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thesoggybug  asked:

Hi there! As someone new to this fandom, I have to say your blog is the best thing ever! What would you recommend a good fic for someone who has never read any Victuuri fanfics before? I was hoping for something really sweet (maybe nsfw?), but still in character and not AU.

Hi! Thank you! Here are some of my favourite fics that I think would be perfect for someone who is new to the fandom!

Originally posted by noenoaholi

New to YOI fanfiction? Start here!

Canon Universe 

The Fundamentals of Caring by braveten, Explicit, 20k
One of my favourite hurt/comfort fics! Yuuri comes down with a nasty cold and Victor tries to take care of him the best that he can. Full of hilariously delusional Yuuri, caring Victor, and ALL THE FLUFF! So cute, definitely recommend! 

Love Like You by LFMH021, Teen, 3.6k
Little insight to retired and domestic Victuuri! Many small scenes from deciding who is going to do the dishes to grocery shopping. SO CUTE AND FLUFFY I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH! It’s the domestic fic you’re looking for!

stammi vicino by sunshinehide, Gen, 1k
It’s moments like these where Yuuri realizes how lucky in love he is with Victor. SO fluffy and cute!

Just for You, a Symphony from My Soul by Caeseria, Explicit, 12k
Sometimes, it’s the smaller moments – those out of the public eye – that are the most important. Lovely first time fic!

Jealous by Flightless_Bird, Teen, 4.4k
The idea prickled in the back of Yuuri’s mind and he glanced sharply at Victor again. Was he…Could he be….? Well, there was only one way to find out. SO GOOD OMG

From The Moon by ButterBeerBitch, Mature, 4.8k
Victor Nikiforov, the living legend, winner of five consecutive World Championships and five straight Grand Prix Finals - was in Yuuri’s bed. Yuuri’s bumpy, squeaky bed, with the Pokémon stickers peeling off the frame and the unwashed sheets.

#KissOrHug by Aurum, Gen, 2.2k
Yuuri and Victor make #Victuri trend worldwide. Phichit accidentally makes it worse. This is is SO cute, it’s a must read!

Safety Hazards in St. Petersburg by lucycamui, Explicit, 3.7k
In which Yuuri moves in with Victor in St. Petersburg and Victor discovers just how distracting living with him can be. I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH OMG

A Safe Place To Fall by uchiuchi, Teen, 8k
Victor doesn’t understand what Yuuri said during the press conference, and Yuuri

hold me in your arms tonight by isonala, Gen, 702 words
After surgery, Victor wakes up with temporary amnesia and forgets he’s married to Yuuri. Quick read, and the fluffiest of fluff. Must read!

Praise Please by surveycorpsjean, Explicit, 5.2k
Viktor is a good coach. Strict, talented. But Viktor is kind. He gives praise like a waterfall, overflowing and loud and it makes Yuuri drown. Fluff and smut. Cute!

Alternate Universe

of dusk and dawn and a love beyond by exile_wrath, Gen, 5.5k
The King of Day, Victor, drops flowers to the Ruler of Night, Yuuri, to express his love for him; yet, they are always returned, as Yuuri thinks that they’re dropped by mistake. Day and Night AU!

Until My Feet Bleed and My Heart Aches by Reiya, Explicit, 147k (WIP)
Rivals AU where Yuuri’s main goal, ever since he was a child, is to beat Victor and win the GPF. SO MUCH ANGST (like, so much) and deliciously hot, hot, hot! You might die from reading this… it’s that good. Thumbs up!

Amateur or Expert by Watermelonsmellinfellon, Teen, 1.9k
AU where Yuuri is a ice skating instructor and Victor is thirsty for him and will do whatever it takes for Yuuri to get to know him. Even if that means pretending to not know how to skate at all, even though he’s a five-time world champion. VERY cute, lots of fluff, and Victor is hilarious in this. Love!

#baristalife by fan_nerd, Mature, 9.6k
Coffee shop AU! Victor, proud owner of Muse café and roastery, goes searching for a local bakery to buy sweets for his store. When he does, he finds Yutopia, a quaint little place tucked away in a small part of town. The good news is, he quickly becomes business partners with the lead patissier, Yuuri. This is an amazing fic, must read! 

Expomise by thankyouforexisting, Teen, 71k (WIP)
YOI/Hogwarts crossover that is too pure for words. First year muggle-born Yuuri get paired up with the Victor Nikiforov in potions class. Filled with after school study sessions, magic, pining, and skating! LOVE!

all the world’s a stage by braveten, Explicit, 112k
Actor AU where Victor is the the most famous actor in Hollywood and Yuuri is a silver medalist at this year’s GPF… and also has a huge crush on Victor. Yuuri auditions to become his skating coach for a movie with the help of Pitchit and cuteness ensues. Lots of fluff, some angst, and a little bit of smut. Amazing fic!

Dancing Daffodils by grayclouds, Mature, 33k (WIP)
Greek God AU where Yuuri is the god of Eros who falls for Victor, a man secluded/banished from the rest of society. Very sweet, and the mix of Greek mythology and YOI works amazingly well. Definitely recommend!

Masquerade by Ashida, Explicit, 46k (WIP)
Yuuri is part of Japan’s most notorious mafias. Victor is the head of the Russian mafia. After brief meetings throughout the span of five years, they decide to go off together and leave everything behind. Mafia AU! I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS FIC!

On My Love by RikoJasmine, Teen, 48k (WIP)
Time travel AU where Yuuri and Victor are happy aged and married, but an accident occurs and suddenly Yuuri wakes up back in Detroit, in a time before he had even met Victor. Angst and pining ensues. Great fic!

ebony & ivory by wbtrashking (fan_nerd), Explicit, 20k
OH MY GOD THIS FIC IS AMAZING. Yuuri, a pianist, moves into a new apartment complex to play with the ASO. Not long after he starts practicing, he starts getting requests from his mysterious upstairs neighbour. Musician AU!


Richard Madden as Peter Leigh in Oasis

He drinks and he smokes to forget about me, but at the end of the night, when he’s absolutely wasted and faded, he’s crying over me into another girl’s arms. He is yet again reminded that nothing could take away how much it hurt to lose me.
No substance, no drug, nothing. I will always live within his mind and within his heart. It is not a choice. He will have to live with the pain that is the loss of something so great, the best he’ll ever have.
—  v.m

“There ain’t no rest for the wicked until we close our eyes for good”

made for “Once I Rose”   which is a motherfucking good fic okay go check it out. 

Lets also thank Indi for her amazing work forever.

Send me your favorite KINKY AF fics!!!


So. I know you guys. I know how many asks I get requesting that I make rec lists of “super kinky” fics (many). I KNOW YOU ARE ALL SUPER INTO KINK.

So! I was talking to @noeeon about kink (as we do), when we had a BRILLIANT IDEA. I am asking (begging!!!) you all (ON ANON) send me the KINKIEST FIC YOU LOVE, THE MOST SHAMEFUL SMUT, the one you read when nothing else is doing it for you and then afterwards you stop and go “holy shit why did that turn me on.” And then!!! I will compile them all into one big super kinky rec list for us all to read and for nobody to feel embarrassed about sharing! SO. OPEN YOUR PRIVATE BOOKMARKS TO ME AND I WILL SHARE THEM WITH THE WORLD AND IT WILL BE WONDERFUL. So long as it’s HP, any pairing is fine! 

And to make things more fun!!! Also include a little blurb about 
1. What about the fic turns you on
2. Why you are embarrassed that you like this fic

PLEASE MAKE THIS A SUCCESS, I want to know all of your dirtiest secrets.



@listenkittycat wanted IPRE taagnus this morning and i couldnt stop thinking about my first post about taako constantly casting levitate just to be taller than magnus so here they are Combined

we said it was our birthday

So last night @theboringlifeofsamantha and I ate at Cheesecake Factory and we had a really funny waiter. We kept hearing happy birthday being sung around the restaurant and after the third song Sam asked our waiter how many times they have to sing in the average shift. He said he has to sing happy birthday around 6 times per shift.
So I jokingly said “Well, it’s actually both of our birthdays today. And we also want to be sung to, but separately. Two songs.” He laughed and sarcastically said “Alright then I’m gonna go get you a new waiter.”

We ate and joked with him whenever he came by, and at the end of dinner we ordered a cheesecake to share. He brought it to us with two candles!!! We were laughing hysterically and he said “Okay since it’s both of your birthdays I’m gonna sing to you.” He started singing and the other waiters around thought it was legit so they started joining in!! After he sang he told the other waiters “Okay that happy birthday song was for her (Sam) so this one’s for her (me). And they sang happy birthday AGAIN. We were dying laughing it was so great. We never even told him our names so he just sang "Happy birthday dear cheesecake."😂

So basically our waiter convinced the whole restaurant that we were both having birthdays and serenaded us twice just to continue a joke😂 He came back later and asked if his singing made the cheesecake taste better. It definitely did haha

  • The Counselor: Okay, so Wyoming, in your own words - [reads from complaint paper] "Someone replaced all my sniper rifles with bananas from the mess hall. I suspect it was Agent New York." [flips to another paper] "Everyone has called me ‘Reggie’ all day. I think Agent York paid them to."
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  • York: [laughs] Yes! Five bucks each. And it was totally worth it.
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  • Counselor: [reading] "This morning, I found blood on my armor and York tried to convince me I committed murder. I believe he may be the real murderer."

let me start this by saying what i usually say: MY CHILDREN, ARE YOU ALL LOST??? hence my choice of edit for this post, as well, because, just like Kit says, the cat that’s doing that is the only reaction i have for this madness. how are there so many of you, how why when where for what motive?? i spend half my time on this blog writing crack and non-sense and crying about Jon Snow and all of this has only gotten 5x worse after s07 started — and yet. look at all of you. i want to keep you all forever, and forever safe and cozy under the Lord Commander cloak. 

 because it is long overdue, then, here is a list of the ones who’ve made and are making my experience on this blog the best that i could have ever hoped for. let it be known that i love and appreciate you all so much. and that, even if you are not in this list, it is no different — because every single one of the 1200+ of you are what makes this blog worth having and what makes each single of my days better and more enjoyable ♥ ♥ ♥ 

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