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DAMN, TEEN WOLF BACK AT IT WITH ALL THAT LIGHTING WE NEVER GOT TO SEE. LOOK HOW MAJESTIC STILES LOOKS. I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER SEEN HIS FACE SO WELL LIT BEFORE. HE’S BEAUTIFUL. DAMN YOU TEEN WOLF. YOU’VE BEEN HOLDING OUT ON US WITH ALL THAT DARKNESS HIDING EVERYONE’S FACES. gif source: @obriens

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we said it was our birthday

So last night @theboringlifeofsamantha and I ate at Cheesecake Factory and we had a really funny waiter. We kept hearing happy birthday being sung around the restaurant and after the third song Sam asked our waiter how many times they have to sing in the average shift. He said he has to sing happy birthday around 6 times per shift.
So I jokingly said “Well, it’s actually both of our birthdays today. And we also want to be sung to, but separately. Two songs.” He laughed and sarcastically said “Alright then I’m gonna go get you a new waiter.”

We ate and joked with him whenever he came by, and at the end of dinner we ordered a cheesecake to share. He brought it to us with two candles!!! We were laughing hysterically and he said “Okay since it’s both of your birthdays I’m gonna sing to you.” He started singing and the other waiters around thought it was legit so they started joining in!! After he sang he told the other waiters “Okay that happy birthday song was for her (Sam) so this one’s for her (me). And they sang happy birthday AGAIN. We were dying laughing it was so great. We never even told him our names so he just sang "Happy birthday dear cheesecake."😂

So basically our waiter convinced the whole restaurant that we were both having birthdays and serenaded us twice just to continue a joke😂 He came back later and asked if his singing made the cheesecake taste better. It definitely did haha

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*chorus* THIS IS THE BEST BLOG I HAVE EVER LAID MY MORTAL EYES ON. *me singing almost as bad as an iguana (get it? Cuz iguanas don't sing) YOU ARE A BLESSINGGGGGGGGGGG

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Just wanted to let you know that this is the best blog I have ever seen. Never fails to make me laugh and cringe. Beautiful

Glad people are still enjoying this. Going on 5 years now. I would have stopped a long, long time ago if folks like you weren’t so into it. Thanks <3