have some ianthony

Storytime

Okay so I was reading fanfiction in my room while also checking my ghost radar app on my iPad. The app sometimes gives you random words and it’s usually something kinda scary like “pain” or “knife”. However in the middle of a hot make out scene this freaking app says the word “blow”. I don’t think much of it at the time but when I keep reading I realise that a BLOW JOB IS ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE and I start laughing because jesus christ. A fucking ghostie in my room knows that I’ve been sinning, like can u imagen. I don’t know if I should be scared or embarrassed tbh