Blame @nevuabby because she was laughing at the “things people compared JD to” because honestly… how can I refuse a Star Wars AU???
Easiest way to explain it is that JD is basically Anakin in this scenario, except he’s not dumb enough to fall for someone like Palpatin’s tricks and he just gets pissed off the hypocrisy of the Jedi system, among other things, and his rage takes over and he slips dark side. But then…. dies lol and even if he didn’t die he certainly wouldn’t work for the Empire either… ever.
Dean finding a picture of old Castiel, fem!Castiel, not knowing that this is Cas. And going on and on about her beauty.
“Holy shit Cas, who is this hot chick? Damnn.”
and the thing is, Dean would only be talking about her eyes. How blue they are, how he’s a sucker for blue eyes in general, how that beige coat just emphasises the BLUE in her eyes even more.
Dean writing an ode to the woman’s beauty, before Cas quietly says, “that’s me. Was me. This is my old vessel.”
Dean pausing immediately, “this is…you?” Because he realises that he basically spent the last 10 minutes describing, in excruciating detail, how hot his best friend is to his best friend.
Dean wanting to act casual about it and saying “Oh, man, great job. That’s a good vessel you picked. That’s. Um. Yeah. Good…good choice.”
Dean hastily adding, “Not that you, you know, did a bad job with your current vessel or anything. Jimmy’s great, like, in terms of, as in, body-wise. I mean, same blue eyes, right? Uh. And well-built, too. Sturdy. He’s, I mean you, you’re, you’re good looking now too. Um.”
Dean finally just blurting out “basically what I wanna say is that you’ve always been hot, cas.” before bolting the fuck out
Cas, still not having said anything other than the original clarification, just staring after him with confused comprehension, furrowed brow, squinty eyes, and a cocked head.
Sam accidentally witnessing this exchange and laughing till his stomach hurts.
How to Binge Watch Supernatural... A Time Estimate
So I don’t know if any of you remember or have seen this post I made a while back but it was basically saying how long it would take you to binge watch however many seasons there were on Netflix at the time considering sleep and bathroom breaks. There were a hell of a lot of stupid errors and there are more seasons available now so…
I’m updating it.
Buckle up buttercup.
Before we start:
It is currently October 14, 2017
There are 12 seasons of Supernatural available on Netflix as of now