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EPISODE 2 - SANDCRUSHED?? SANDWHAT? SANDBUSTED! - DRUNKEN REVIEW

OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT! - ANTILACTOSE… you know because of how cheesy it is hahahhahahaha oMG oh….  ok I’ll stop…

Alternative title: With Friends Like These…

Drunken Review Masterpost!

Spacial thanks to:

@e–wills @torrendragonman @ink03 Because no Salt squad is too small!! HAve some laughs kids… Sorry no… Don’t read kids… 

- Hiccstrid obligatory plotline is obligatory! BUT HEY I liked it??  A bit?? I still prefer @avannak‘s “Proposal” Fic… It feel waaaay more canon ;)

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- NO STOICK!

-Hiccup being cheesy as fuck… FOREVER AND EVER TOGETHER!

-FISHSTRID IS CANON. AND DOMSTRID! No kinkshaming tho

*Skips the whole Hiccup’s ass liking fase* Bye

-Astrid avoiding Hiccup like I’ve been for 5 seasons is my kink.

-I’m Snotlout in this episode….

-Hiccup has everything…. Not a good character arc he hasn’t… AM I RIGHT GUYS?!?!?!

*me right now*

-Giving Hiccup a map is Hiccup’s kink…

-Snotlout being supportive and bringing up the idea of a chain for that thingy to be a necklace!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE HE THINKS!!!!!

-”HER FASHION SENSE IS DREADFUL” You tell her Tuff

“Scarf exit”

-Astrid having moments??? Wait… No. Forget it. False alarm.

- I’m still seeing Fishstrid….

-Snotlout being the best as usual.

*Forgets notes and dances*

STAY TUNED FOR MY NEXT REVIEW!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO

I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore