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I’m so tempted to play Inquisition again, but I know it’s going to end in me spending 10 hours in the character creator trying to give my Inquisitor a decent nose, running around the Hinterlands doing everything for at least 3 days, promising myself not to collect the shards and then collecting them all, trying to roleplay but selling myself out so none of the companions leave, accidentally jumping and throwing myself from cliffs, spending all of the Inquisition’s funds on lustrous cotton so that everyone matches, visiting the prison over and over on the off chance there’s a prisoner in there, never using a horse, pretending the Hissing Wastes don’t exist, feeling guilty for killing all the Dragons, not playing The Decent, not playing Jaws of Hakkon, crying over Trespasser…

Oh. And violently combat rolling away from any and all fade rifts.

My stats professor: so we can see here by the data that men spend more time at the gym than women. Which makes sense because men are stronger than women, isnt that right, Micheal?

Micheal, a poor student who did not want to be called on but also clearly doesn’t want to say that women are weaker: uh well women have like beauty standards on them so that’s probably a factor here

My stats professor: it is true. Woman are more beautiful. That is how god made them.

Micheal: that’s not. exactly what I’m saying

My stats professor: women take so much time to get ready, don’t you, ladies?

Me, sitting back at my desk, writing erotic fan fiction in lieu of notes: can’t wait to write your eval, my dude


Doodles for the new episode! ( Also, weren’t joshimatsu a bit too mean to the poor jyushi xD ) 


I finally finished the Little Mermaid AU chibi set! These are so much work to do, but also very much fun and very satisfying, and I’d love to do many more chibi sets!
…Maybe not only Zesty for a change. But also more Zesty.

I’ll let these sink for a few days and then maybe fix things and maybe restock on sticker paper and have them printed.

ficspam(2/?) ↣  Paint Me In A Million Dreams by @greenfeelings;

Harry’s one of Hollywood’s biggest actors, has made a name for himself in prestigious films and lives the life of a superstar. There’s just one thing missing to make it picture-perfect, but the one Harry’s in love with is completely out of reach for him. Enter Louis, one of Hollywood’s biggest actors himself, who just came out of the closet and taps new genres in the industry. When Louis sacks the role Harry auditioned for in Scorsese’s next big film, their irrational feud starts. Who could have guessed it would get even worse when for promo season, their teams decide to present them as a couple for publicity?

In short, Harry’s in love with someone and doesn’t care about dating anyone else, Louis never felt home in L.A., Liam writes love songs for someone he shouldn’t write love songs to, and Niall makes everything better with good food.

©️larry manip: yourssincerelylarry

Kiss Me Like I’m Never Coming Back (Shiro x Reader)

AN: HI ok so this is my first writing peice for anything in a really long time. If you have and any tips or suggestions you would like to share I am super open to hear them, and I hope you guys (my literal 4 followers and the people in the tags) like this !! tysm !

Its been so awkward. Ever since Shiro confessed his true feelings towards me.

 The way he stares at me instantly when I walk into the room, and points out in his head all the small things he loves about me before focusing on the conversation at hand. Or how he watches the way I fidget with my hands when my nerves are high, and thinks about holding them tightly in his to calm me.

 And God knows I wanted to feel the same way towards him but I just couldn’t find it in myself, it was just so, sudden. Maybe I was oblivious and it truly wasn’t as soon as it felt, but I just couldn’t bring myself to love him back the way he loves me. All the details about me, my eyes, my hair, the small scars that litter my body from events from when I was a child. He loves it all. 

I’m not saying I don’t love him. Just not to the level of intensity he does for me, and he doesn’t deserve someone like that. Especially with all hes been through. 

He’s leaving for a mission in a few earth days. And not a safe one that ventures to a “friendly” planet. Ive been trying not to think about it, but I find myself lying here wondering what would happen if he was gone. God the thought hurts. 

The sound of the sliding door and somewhat heavy footsteps fill the previously silent room and I instantly know its him. “Y/N?” He calls out for me and my body immediately cringes. I’m not ready too see him, I’m just so awkward. “Hey, Shiro.” I reluctantly reply without looking at him, I can tell that he sensed how hesitant the atmosphere around us is. “I can come back later if you’re too busy now.” He murmured as I shot up into a sitting position “No, no what is it that you need?” I say with a bit more confidence in my tone.

 He stiffly moves around the couch and sat beside me not making direct eye contact, but instead watching his hands as he fidgeted with his fingers. “I-I need to brief you on how dangerous our next mission is,” his words strike an unknown fear into my chest and butterflies stir in my stomach, I was already worried but his words have me teetering on the edge. “Were going after Zarkon directly, Pidge located his battlecruiser and were gonna try our best to destroy it, and him.” Fear is the only feeling I know at this moment in time. “Y/N I’m telling you this cause if anything happens too us, too me. I need you to carry on the legend of Voltron with Allura and Coran, this cant be where it all ends." 

 The moment he utters the words ‘this cant be where it all ends’ my body is on auto pilot, I instantly reach for his human hand and rub circles on it with my thumb, "Shiro.. its okay nothing will happen too you or the paladins… I promise.” I make eye contact with him for the first time this entire encounter and i feel his robotic arm wrap around me and forcefully pull me into a warm embrace and I automatically wrap my arms around his chest. Shiro and I sit there like that for what feels like hours just holding each other, as I start to feel wetness run down my neck onto my shoulders as his body starts to shake.

 I put my hands on his shoulders and push away from his gently so I can see his face and confirm my suspicion. The tough leader persona he had on a moment ago has completely shattered before my eyes as he is a sobbing mess in my arms. My hands instinctively goes to the white tuff of hair on his head and I run my fingers through it while making a shushing noise and repeating “Everyone will be okay,” as he sobs into my shoulder. 

I would give anything to see him smile right now, too ensure that he doesn’t feel like this. Once again I pull away from the embrace and rest my forehead against his watching teardrops run down his face as I wipe them away with the sleeve of my shirt. “I’m so scared I won’t come back this time.” Shiro whimpers between sobs as he puts his cold hands on my head and let’s out a shaky breath. I hold back tears of my own. He speaks again but this time it’s barely audible even though I’m inches away from his face “Y/N please, kiss me like I’m never coming back.”

 And in that instant I close the gap between us and gently wrap my arms around his neck as he slowly puts his robotic hand on my waist and his human one on the back of my head deepening the kiss. We both move together as one and I feel like I’m walking on a could, kissing Shiro is like a rush I’ve never felt before it’s both gentle and fierce. He makes me feel protected and loved and its a feeling I never want to cease. He pulls away gently and rests his forehead back against mine.

 I stick my tongue out at him “Ew,” I say jokingly letting out a breathy laugh “What?” He asks in a way that says he’s scared to hear the answer, “it’s just, you taste like that goo Coran keeps trying to feed us.” A blush forms on his face as he laughs and I wipe away a stray tear falling from his eye.

 "There’s that smile.“

Fevers in sickfics are just…. so good.

They’re just so versatile. A character is sick with a fever? Is it the flu? Bad cold? Infected wound? Pneumonia? Bronchitis? Who knows!!

And the the caretaker gets to freak out even if the whumpee isn’t in any real danger (since fevers are always seen as much worse than they are).

PLUS a fever will generally knock out a character for a while. None if this “oh I’m sick but it’s still business as usual nothing bad happening here” bullshit.

anonymous asked:

What au is that dirkjake picture?

It’s an AU @vampyremoji and @faemoji are writing! 

Yet another AU that my fiancee and I write together where Jake and Dirk are normal adults in the norm world who remember each other as one another’s “imaginary friends” as kids, where they played in an imaginary fantasy world. They meet again as adults and find out the other was actually real all along, along with the fantasy world that they thought was also imaginary and they have to go back and finish the heroing they started as kids.