I hate this new thing where makeup companies come out with makeup that’s supposed to make you look like you have no makeup on like “Our new (x) gives you that ‘no makeup look’ that everyone loves right now! Like when did “no makeup” stop meaning not wearing any makeup and start meaning doing your makeup a certain way like kids are looking at models and celebrities’ “no makeup looks” and wondering why they don’t look like that and it’s because they literally have on a full face of makeup. Like why are girls expected to wear makeup even when they’re “not wearing makeup”?
so, I learned after buying the dark link costume from kilton that you actually scare sidon by wearing it. just run by him, don’t even hit him, if you’re close enough he’ll turn around in horror that his precious link has apparently been corrupted by the darkness of hell
inspired by my friends reaction after telling him my discovery
-I find a dead robin in a black goo phase of decay. I dig a small hole on the spot and bury it. -I find a sunbleached spine of a roadkill possum. I bag it. -I find another possum, this one is a pancake. The bones have been run into dust, I take the one remaining canine. -There are three vultures circling further ahead in a field, I follow them - there is nothing there. They move on and so do I. -I find a bunch of Grizzlies snuff tin cans…I bag them because I am weak for bears. -Lots of beer cans, I bag those too - gimme my 40 cents a pound~ -I find a water-filled ditch with a rotting armadillo in it. It is mostly clean…just gooey…I bag the head, as the other bones have been washed away. -The vultures are back, they circle me curiously, likely drawn by the smell of the rotting armadillo. They move on ahead and disappear. -I follow a trail of aluminum cans to a wooded area with a small creek, there is some sort of partial canine or feline skeleton in the creek bed, fully nature cleaned. It had brown fur, I bag the skeleton, I do not find the skull. -Near by is bunch of possum verts…I bag them too. -Dead possum, Gross phase of rot where the fur falls out when you touch it. I leave it there. I will return for the bones later. -*Ape noises as I spy nature cleaned squirrel skull under some leaves* -There is a random trail in the middle of the woods that does not connect to the road or to a house….I wander into the woods to follow it, hoping it is a hunters dumping site. It leads to a leaf cluttered clearing that is void of any noise except the danger bark of a squirrel…I promptly leave. -I stop at some strangers house for water….It smells and tastes like rasberries…10/10 water. -The vultures have returned, they circle a field, one breaks off and lands in a tree in front of me. It leaps to a tree further into the woods, then back to me. I follow it curiously. -Thorns! Thorns everywhere! I am beginning to suspect this vultures motive was to make me bleed to death so it could eat me…. -It leads me to a junk pile of concrete and car engine parts. Nearby is a freshly dead armadillo, there is a hole in its neck and it’s rear where the vultures ate from it….It seems to have been shot… There is a green long sleeve shirt right next to it. The shirt says “Just Do it!” The shirt fits me perfectly…