have i told you i love his seaweed hair

text three, part one: seokjin

*as your dad when he finds out you have a crush*

jin: y/n, my one and only child

you: dad?

jin: i heard you have a crush heheh

you: WHAT WHO TOLD YOU

jin: jeongguk

you: i will KILL THAT LITTLE SHIT

jin: no you won’t

jin: respect your elders, y/n

jin: now let’s see…

jin: his sns isn’t that impressive

jin: LMAO HE UGLY

jin: WHY DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON THIS

you: DAD

you: i’m never talking to you again

you: i hate you

jin: no, you love me

jin: everyone loves me

jin: but really, you can do better than this, y/n

jin: why does his hair look like seaweed HA

you: … bye

*you block his number*