have i mentioned i want this cat

Things Draco has definitely said at some point
  • “Harry, if you don’t stop molesting me with your eyes I’m going to throw you out of a second story window”
  • “If one more person mentions my hair I swear to god I’m going to commit first degree murder in front of like a hundred witnesses”
  • “That shirt is atrocious and I am ashamed to even know of its existence”
  • “What the fuck made you think that was okay on any level?”
  • “I hate you all”
  • “No, you plebeian, I do not want one of your germ-infested free samples they’ve probably been on that tray for years anyway”
  • “Oh god it touched me I’m going to have to cut off that foot now”
  • “I’m not a cat and the next person to compare me to one will find out what it feels like to have my entire foot up their ass”
  • “Coffee is god’s second most important gift to mankind, with the first being me, of course. Harry, stop laughing”
  • “I can’t tell if that’s a picture of a barf stain or your dog”
  • “Why would you ever”
  • “This conversation has officially bored me to tears, so I’m going to go do something more entertaining, like watch grass grow. Draco out.”
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All of these are stuff my friend Thunber and I have pictured and talked about in the past xD See, we share a thousands headcanon lol~

I don’t remember how it happened but one time, we ended up saying we wanted to see Hyde with a cat ear hoodie and making cute nya noises at Licht… and then we mentioned the Cheshire cat from Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, cause we both loved the design and… kajshdkj idk xD

I’ve had these doodles around for a while but I didn’t post them.

Cheerleader Lichtan is a plus(?)

Tomorrow is my 30th birthday and I’m going to go to a friend’s wedding shower and pick up a balloon bouquet I got for myself and flowers that my girlfriend sent me and have dinner with my family incl. all my in-town nephews and I’m going to tie a balloon to the youngest one and watch him run around trying to charm the cats. (I forget if I mentioned, this week my sister in law sent us a video where she asks him, “Where do you want to go?” and he says “GAW-LA-GER. GRAMMA. KITTY!”)

When i was a little kid I used to dream of being in my 30s. I always wanted to grow up. Being an adult was when you got to choose where you lived, what you ate, who you spent time with, what you got to do. Even when I was eight, I dreamed so hard of being settled in my career with a spouse and family, able to right some of the wrongs I saw in the world and make art that mattered.

Getting here has been so hard–and between mental illness and the economy, I’m not nearly as settled, married, or fecund as I’d like to be–but you know the fuck what, I’m happy to be here anyway.

Moving In || Kara and Lena

Kara looks like she just got caught with a stolen potsticker in her mouth.
“Wh-whaaaat? Nothing! Nothing at all- though, now that you mention it, uh…” she’s totally red; she doesn’t like trying to butter up Lena for anything because she’s sure Lena sees that a million times every day, but still.
“I… I was just wondering… b-because we have been going at this for quite a while now, if, uh…” she frowns, getting redder, trying to figure out what she wants to say.
“If… have you ever thought about… uh… moving in… with……….”
She stops.
“… a cat!”
Nice turnaround, Kara. Way to go.
“D-do you like pets?”
She wanted to say something else, but she whimped out.
————

Lena was frowning as she tried to keep up with what Kara was saying, and then her eyes widened as it finally clicked in her mind.

It took a second, but the shock disappeared, and she smiled brightly.

Walking over to Kara, Lena wraps her arms around her girlfriend’s neck. “Miss Danvers, are you asking me to move in with you?”

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Has this been done yet or…

L: Why do you want us to wear these again?

CN: Becauuuusssse, cats get lost all the time! I thought it was a valid concern my Lady. <3

L:  Wha-? Oh whatever.  Sure, why not, you silly kitty.  

Have I mentioned that I’ve fallen in the hole that is the Miraculous Ladybug fandom? Because I have. Just saying.

Pssttt, you can blame @yaushie for my fall into the pit. 

I’m More of a Cat Person (One-Shot)

Fandom: GOT7 (with BTS cameo)

Pairing: Jaebum x Reader

Genre: This is pretty fluffy

Word count: 5,017

Warnings: Very mild mentions of sex and suggestive comments.

Summary: You finally have some free time to spend with your close friend and class mate Haruko. It was her turn to choose your hang out spot but her decision didn’t make you very happy. That was until you met a very alluring server.

Comments: In honor of Leader JB’s birthday! It’s a very simple and cute one-shot and I wanted to finish this by the 6th but alas I kept getting distracted. lol Enjoy!


Preview:

“Want to stay another hour and ogle at the Prince of Cats?”

You rolled your eyes but eventually gave in as you knew your friend wanted to spend some time with the dogs. Just because you were a bitter cat person didn’t mean you could take away from your dog-person friend’s enjoyment of the café. Plus, there was Jaebum walking around the place. He would sometimes stop to take care of one of the pets or answer questions from the other guests. But what you kept noticing most were his constant stares in the direction of your table. He would always smile when he would happen to catch you staring back. He was such an incredibly good looking guy and you just couldn’t help it. He was your type of guy from head to toes right down to his bright, wide set of teeth, the sharpness of his nose, the strength of his forehead, his long, long legs, his-

“(Y/N)!”

You jumped right out of your reverie when you heard your name being yelled.

“What?” Your friend was now staring at you as if she were staring at a misbehaving child. “What?!”


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begin friends with got7 would be
  • them making you laugh all the time 
  • you would be probably helping jaebum to take care of the rest
  • pranks
  • they would tastes you about everything
  • bambam and yugyeom would wants you to whip with them
  • a lot of jokes
  • pick up lines 
  • “hey y/n, is your dad a preacher? cause girl you’re a blessing”
  • “you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop”
  • “if I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you”
  • “boys pls staph”
  • did i mention pranks??
  • you making food for them
  • horrors maratons
  • chilling with them when they have day off
  • they would be possessive and jealous about you
  • them wanting a lot of attention from you
  • cuddles with them a lot
  • dance with them 
  • always asking you what do you think about their new music
  • i think they would takes you on tour with them
  • shopping with them 
  • bambam giving you fashion advices
  • sleepovers  
  • walking to the park with boys and coco
  • they would treat you like a sister
  • kisses on cheeks 
  • kisses on forehead
  • saying “love you” at the end of phone talks
  • them loving you so much!!!

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drabble fundraiser

So, I mentioned yesterday that I was hoping to raise some money to pay off old/current medical bills and get glasses, pay for my cat to go to a specialist, and/or change my name legally (gender reasons). I’m planning to move out of state this summer/fall, and I really want to get myself as much out of debt as possible before hand. Saving for the move has been incredibly difficult despite my best efforts and working 40 hours a week. 

I have a donation post, which ppl are welcome to donate towards, but I figured that a better way would be to offer something in return. Because of money and my mental health, making things related to sewing is really not feasible, but I can write! And I like to think I’m a decent writer, too. So, I would like to offer my services for a small donation! 

There will be specific guidelines mostly because I don’t want to overwhelm myself (on the off chance that this actually is very successful and I end up with lots of donations). I still work 40 hrs a week, have an internship, a sewing job, and am working on a fashion show on top of trying to get my mental health sorted out. I’m actually going to be taking a brief sick leave from work to sort out my mental health, which will suck monumentally for my pay check because disability is only 66% of what I usually make, ergo needing to ask again for financial assistance. 

If you would like to donate in exchange for my writing services, feel free to keep reading below the cut. If you can’t, please consider signal boosting. I am very, very much in need of help so anything is appreciated! Also if you’re not sure and want to check out my writing first, here is my ao3 

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Cat Chariot Cafe

Pairing: Lie Ren x Reader

Fandom: RWBY

Author’s Note: Okay so, I did promised that I would post some of my stories from my Grab Bag collection over on AO3. I wasn’t that confident about it, but I started to appreciate this one which was based off a prompt on imagine-rwby. The gender of the reader is never mentioned, so interpret it as you want.

PromptImagine not having a good day so Ren drags you to a newly opened cat cafe, he smiles and sips his tea as several kittens demanded your attention.

Warning(s): Fluff and like 1 swear word. Nothing else. Enjoy~

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saxophone-cat  asked:

I'm writing a sort of medieval fantasy novel and I want to incorporate mythological creatures and cryptids. I already have dragons, werewolves, a ninki-nanka (like an African Loch Ness Monster that lives in rivers), and I've mentioned aswangs and skinwalkers (I'm planning to use those later.) I'm also probably going to have a tatzelwurm and a Grey Man. Do you have any other mythological creatures/cryptids I could use, and if so, can you describe them?

Hey @saxophone-cat   :) So so sorry it’s taken me 15 days to reply,  life has been hectic.  

I’m afraid I am not going to be super helpful here. You are already way more knowledgeable than me about this! It’s so good that you know so much and are seeking out info!  If you use specific myths that are already established, my advice is to make sure you get it as correct to it’s established lore as possible, because there is always someone who will notice and pull you up about it.

I don’t know much, but I love the Fae, Elves and Pixies. I love forest creatures,  so like, anything personified and covered in moss. I love the Kraken and anyone who can manipulate or oversee time. 

Goodluck! You totally got this! 

Hey writing community- does anyone know of any awesome mythological creature resources to share??

anonymous asked:

hi! do you know of any phone games/apps that are soothing for anxiety

Hello!

So as mentioned in this post, Pacifica, Flowy Beta, and Puzzle Retreat are great apps for anxiety.

Some additional tools for anxiety that I have tried:

  • mynoise.net - such a helpful tool that I have wanted to make a separate post about. This site/app contains many noise generators that can soothe anxiety. The “Absolute Rain” noise generator is a great place to start. iOS 
  • Dots Android | iOS
  • Infinity loop Android | iOS
  • 2048 Android | iOS
  • Neko Atsume (aka the cat game - relaxing and cute!) Android | iOS

Some apps that I haven’t tried, but look good!:

  • Paced breathing - contains helpful guided breathing exercises to soothe anxiety. Android
  • Self-help anxiety management - CBT style self-help kit tailored for anxiety. Android | iOS
  • Calm - contains guided meditations Android | iOS

Hope this helps.

the-sinner-of-tumbl-r-at-night  asked:

I just fucking hate being obscure kin. It's like: Oh hello you're now Courage the cowardly dog, Dr. Henry Jekyll, Sally.EXE and oh, did we mention the fucking SACK TOY FROM LITTLE BIG PLANET??!?! It's as if this life doesn't want me to find my canon/source mates. Like bloody hell! L E T ME HAVE A N O R M A L KINTYPE FOR ONCE, EH? But nope. I'm stuck with obsucre kin. JHJKHASKHFKJADSFH Please just.... Agh.

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Name: jennifer

Nicknames: jenna 

Gender: female

Star Sign: aries!!

Height: about 5'6"

Sexual Orientation: het lol

Hogwarts House: hufflepuff my dudes!

Favorite Colors: purple/pink/dark blue/pastels (ówò)

Favorite Animal: cat!! i love cats so much!!

Average Hours of Sleep: about 7-8

Cats or Dogs: as mentioned before i love cats!! 

Favorite Fictional Characters: …too many lol

i tag: @zapfishes @irlgenos
@nouveau-nymphete
@over-the-garden-waluigi @krist0pher @woofbjork @lampblack @darknerd-animalxsing @voidix @jivepeaches @marshmallowspecter @bootybirb @myfern @shalocs

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“New Yorkers have perfected the art of looking but not looking. You know, where you let your eyes glaze over someone as you pass, so you can take them in without making it obvious that you’re studying them. For this reason I wasn’t entirely sure if anyone noticed the giant glowing cat ears on my head as I walked down the street on my way home from work. I certainly noticed them. They were large, somewhat heavy and oh yeah, did I mention they glow?By all rights, as someone who deals with gadgets on a regular basis, I shouldn’t want any part of the Axent Wear cat ear headphones. In addition to the steady purple (or green or blue or red) glow, they also have speakers in the ears. They have ears, period. And yet, when I first watched a video of these things in action, something about them tickled the deepest part of my animal brain. I wanted them. I needed them.”

Engadget Senior Editor Kris Naudus tried out Axent Wear’s cat ear headphones, and they are basically the stuff of anime dreams!

When It All Falls Down - Story

Hey! So as mentioned in my bio, I love to write. I’ve had this blog for about 5 years and realized that I have never put any of my material on here so I’m going to start now. This particular story is actually a film script I’ve been recently writing so I wanted to give a clip/excerpt. Any feedback is appreciated. Note: NSFW warning and OTS means (Over the Shoulder shot), CUT TO (switching the scene)

FADE IN: WHEN IT ALL FALLS DOWN TITLE

The Wilsons’ House - Brooklyn, NY - Late Morning

A guy pulls out their Air Jordans before slipping them on and bending over to tie their shoes. When the person rolls back up, we see the guy is ANDRE.

He stands up to walk over to his dresser, picking up his gold chain and bracelets before flipping on his NY fitted cap.

CUT TO:

OTS shot of him walking down the hallway into his mother’s room.  

CUT TO: Mother’s Room - Same - Same

She’s laying down sleeping.

Andre: Mama, wake up.

She doesn’t stir. He shakes his head before walking over to her before shaking her shoulder. Her eyes flutter open.

Andre: You know, you could probably sleep through a hurricane if you were tired enough.

Marie: Haha, you think you funny? Come, give me some love.

Andre smiles and bends down to hug her.

Marie: Don’t forget that you’re helping me with the empanadas tonight.

Andre: You know how much I love empanadas. I’m not gonna forget.  

Marie: Mhm, like how you didn’t forget last time.

Andre: Never gonna let that go, huh? I’m going to school, I’ll see you later.

Marie: Alright, see you later, baby. Love you.

He kisses her cheek.

Andre: I love you.

CUT TO: Wilsons’ Living Room - Same - Same

Jermaine is on his phone sitting on the couch, chilling. Andre walks in and slaps Jermaine’s fitted down, before sitting down next to him.  

Jermaine: [sucks his teeth] Dick.

Andre: [laughs] Wassup, bro?

Jermaine: Wassup, you bout to go to class?

Andre: Yeah, what you been up to?

Jermaine: Same old shit.

Andre: So how’s that girl whose name you never learned how to pronounce?

Jermaine: [chuckles] I mean the head game was aight but that pussy was amazing.

Andre: Aight, that’s wassup. [Daps him]

Jermaine: Yo, I can’t believe she let me hit so many times. I fucked her like 10 or more times just this month and every time, I just called her beautiful or babe. I don’t know how she didn’t catch me slipping.

Andre: Me neither, bro. [Laughs]

Jermaine: Then Ashley from that Jump Off Party texted me saying I could get it. Bitch was already at the door when I agreed.

Andre: [Laughs] Holy shit, she’s thirsty. Fucking dehydrated ass.

Jermaine: Hell yeah, my nigga. But yeah, Beautiful saw Ashley and now she’s gone. After she left, me and Ashley fucked in the shower.

Andre: [Shaking my head] Beautiful was fucking sexy though. Mm, and that accent.

Jermaine: Yeah , but her voice gets so whiny when you hit it from the back. Fucked my whole shit up.

Andre: That’s crazy, though. That’s just like that white girl I fucked last summer, Sandra.

Jermaine: The Australian one?

Andre: Yeah, it was like listening to some opera type shit.

Jermaine: Damn, nigga. So who you with now?

Andre: Haha! Funny. I’m not with anyone. I’m fucking with Brianna and making moves on Sharice. But at least I know the names of my fuck buddies.

Jermaine: [Laughs] You got jokes, huh? Well, I don’t know their names but they still come around so who’s really fucking up?

Andre: Touche, my man, touche. Aight, I’m gonna get going. I gotta go pick up Brianna. [leaving the room and then heading out the door]

Jermaine: [to himself] I’m 99% certain chick don’t go to his school.

CUT TO: FDR Drive – Brooklyn, NY – Noon

Aerial shot of the FDR Drive and a black car speeding down the lane.  We see a Bentley emblem before it starts swerving and a woman giggles.

Female: Andre, you better not make us crash.

Shot from the dashboard of Andre.

Andre: [Moving her hair to the side to see more of her face] Baby, you know how I get when you move your tongue like that.

OTS shot of Andre looking down as Brianna smiles at him before going back down to suck his balls lightly.  

Medium wide shot of Andre groaning, throwing his head back as the car starts to swerve a bit. She giggles before taking his shaft fully in her mouth before deepthroating.  

Andre’s eyes rolls to the back of his head as he grabs the back of her head.  

Andre: Damn, Bri. You go this hard for every dude you fuck?

Brianna: [Giggles] No, just for you, baby. [Licking his shaft]  

Andre: All this for me? Aww, you’re so thotful, baby.

Brianna lifts up her head in a daze.  

Brianna: What you say?

Andre: I said you’re so thoughtful. Now open wide.  

Brianna happily opens her mouth and Andre brings her head down on his dick before growling lowly.  

Andre speeds down to the Columbus University. Once reaching the parking lot, he pushes Brianna’s head all the way down on his dick, groaning as he cums in her throat.

Andre: Damn, girl.

Brianna sits back in the passenger seat and wipes the corners of her mouth. He hops out the car with his bookbag and she follows. He places a $50 bill in her hand before kissing her cheek.  

Andre: Here, some money for a cab. See you later.

Brianna: Deadass, Dre? I thought that you was gonna drive me back.

Andre: Sorry, baby. I really gotta go to class. All this time I spend with you gotta a nigga slippin. I’ve been failing so I gotta get my grades up. [flashes her a smile] You understand, right?  

Brianna: Aww [hugs him] my baby’s so addicted to my love that he’s distracted in class.

Andre rolls his eyes and continues to put on an act.

Andre: Yeah, baby. I’ll call you later though.

Brianna: Okay, see you later, baby.

He walks into the building and into the lecture room 1004. He walks all the way to the back and sits next to KATRINA.  

Katrina: [whispers] Wassup, dumbass?

Andre: [whispers] Why am I a dumbass, Kat?

Katrina: ‘Cus you walked in here thirty minutes late like for the fourth time and we’re only two months into the semester.

Andre: It’s aight. He doesn’t count attendance anyway.  

Katrina shakes her head before putting her feet on her desk, crossing her legs.  

Katrina: Are we still hanging out after class or are you fucking with one of ya biddies again?

Andre: Nah, we still hanging out today. I haven’t seen you all weekend.  

Katrina: Yeah because your schedule was full, nigga. Couldn’t make time for ya bestie.

Andre; I know, I know. I’m a horrible person but you still love me. [showing his dimples, smiling]

Katrina: Whatever, dude. Pay attention.

He pulls her close before kissing her cheek and then looking at the professor.

Is dragon cat a thing?

After coming home from a short trip to the capital of my country, I decided to spent the rest of my free time watching the “How to Train Your Dragon” franchise with my cats. Meaning, both the movies and the two series that came in between them. (They’re surprisingly good, actually. But I’m biased. I love Toothless)

Anyway, Crowley jumps into my lap when I’m sitting there and wanting to hug the flying lizard, and makes himself well comfortable in my lap. Naturally, I turn to ask him “Is that you on the screen, Crowley?”

Now, I might have mentioned that my cat has the natural posture of an Egyptian god, but he has my ego…

The cat turns around and gives me a look that smug look that comes with a slow blink, his entire posture and expression saying “Of course that is me. I am a God. Recognize, bitch.”

Yeah, there’s a small resemblance here.

So my cat really seems to think he is Toothless, which, I suppose, explains why he thinks biting my hands doesn’t draw any blood. He doesn’t laugh tho. Yet.

Anyway.

That got me thinking, if Crowley is Toothless, then who is Gabriel? What kind of dragon would the fluffy round little cuddleball be?

The answer was obvious: Meatlug.

I know what you’re thinking. “But, Crazy Cat Dude, Meatlug isn’t fluffy!”

No, you’re right, she’s not, but there is no other dragon that is slow enough, hungry enough and cuddly enough to embody the entirety of Gabriel. It was at that point I wished I was good at Photoshop, so I could create a Meatlug Gabriel. Idk, would be funny.

Close enough, right?

$5 Sketch commissions art open

I couldn’t help myself. 

Anyway: you know those fun little periods you sometimes go through in life where all the adults in your household are “between jobs” and nobody wants to buy your cats? Those are fun. Those are also…now, unfortunately. Bright side, all both of the adults in this house are millennials, and both are artists of varying degrees of skill (have I ever mentioned that my wife is extremely great and the best ever? Swoon~…) But my fabulous spouse is, for once, beside the point - Mama needs to keep the lights on. 

I’m opening traditional, bust pencil sketch commissions, $5 per individual; buy three, get one free; your choice of traditional, red or blue pencil lead. And hopefully my scanner will start behaving better than it is tonight! Yyyyyeah…!


Good to go with any fandoms, any genres. NSFW is ok, but keeping it largely above the waist due to. Well. Busts. Inappropriate levels of emotion are A-OK, though! 

Ever wanted to bring an “imagine your otp” to life? Wanted to get your DnD/Pathfinder group’s OCs illustrated? Got y’all’s backs. Not a ton of experience with furries or mecha, so I’m going to draw the line there, though. Normal animals, I’ll do my very best, but they are likely to be at least 20% cartoonish.

Props of any kind, extremely large subjects, and elaborate costumes are also good to go, with no extra cost.

If you’re interested (in a much-less-blurry commission than the above-pictured), send me an ask or email me directly at thelibrarianontheroof@gmail.com. Unlimited open spots right now, because as previously stated, currency is a very handy sort of thing to have around the house. 

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5 things you’ll find in my (work)bag:

  • sketchbook
  • pencil case 
  • wallet
  • bus tickets 
  • gloves

5 things you’ll find in my bedroom:

  • plushes 
  • travel souvenirs
  • cosplay stuff
  • books and craft supplies 
  • best place to sleep.

5 things I’m currently into:

  • Designated Survivor // comes back tonight at 10 est so go watch it //  
  • attempting to write my story xD 
  • teaching myself animation/motion graphics 
  • teaching myself Italian and Russian
  • embodying my space scarf 

5 things on my to-do list:

  • * teaching myself the things I mention above )
  • get a job / and or get into a school to teach animation 
  • write my story
  • tickets to conventions this summer. 
  • sleep

5 things people may not know about me:

  • I’m a graphic designer/ photographer 
  • I daydream a lot
  • I have a cat
  • I love to cook
  • I’m working on a really important project now, and I’m really happy about how it’s turning out.

  •  tagging: everyone that wants to be tagged in something fun like this.  Let’s also add: @number-5-green-lion @corruptedkerberostechnician , @voltron-united, @autopilot03 @ anyone else who wants to do this 

anonymous asked:

hi, i'm the anon from last night who wants to get high and talk about cats! what is your favorite cat-related memory? if you can pick one :)

sdljgaksglj i wrote out this long thing that was super emotional but i accidentally exited it and now it’s gone.. ugh

but all my favorite memories are cat related.. i like bragging about this, my parents live in the country so we would always have stray cats aroujnd and we always adopted them and taken care of them… we’ve had over 20 but never more than 5 at once. lol

i guess my fav memory would be meeting my cat roo.. he’s 16 now and i miss him every day.. leaving home/him for college was really hard… he is really attached to my fam’s yard like that’s his territory so i would never make him be an inside cat or anything..

he is honestly the reason im alive, like no joke, no hyperbole… it’s true when i was hated by every kid in school and my parents were being awful, at least i had roo.. and his true unconditional love.. he’s a great cat …. and now im crying lol

here’s a pic of him i took recently