someone has done this joke. i am not sure how anyone can hear the words ‘caesar salad’ without thinking of Joseph trying to tie lettuce into a knot with his tongue in an effort to impress Caesar at the Olive Garden, but what’s important is i wanted to do the joke too
he would have been dtf if joseph didn’t say shit like that.
Revenge of the Sith Novelization by Matthew Stover
Threepio gave a slight nod at the other Senators and the HoloNet crews on the gangway. “She thought it best to avoid a, ah, public scene. And she wished for me to relate to you that she believes the both you might…avoid a public scene…all afternoon. And perhaps all night, as well.”
“Threepio!” Anakin blinked at him. He felt an irrational desire to giggle. “What exactly are you suggesting?”
“I’m sure I couldn’t say, sir. I am only performing as per the Senators instructions.”
what kind of stuff do ur insiders tell u i'm 👀👀👀👀👀
Well like, I’ve found out a lot about how Liam hooks up w people (they’re mainly all fans) so if Liam reads your ig DMs, be glad because he probably thinks you’re hot. Niall fucked Ariana. Louis fucks every girl in sight when he’s fucked up. He’s also a raging asshole when he’s drunk (not gonna go into detail w that). Harry’s a fucking Saint. Icant even say the things about Zayn akakksldlfkf. Niall left that Jb party early bc someone offered him coke and he wouldn’t do it (my bAB) there’s like, a lot of other wild shit (you won’t believe how many fans Niall and Liam have hooked up with. It’s not like, an astronomical amount but if you’re pretty hot and dtf you have a chance)