have all the strength of a raging fire

WHY YOU SHOULDN’T GET THE SIGNS MAD

Aries: They were literally named after the God of War. U ever get one mad? It’s like HULK SMASH they have no chill and they never get tired they only stop when they get bored 

Taurus: Ok they’re pretty chill and lazy eating their grass and shit, but bulls get pretty angry especially during bull-fights and when u taunt them. They will gore u and have nO SHAME

Gemini: Seemingly harmless since everything about them is fake, but they can turn EVERYONE against u even ur own mother they’re so good w people don’t mess w them

Cancer: When they get mad they retreat into their own little shell bUT THEY COME BACK A MILLION TIMES STRONGER they like get blinded by anger and lose any sense of reason

Leo: They have all the force of a great typhoon and the strength of a raging fire + they don’t do that forgive and forget bullshit they will always be looking for an opportunity to kill ur sorry ass

Virgo: Not inherently violent, but chillingly intelligent. Expect them 2 blackmail u bc they know everything about u and every trace u have left on the internet and they will let the whole world know about it #noregrets

Libra: It’s annoying. They will talk shit about u FOREVER and then ignore u, then pretend to be ur friend, then be really cold and it’s just annoying, you wish they’d kill u already but they won’t

Scorpio: Scariest assholes out there. Remember Raven from Teen Titans and how she has dark forces and basically the entire underworld on their side? That’s all u need to know

Sagittarius: They know exactly what to say to hurt u. Words don’t hurt? Really?? Get a Sagittarius mad, and they’ll bring up something u forgot about and it’ll make u cry urself to sleep for 3 days

Capricorn: They’ll get really quiet and WILL NEVER LET IT GO AND WILL mENTION it in front of other people and people will listen to them bc they’re so calm and rational 

Aquarius: Either you’ll disappear or they will. Neither scenario will leave a trace.

Pisces: Easily influenced by other’s opinions, so if someone else hates you, they probably will and they’re SO GOOOD at playing the victim, you’ll basically have no friends ever again

anonymous asked:

To be a man you must have honor. Honor and a penis.

No, no, you got it all wrong. To be a man, you must be swift as a coursing river, have all the force of a great tyfoon, have all the strength of a raging fire, and be mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

~ Mod Jewel

Question - What is the most attractive quality to you in a romantic relationship?
  • Sokka: Big bust *thumbs up*
  • Aang: They must be gentle *looks at Katara and blush*
  • Katara: I'm already in love with Aang. He's the perfect man to me. Isn't it, sweetie?
  • Toph: Eeeh, whatever.
  • Azula: To call a man my partner, he must be an equal to me all respect. And we should rule the world together.
  • Zuko: They must be… swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire… mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
  • Mai: Stop flattering me, Zuko.
  • Sokka: So they have to be a man?
  • Aang:
  • Katata:
  • Azula:
  • Mai:
  • Zuko: heo don't do it
  • Toph: I THOUGHT YOU LOVE ME
Nico training with Will.

*Nico blocks one of Will’s attacks and Will drops his sword*

Nico: For the last time, Will. To be a good fighter you need to be… *dramatic gesture* as swift as a coursing river.

Will: Oh gods.

Nico: *Dramatic gesture* With all the force of a great Typhoon.

Will: Nico, no.

Nico: *Dramatic gesture* With all the strength of a raging fire.

Will: Nico, seriously. If you finish this then I’m not having sex with you tonight.

Nico: *Dramatic gesture* As mysterious as the dark side of the Moon.

Will: I knew introducing you to Disney would be a mistake.

Nico: We’re still having sex, right?

Will:

Will:

Will:

Will: Yeah, we’re still having sex.

Having a penis doesn’t make you a man.
Having a vagina doesn’t make you a woman.
To be a man, you must be as swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon

  • [Question - What is the most attractive quality to you in a romantic relationship?]
  • Kuroko: They must be gentle.
  • Aomine: Big bust *thumbs up*
  • Midorima: Someone older than me. Preferably a Scorpio.
  • Murasakibara: Ehh… Someone tall.
  • Akashi: Elegancy.
  • Kise: They must be… swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire… mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
  • Kuroko: So they have to be a man?
  • Kise:
  • Kuroko:
  • Kise:
  • Kuroko:
  • GOM:
Mulan

You cannot tell me that Mulan is not about trans people. I mean, not only is she singing “I may never pass for a perfect bride or a perfect daughter” and she says “though I’ve tried.” Not only the song Reflection, but it’s about a female-bodied person trying to act like a cis-male. The song “I’ll Make A Man Out of You” describes what it really means to be a man. “You must be swift as the coursing river, with all the strength of a great typhoon, with all the of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon!” Nothing in there says anything about having a penis. Granted, it’s a children’s movie, but it doesn’t say “The muscles of Hercules” or “The hair of Gaston” or some shit. It has nothing to do with the body. Sure, it says “strength” but that can mean mental strength, too. Okay, rant over. 

-Grayson

I am quite sure Snoke does believe in Kylo Ren’s strength and abilities. He does believe he is worth being his apprentice. But he is also aware that the boy still lacks something. That something is passion. Or simply just any emotion. Kylo is being a good student and a follower, following all his orders but that’s just not enough. He needs something that will fuel the fire and rage inside of him.

Taking an example from the past events Snoke decides to go similar route Palpatine did. He will have Kylo seduced once again but this time it would be different because he wants him to fall in love. Just so he can take everything from him and crush him afterwards. To make him feel the real pain and rage after losing something he actually cared about.
But how to achieve such thing? He can not entrust such mission to some regular First Order member. No, it must be someone who does everything he says, someone who would never disobey him and yet someone who he knows quite well.
Someone like Hux. Hux would do anything to please Supreme Leader Snoke. And he is smart enough to know that disobeying his leader might result in him being killed on spot.
He accepts the mission, of course. But he hates it, he hates the reason for it, he hates Ren, he hates every single thing about it. He hates it so much he is not even trying much when it comes to seducing the other one. In fact, Hux does not bother with it much at all and yet Ren falls for him anyway.
General soon finds himself tolerating the other one just because of Kylo’s ways of showing him affection and adoring him. It boosts his ego and finds it somewhat pleasant.
After a while their bond becomes stronger and even the general can not imagine living his life without Kylo’s constant presence.
At that point Snoke feels the mission has been successful and that Hux is no longer needed for it. So he wants Hux to be assassinated just for the sake of his apprentice’s “training” to be finally complete.

What he does not realize is that Kylo Ren will not allow anybody to take anyhting he holds dear from him. Even if that would mean standing against his master. He will fight. Because he can always get whatever he wants.

And after reading @penpenhooray’s headcanon about Good Emperor Hux I feel like that could be just the right follow up-