have a shot of whiskey honey

xionroxas  asked:

Okay, okay, I've read a lot, I mean it, A LOT of scenarios, headcannons, stories, etc., about chocobros x reader and stuff like that, so... What if... The s/o confesses their feelings for a chocobro, he rejectes them, and then other chocobro developes, confesses or whatever, his feelings for them, maybe even a little fight or argument due to how the first chocobro could reject them. Am I expressing correctly??? PD. I like your writing so much!!! And... I love Prompto!!!

Okay, so this is round 2 and I really hope this is more of what you had in mind. I do seriously love me some sweet Prompto but I also love me some badass Prompto. So…idk I did both. Anyways, I hope you like this! 

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Whiskey & Secrets

A/N: I’ve never written a fic for the British Men of Letters so here it goes. This was written for @faith-in-dean  British Men of Letters challenge. The quote will be highlighted and the readers back story will be in italics. Feedback would be appreciated. Tag list at the bottom. Thank you to @wheresthekillswitch for being my beta for this it was great working with you.

Prompt: “Hot, gorgeous, beautiful… whatever you want to call it”

Pairing: Reader x Mick

Word Count : 1156

Warning: Fluff, mentions of death

You were born and raised in London. Your dad was raised as an American hunter. When you asked your mother about her past she always told you the same thing.You knew that there was something she wasn’t telling you about, something she was almost hiding from you. Your parents met in England, then they had you. What brought your father to England was still a mystery to you. Your father wasn’t in the picture anymore.

Unexpectedly, you and your mother moved to the states and settled in Lebanon. It wasn’t much; just a small, rural town in Kansas. You were so used to the bustle of London that living in the countryside made you feel lonely.  

Before your mom died she revealed what she was hiding. She told you about the British Men of Letters and that you were a Legacy. Once she passed away you wanted to keep a part of her, but you didn’t want her to become a vengeful spirit. You were crying, and a complete wreck when you had to say goodbye. You salted and burned her, giving her a proper hunter’s funeral, knowing it would be best.


You were at a local bar in Lebanon mourning the loss of your mother. Trying to hide your red puffy eyes from the man sitting beside you. He had dark hair and dark eyes, it looked like he was drinking whiskey.

“Can I get two whiskeys? It looks like you could use one,” he said as he passed you a drink.

“Thanks, you’re from England, aren’t you?” You asked, he nodded.

“I’m Mick.”

“I’m Y/N , Y/L/N,” you said as you suck out a hand.

“Y/L/N, any relation to Y/M/N?”

“Yeah, that was my mom, she just passed recently. Hence the puffy eyes.”

“I’m sorry to hear that, love. I knew your mum well. I was sorta of a mentor to her.”

“You worked at the British Men of Letters with her?” You asked and he tried to hide his shock.

“She told you about that?”

“Yeah, just before she died.”

“So that would make you a Legacy then,” he pondered out loud. “I have a case, if you’re interested in working for us.”

“Can I see the case?” You asked, unable to control your natural curiosity.

“Yes, you may,” he nodded, “a vampire by the sounds of it.” He said and handed you the open case file on his Ipad.

You read over the case file and finished your drink.  

“Alright, let’s go, but we’re taking your car.” You walked out of the door of the bar. He finished his drink then followed you out. You grabbed your duffel bag from your car. He waited beside his shiny navy blue SUV.  

“Nice car. I’m driving.”

“I’m sorry, love, what did you say?” He smirked.

“Keys, now, Mick. I’m driving.”

He tossed you the keys to the car with a smile as he climbed into the passenger’s side. You threw your bag over your seat and climbed in behind the steering wheel.

You played with his mirrors to help you see better and then moved your seat forward. He glared at you but didn’t say anything.

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anonymous asked:

Could you please write Benny, Butch, Hancock, and Cait reacting to a romanced LW, Courier, or Sole catching a cold? Sucker for the cute fluffy stuff

Benny- He’s actually pretty terrible at taking care of someone. He lends them his bed, and kind of loiters around it, not knowing if he should be doing anything else to help. He leaves them a roll of toilet paper for their runny nose and a bucket in case they need to vomit (people did that right?) and kisses them on the forehead before awkwardly backing out of the room. He gives them whatever they ask for, but beyond that, he does the bare minimum.

Butch- He wears his shirt with the collar pulled over his nose and mouth whenever he has to interact with Lone, but still does what he can to take care of them. He sure as hell isn’t catching it though. For all he knows it’s some weird mutated cold virus that made you one of those zombies. Despite his cautious attitude, he brings them food and warm drinks (he doesn’t have the supplies for tea or coffee so he just heats up Nuka Cola in a mug) until they feel better.

Hancock- At the first sign of a sniffle, he takes them by the hand and puts them to bed. None of their protest sway him and he makes sure to bundle them up in a warm blanket before going to heat a can of chicken noodle soup, one of few left in the Wastes. When they fall asleep, warm and content, he stays by the door of their room to turn anyone away that comes wanting something from Sole. They needed a day off adventuring anyway.

Cait- When it becomes clear Sole is coming down with something, she gets her hand on some honey and few lemons from a nearby settlement for the low low price of an arm and a leg, and practically drags them to bed. She doesn’t have all the ingredients for a Hot Toddy, but makes do with what she has and comes back awhile later with a steaming mug of honey, lemon, water, and a shot of whiskey. It does its job pretty well; Sole is knocked out and breathing a little easier within a few minutes of finishing it off. Cait sits by the bed once they’re out and helps herself to what’s left of the honey and whiskey.

Every Little Thing part 11

Summary: Dinner with a couple of old friends ;)

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Word Count: 1,600~ish

Warnings: Extreme fluff (the fluffiest), little language and that’s really it

A/N:I am sorry this has taken so long to get out.  School and work is kicking my ass, I am trying to be better, I promise!!

As always: This is no disrespect towards Daneel and Jensen or their beautiful family!! This is just a story and does not in anyway reflect how I feel about Daneel, she is queen and I love her and Jensen together!  Please constructive feedback as always! 



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Somebody Else

Prompt: Somebody Else

Dean’s One Week Writers Challenge 2.0

Dean x Reader

Summary: You’re a super shy woman who just got divorced from your cheating ex-husband. You were dragged into a bar by your best friends to celebrate your divorce. There’s when you meet Dean Winchester and your entire life changes for good. Plus, you had some similar features of one of his ex lovers.

Words: 2,059

Warning: None, pure fluffiness & some depression talk but it goes away.

A/N: Yes, I took the names of the Sex and the City girls. This is the first prompt of the challenge, hope everyone had fun writing theirs cause’ I sure had some fun writing this. Enjoy, xoxo.

Tags: @the-mrs-deanwinchester, @noviadecoltonhaynes,  @sourwolfs13, @latinenglishfandomblog, @ tiffanylynnca, @winchesterforever12, @ mrsjohnsmith, @ fandommaniacx, @dean-in-the-devils-trap


“I really don’t want to go” I sighed, sitting half clothed on the edge of my bedroom. The one I used to shared with my late husband who I filed for divorce after catching him with another woman on this exact same bed. Today after two years of back and forth trials we’re finally divorced but this depression is still here, intact.  My door cracked when my best friends already dressed walked in.

“Ah sweetie” Carrie knelt in front of me her curled golden hair got dragged away by herself to see my miserable face. “You have to get out of here, it’s been years and today you’re finally free.”

Samantha sat next to me, while Miranda sat down on the other side, both of them with their arms around me. “It’s time to let go and celebrate.” Samantha said.

I looked at her, she’s very funny – we’ve used to make hilarious jokes and I was much like her before I got married, the flings stopped but the jokes didn’t. They stopped when I found him breaking a vow in my own bed. “I want to move, would you help me?”

“Of course I will” Samantha replied with a wide smile.

“We’ll all help you but let’s get you ready first.” Miranda said, “Yeah – leave it to me, you’re going to look perfect.” Carrie added, she’s the fashionista of us four. I nodded and let them take care of my appearance.

After not taking so long as I’d imagined, we took off for this bar. The ambient in here was pleasant, everyone had smiles on their faces so you thought it was nice to fake one even if you didn’t mean it.  The martinis came over and my girls started to get happier with them, the alcohol helped to increase your mood and when Samantha and Carrie said jokes it was impossible not to laugh.

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Special (Raja/Manila) - laceandleather

A/N: I combined a few prompts (Raja getting topped by Manila, hooking up on the drag cruise, Manila pleading with Raja to remove her makeup…) and this ended up being way longer than I’d intended for it to be but oh well! Thanks to Lucy and moonlight for all the lovely feedback and reassuring me about it, you’re both sweethearts <3

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Serenade Me: Big, Bad, Handsome Man

Summary: One year after finally breaking free from Cain, you and John are settling down nicely. 
Characters: John Winchester, Female Reader, Jody Mills, Bobby Singer, Donna Hanscum
Word Count: 1,650 [with lyrics]
Warnings: Alcohol consumption & fluff
Author’s Note: Big, Bad, Handsome Man by Imelda May Miss the Beginning? GIF credit [x][x]

Before you knew it, a year passed by and all the worries of retaliation from Cain’s thugs and associates washed away. You and Johnny no longer felt like you needed to look over your shoulders or that someone was going to jump out of the shadows or that the other shoe was going to drop; you could finally live your life.

Dean and his wife helped the two of you with everything you could possibly need in your new house and life. Dean worked with his employer, getting John a steady job at the garage; despite the chronic limp from the accident that almost claimed his life. Meanwhile, H/N and their son kept you company every day. It didn’t matter what you passed the time doing, you had a family with John, Dean, and H/N; you were happy and safe.

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Listen, I don’t want anyone to know about all of our late night talks, stolen kisses and secret glances. I don’t want them to know you’re the reason why I have dark circles under my eyes because you refused to say goodbye the other night. I don’t want them to know that after you took those shots, I tasted the better version whiskey that came from your lips. I don’t want them to know that there’s always this untold feelings whenever we hold each other’s gaze for more than a minute. I don’t want them to know anything because I’m afraid they’d take it all away. It saddens me to admit that some of the people in my life doesn’t want me happy, doesn’t want me to smile. So, please, honey, consider this as our clandestine paradise that the both of us only know it actually exists. Someday, we will show them this well-kept love and the world will envy us. They will envy the love we have.
—  // 10-12-’16, 8:31pm

roses-to-roses  asked:

Bar AU has taken over my life; what types of alcohol/cocktails would karasuno, oikawa, and iwaizumi like best and would they be lightweight drinkers or can they drink until the sun comes up?

let’s talk about these drunk ass babies

Daichi likes bourbon. No one knows why. He becomes extreme dad. Loud as shit and constantly telling stories. His mission is to make you laugh or make you super embarrassed. When he’s drunk he just unwinds and has a lot more fun. Very prone to doing very stupid things. DO NOT LET HIM HAVE CONTROL OF THE MUSIC HE WILL PLAY COUNTRY OUT THE WAZOO. Sawamura is notorious for singing Homegrown Honey to his s/o while they’re out together.

Suga really likes wine. He’s a classy wine mom who has like mini bottles of wine that are in plastic goblets. But if he’s at a party he’s the one slapping the bag and chugging at least half of that nasty liquid. He’s sassier and makes sure that everyone knows what he’s thinking.

Asahi may have a glass heart but he’s got an iron gut. He can drink whiskey from the bottle and will take a shot of anything. He’s all about hard liquor. He likes all alcohol but it makes him more confident when he’s only drinking the hard stuff. When he’s drunk he can actually relax and feel more comfortable with himself. He’ll let his hair down and kick his feet back. He’s still quiet but he’s got a goofy smile plastered on his face for the entire night.

Nishinoya will drink anything, but he likes shots. He’s confident in the fact that he can take more shots than anyone and will always get into competition. Drunk Nishinoya is a lot like normal Nishinoya with even less boundaries. He’s the hugger. His arm is constantly around someone. Unless he’s with his s/o. He’s possessive. His arm is around them and only them. He’ll be sure to be grinding on them in the lewdest way possible to make sure that everyone knows they’re his.

Tanaka drinks the cheap stuff. He’s known for getting the shittiest vodka and making the best mixed drinks. He’ll drink anything as well but he’ll make sure it’s not a problem for his wallet. When he’s tipsy he’s quiet and insecure because he starts to focus on everything he’s really doing. Why do his hands look like that? Does his voice always sound like this? Is everyone looking at him? He’ll snap out of it once he has more to drink or if someone asks him to dance with them. He’s surprisingly great at dancing and it’s how he calms back down. And by calm down I mean get on tables and be as loud as possible.

Ennoshita is super talkative when he’s drunk. He’s talking about movies and tv and how he really likes certain actors. Usually he’s talking about special effects. he’ll be filming EVERYTHING. He’s also not picky when it comes to alcohol. if you put it in his hand he’ll drink it.

Kinoshita always has pickles when he’s drunk. No one knows where he gets them. But he has them. He’s a quiet drunk and is usually just hanging about listening to people. Like he’s the kinda guy you tell all of your beef to before you go yell at someone. Or like if you’re trying to take someone home, you let him know and he’ll nod in agreement or disagreement while munching on a pickle. Like seriously where the fuck is he getting those things?

Narita is the sunglasses wearing drunk. He’s the cool guy at the party who shotguns a beer and crushes it on his head. Anything that’s in a can he’ll drink. Usually he’ll be having bud but he’ll also drink Hamms (a disgusting beer that actually tastes like pork). He’s not unaccustomed to being kicked out of a party or being thrown out of a bar. Kazuhito is the actual party animal.

Tsukishima loves fruity drinks. He’ll have wine coolers and margaritas and if anyone calls him out for having a “girly” drink, he’ll make them cry. Kei is a mean drunk. He gets into at least 3 fights every time he’s drunk and he’ll make at least 4 people hate themselves.

Yamaguchi will make mixed drinks. He’ll probably mix anything with coke. Rum and coke is his go to drink. He’s cuddly and affectionate. Kisses for everyone. Literally everyone gets a kiss. ESPECIALLY Hinata surprisingly. But if he’s dating someone he’ll be attached to them all night, holding their hand kind of looking like a drunk balloon.

Hinata is the giggle monster. When he’s drunk he cant even form words and will resort to using hand signals because no one can understand him if he opens his mouth. He likes Bacardi. Shots, mixed drinks, from the bottle, loves it all. Really enjoys Bacardi Peach Red because he is in fact a precious peach.

Kageyama is a beer drinking. Most likely Stella Artois. When he’s home and wants to have a buzz while relaxing he’ll make a drink with milk and irish cream liquor. Milk loving little shit…. When he’s drunk he’ll be more talkative and a bit nicer to everyone around him. Much less intense too. He’ll have a relaxed smile and it won’t be terrifying.

Oikawa two shot terminator. Any amount of alcohol in his system and he is gone. His hair deflates and he’s stumbling and slurring his words and he’s not the perfect king everyone thinks he is. He’s an embarrassment as a drunk. He’ll have mixed drinks. He really enjoys margaritas.

Iwaizumi loves beer. Like he actually enjoys it. He’ll go to every bar in town and try all of their micro-brews and compare them. Beer aficionado Hajime. He’s a very sincere and blushing drunk. So when he’s out with his s/o he’ll be sure to tell them how great they look or how much he appreciates them as well.

“Listen, (name) I need to tell you something.”


“You’re really gorgeous tonight I just want you to know that okay? You’re always beautiful and I should tell you that more.”

“Baby you’re really drunk.”

“You’re still really pretty.”

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Ukai is VERY sexual when he’s drunk. Constantly pressing kisses on his s/o’s neck and probably pressing them into a corner and letting know what they’re going to get when they go home. Despite looking like it, he’s actually a lightweight who gets drunk very quickly. He won’t get sick or sleepy, just gets drunk faster. he’ll usually have fireball whiskey.

Takeda goes by Tetsu when he’s drunk and will usually wear contacts because he’s afraid to break his glasses. He’s a laid back drunk and will usually talk to more people. He’s not afraid to flirt but he’ll always maintain his politeness even when he’s about to throw up, he’s going to be a gentleman. He gets sick very easily.

Drinkin' With She-Hulk: The Double Black Jack

On her first “date” with the Thing, She-Hulk orders a “double Black Jack on the rocks — hold the rocks!” The whole story is about Jen making Ben uncomfortable with her confident, hard-charging ways, so naturally I had to know: What is She-Hulk drinking?

After much (MUCH) Googling, I can find several possibilities but no definite authoritative answer. The double Black Jack on the rocks seems to have been relatively popular in the ‘80s — characters on the hit TV show Miami Vice often ordered it, and Michael Douglas orders it in the infamous Basic Instinct (1991).

So here are the possibilities:

  • A double shot of Jack Daniels and nothing else (hence, “black” like coffee).
  • A mixture of Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker Black.
  • A mixture of Jack Daniels and Yukon Jack (a Canadian whiskey blended with honey).
  • The classic “Blackjack” cocktail, served as a double: a mixture of whiskey (or bourbon or brandy), cold coffee (or coffee liqueur), Kirsch (or orange liqueur), and lemon juice.

All of these seem like pretty good possibilities for She-Hulk’s poison of choice in the early '80s. Either she was drinking straight whiskey (and a lot of it), or whiskey mixed with coffee and citrus, which is a nice blend of her adrenaline-seeking qualities.

Previously: Drinkin’ With Wonder Woman: The Blue Moon Cocktail of the 1940s.

[Image from Marvel Two-in-One #88 (1982) script by David Anthony Kraft, art by Alan Kupperberg & Chic Stone]

I always drank because it made smiling so much easier
And it’s really hard for me to show my genuine happiness because I don’t have any
But your smile is better than any whiskey I’ve ever tasted
Your kiss is like a shot of vodka and god I love the bite
I’m hooked on your lips.
I taste the honey and moonshine on them.
I’m an alcoholic and I can’t stop dreaming about the taste of you.
Fall Tips

-the best Bath & Body Works fall candle is Sweater Weather (juniper, eucalyptus and sage), but all of them now have bronzed tops with leaves on them in case you needed one reason to buy more

-to make cauliflower fried rice, (ie the cauliflower is the rice) you do not need a food processor. Just buy a cauliflower head, cut it into four pieces, and grate it with a cheese grater. Sauteé garlic, ginger, onion, and any fresh fall veggies you want in sesame oil, add the grated cauliflower, and add soy sauce, sriracha. Scramble the egg in the pan, mix, and top with green onion.

-you already have enough plaid shirts

-for an adult gothy fall makeup look, use a cream-colored matte eyeshadow all over the lid and a matte taupe or warm brown in the crease. Wing your liner extra dramatically, and then line your lower waterline with a burgundy eyeshadow (applied with a damp eyeshadow brush to intensify the color). Put about 10 bajillion coats of mascara and some shimmery champagne in the inner corner of your eye and add matte plum blush and dark lippie.

-start thinking about fall skincare and make sure you’re all set on more moisturizing skin creams and hair masks.

-buy a hand blender and you will be forever capable of making every fall soup ever. SAUTEE: Garlic, whatever fresh herbs you like, and about a cup of yellow or white onion. CHOOSE ONE: black beans, butternut squash, cubed pumpkin, carrots and parsnips, cauliflower, Sweet Potatoes/Regular Potatoes. ADD: to the pot with high sides. ADD: chicken or vegetable stock, until it just covers the vegetables (and any other vegetables you think will flavor the soup..jalapeño, carrot, celery are usually best bets). SIMMER: for 30 minutes to an hour. HAND BLEND: the whole thing until it’s creamy and yummy. OPTIONAL: mix in a scoop of unflavored greek yogurt or a tad of heavy cream until it’s velvety.

-you have enough grey and wine colored nail polish

-fall smoothie: 2 cups of fresh spinach, ½ cup of vanilla soy milk, ¼ cup of apple juice, little bit of honey, one peeled and chopped apple, and a pinch of pumpkin pie spice.

-Get a new haircut, everyone will love it

-See your friends now, because one winter hits we all know you aren’t leaving the house

-Some Horror Movies I’ve Seen On Netflix: House of The Devil (honestly my favorite ahhhhh and Lena Dunham is the voice of the operator?), A Nightmare on Elm Street, Sleepy Hollow, The Exorcist, Scream, Honeymoon (not the best but it has Rose Leslie in it SO), The Omen, Starry Eyes (weirdly and incredibly violent at the end), Preservation (bad!!! But has Pornstache from OINTB), Contracted (tw: assault and then gets really cheesy and very terrible/corny), Vampire in Brooklyn, Leprechaun, V/H/S, Hellraiser, Night of the Living Dead, Let The Right One In, Devil (with Danny Castellano!!), You’re Next (Girl Powerrr), Rosemary’s Baby, Teeth (Girl Power???)

-And Nightmare Before Christmas!

-Make Halloween trail mix by using candy corn instead of M&M’s, raisins, pretzels, and peanuts, which isn’t gross to me because I am a ride or die candy corn do nothing bitch

-If you have a white tshirt, a pleather jacket, black jeans, a plaid shirt and gold jewlery you are completely ready for this season and don’t you deny it.

-Don’t BUY pumpkin spiced flavored vodka, make Pumpkin Pie Blended White Russians with a tablespoon of pumpkin puree, 1.5 shots of vodka, almond/soy/regular milk, a big ole pinch of pumpkin pie spice/a sprinkling of sugar or stevia and blend with ice.

-OR just heat apple cider on the stove with cinnamon sticks, put in a glass of cinnamon flavored whiskey, OR honey whiskey OR vodka with a little bit of honey.

-My book comes out in fall, preorder now COUGH COUGH

-this will be the year you will buy that floppy hat, just like you wanted to.

Honey, I’m Good

Characters: Dean x Reader, Sam
Words: 1075
Requested by @67chevyfirebolt:  I’ve asked like three people to write this for me BUT NOBODY HAS. So, I’ll ask you. DeanxReader angsty fluff based on Honey, I’m Good? Reader and Dean get in a fight even though they’re not technically together, and Dean goes to a bar. Bartender tries to get him drunk and all that, but he won’t let her?

         “Do you even think before you open your mouth?” you yelled, slamming the door of the Impala shut when you, Dean, and Sam got back to the motel.

           “What’s that supposed to mean?” Dean asked.

           “It doesn’t matter,” you rolled your eyes.

           “No, tell me what the hell I did to make you so mad at me,” he gritted his teeth. You could see the anger radiating off of him.

           The same amount of anger was rolling through you as well, “You freaking said I would have been one of your one night stands if I wasn’t just one of the guys,” you growled, “I’m not a piece of meat, Dean. And I’m not just one of the guys.”

           “Oh, come off it. It’s not that big of a deal,” he said, “I just meant that you’re hot, I’d probably sleep with you if you hadn’t started hanging out with us.”

           “Not any better!” you screamed at him.

           Dean rolled his eyes, “I’m going to the bar.”

           “To pick up someone else to sleep with since they aren’t hanging out with you?” you spat.

           “That’s the idea!”

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Romy is a Total Badass

She’s taking such good care of me while I’m sick.

Trips to the store for soup, meds, and cold treats for my throat.

She’s juggling Gavin (who is having a hard time staying asleep tonight) and me (she made me some Grandad approved cough and throat remedy, bringing me water, making sure I’m taking meds, etc…), and domestic stuff (making sure Gavin has clean diapers, preparing dinner, etc..)

I’m laying here coughing my head off, sneezing out terrible things, feverish, achy, and looking like bearded death and she says “Babe, why are you so handsome?”

I may feel like hot buttered ass but I also know how fortunate I am.

Now time to do a NyQuil shot and drink this amazing old timers remedy (woohoo for whiskey, tea, and honey).