have a row

anonymous asked:

bitch I’m so tired of small talk, I just want to talk about namgi’s height difference and namgi’s height difference and namgi’s height difference and namgi’s height difference and namgi’s height difference and Namjoon and how I want to have the front row access to his lap

listen, that’s my favourite fucking topic 










I opened my mouth, closed it.  The only things I could think of to say would only get me in more trouble.

This working?  This on?  Good.  The tinny female voice rang out from the armbands of the two heroes.

Tattletale you magnificent bastard. I’m so damn glad to have you back.

Armsmaster snapped his head around.  I followed his line of sight to where Grue, Regent and Bitch were standing in between Tattletale and Miss Militia.

And there is nothing she can do! If she tries to force her way past them, she breaks the truce.

For those of you who don’t have a front row seat, the very well armed Miss Militia is currently doing her best to point a Beretta 92fs at my head.  If this broadcast ends prematurely, you can all rest assured that the Protectorate is willing to kill and break the truce if it means censoring its dark, dirty little secrets.

I. Love. This. So. Much.

Legend grabbed me, hauling me into the air as he crossed the length of the room, Armsmaster hurrying behind as we raced towards the scene.


There’s nothing you three can do about this!


names get carved in the red oak tree
of the ones who stay and the ones who leave


female awesome meme: [1/5] relatable female characters  ann perkins (parks and recreation), everyone needs a friend they can call and wake up in the middle of the night.