have a nice cold pint

Cornetto Trilogy RP Sentence Starters
  • “You’ve got red on you.”
  • “Do you want anything from the shop?”
  • “Things will change. I promise.”
  • “There’s no ‘I’ in team, but there is an ‘I’ in pie.”
  • “Get fucked, four eyes!”
  • “It’s on random.”
  • “Kill the queen!”
  • “It’s four in the fucking morning!”
  • “You wanna live like an animal, go live in the shed.”
  • “Next time I see him, he’s dead.”
  • “There’s a girl in the garden.”
  • “Oh my god… she’s so drunk.”
  • “Ooh, he’s got an arm off!”
  • “Fuck this, I’m going to the shed.”
  • “We’ll have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over.”
  • “What’s the matter? Never taken a shortcut before?”
  • “You don’t wanna die single, do you?”
  • “I’ll stop doing it when you stop laughing.”
  • “Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!”
  • “Is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?”
  • “You're a doctor, deal with it!”
  • “It's not murder, it's ketchup.”
  • “There is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.”
  • “It was the single most painful experience of my life.”
  • “You can’t just make people disappear.”
  • “Guilty people often make the first move.”
  • “You ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?”
  • “You don’t switch off, do you?”
  • “Playtime’s over.”
  • “The greater good.”
  • “Oh, fuck off grasshopper.”
  • “It’s alright! It’s just bolognaise!”
  • “Everything’s gonna be just fine.”
  • “Little hand says it’s time to rock and roll.”
  • “You remember the Friday nights. I remember the Monday mornings.”
  • “It’s like seeing a lion eating some hummus.”
  • “Let’s boo boo.”
  • “It’s hard to put into words. But if I had to choose three, I would say ‘really, really sad’.”
  • “Do you really think I’m gonna have sex with you in the ladies toilet?”
  • “Nothing wrong with doing your business in the toilet.”
  • “Well it’s weird, isn’t it? You come back and everything’s the same but sort of different.”
  • “What the fuck does ‘WTF’ mean?”
  • “You’re not a bad person. But you’re not boyfriend material.”
  • “How can you tell you’re drunk if you’re never sober?”
  • “Oh fuck off you big lamp.”
  • “It’s our basic human right to be fuck ups.”
  • “To err is human. So… Uh…”

since everyones gettin kinda pissed off by the new dash, i suggest we take the car, go to mum’s, kill phil - “sorry.” - grab liz, go to the winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over

The plan is as follows: we shall take the chariot, journey to the home of mine mother, execute Phillip, take with us Elizabeth, travel forth to the Winchester, drink deeply of its brews, and patiently await for this storm of misfortunes to pass us by.

- Rosencrantz, Hamlet

Take the car, go to Mum’s, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over. - Shaun, Shaun of the Dead