I think it was John Lennon who said “Life is what happens when you’re making other plans.” And that’s how I feel. Although he also said “I am the walrus. I am the eggman.” So I don’t know what to believe. - Tim Canterbury. for Elsie
Sure, we may have the best hockey, Tim Hortons, delicious maple syrup, cute moose, and great beer... But we're also the 3rd best place to live in the world as well as the 3rd cleanest country on the planet. We have waterproof money, ketchup chips, the best skiing resorts, Niagara Falls, same-sex marriage is legal in the entire country, we're ranked more free than America, we have a low divorce and suicide rate, we're the 2nd most educated country, our middle class is now the richest middle class in the world, we're the 8th most peaceful country, we have 8% more political female leaders than America, we have the most Hollywood filming locations, paid maternity leave for all women, diversity with extremely rare cases of racism, the cleanest lakes, an extremely stable economy, many well-known celebrities come from here such as Anna Paquin, Rachel McAdams, Ryan Gosling, Pamela Anderson, Seth Rogen, Ellen Page, Will Arnett, Mike Myers, Wolverine, Michael Cera, and Jim Carrey. We also have bigger houses and a low poverty rate. We also help America repopulate endangered species. On top of all that, we're the nicest people that you'll ever meet simply because that's just how us Canadians are. Pretty cool, eh?
Hell yeah, happy Canada Day!
I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
Can you do the batfamily and their relationships with Titus?
Bruce: he essentially raised Titus from when he was a puppy, so Titus is definitely like one of his babies. He never does any of those voices when you talk to pets though (at least not when anyone could find out)
Dick: He’s not incredibly close to Titus but he definitely will cuddle with Titus. Dick loves cuddling and Titus is an especially enthusiastic cuddle buddy.
Jason: Jason finds comfort in the presence of Titus when he’s feeling down. When Titus is around Jason, he isn’t as playful but is more of a reassuring presence to have near
Tim: Tim isn’t too great with animals, but the only time he really engages in physical activity outside of being Red Robin is when he plays with Titus, who is an avid fetcher.
Steph: She has lost many a shoe to Titus but she doesn’t really mind. She has most definitely tried to feed Titus her homework.
Damian: Titus is his child. Yes, Bruce raised Titus, but Damian is Titus’ human. Titus will follow Damian everywhere around the house, will endlessly play games with him and Titus loves sleeping in Damian’s bed.
Cass: One of her favorite pastimes is playing games with Titus. Her particular game of choice is fetch or hide and go seek (it took her awhile to teach Titus this but he eventually got the hang of it)
Babs: She isn’t particularly close to Titus but will occasionally pet him if he strays near her.
Duke: Duke is a dog person and so will try to engage in any type of contact with Titus. Sometimes he will play fight with Titus and Titus loves it.
Alfred: He isn’t fond of the many animals in the Manor, but he occasionally will give Titus scraps of meat if he has them (if anyone sees, he will deny it vehemently)
Hey guys! Finally get to post a masterpost of my favourite Tim fanfics, wish I could have added a lot more but it is far from done! So far I have added 136 Tim-ships to this list which have the ships: jaytim, dicktim, damitim, and more! Be sure to leave some love for the writers because without them we wouldn’t have all these great fics!
It was Tim’s first day at school. Alfred was driving him in one of Bruce’s limousines and stopped in front of the entrance of Gotham Academy, “Well then Master Tim, I do hope you have a great day today.”
Tim looked out the window and groaned, “I don’t know, Alfred. Why did Bruce have to enroll me in anyway? I already know everything.” He said in despair.
Alfred looked at Tim through the rearview mirror, “Master Bruce thinks you have to get out more of course, make some friends who are not vigilantes.”
Tim rolled his eyes and opened the limo door, “I’d rather be home than sitting in a class with a bunch of idiots.” He said as he got out. Tim waved at Alfred and closed the door, watching as he drove away.
Everyone stared at Tim as he walked through the hallways. After receiving his schedule for the entire school year, word already got out saying that there’s a new Wayne in school.
Tim looked at his schedule. All his classes were advanced but he knew that all of them were piece of cake. He had to go upstairs for College Math now if he didn’t want to be late.
He walked towards the staircase and started to head up, but loud obnoxious students were in the way. He cleared his throat loud enough for them to hear, “Would you mind getting out of my way?” He asked, nonchalantly.
The guy sitting on the steps in the middle of his friends raised an eyebrow, “Excuse me?” He stood up and jumped down, landing right in front of Tim who, of course, wasn’t even surprised, “Oh you’re the new kid! Let me guess, Bruce Wayne adopted you?”
You peeked your head out from behind one of your friends, “Isaiah, leave him alone,” You said sternly but smiled and waved at Tim, “Welcome to Gotham Academy.”
Before Tim could wave back, Isaiah snorted, looking back at you, “Oh, come on (Y/N)! I’m just trying to ask a simple question.” He looked back at Tim and smirked, “So whats your story, man? Were your parents killed? Or did mommy and daddy have a fling and just gave up their baby?”
That struck Tim in the gut. His blood started to boil through his veins. He clenched his fists, growling, “You don’t get to talk about my family.”
You jumped down the steps and pushed Isaiah hard into the wall, “What the hell is wrong with you?!”
Tim mentally thanked you for doing what you did because at that moment, he didn’t care about Bruce’s rules. He was so close to punching Isaiah in the face right away.
Isaiah rubbed his shoulder, “What the hell babe?!”
“Don’t call me that!”
He rolled his eyes, “(Y/N), when are you ever going to realize that we belong together?”
“How about never?!” Yousnatched Tim’s wrist and pulled him upstairs, “Where’s your next class?” You asked Tim, fuming.
Tim answered you saying College Math. You looked back over your shoulder and smiled, making Tim blush, “Good! That’s where I’m going, too!”
When pickle opened up her comissions I knew, I KNEW, I had to request some JayTims and something with a chili dog. PICKLE I am in LOVE. This is SO much better than what I had imagined; it’s perfect and they’re so freakin cute. Thank you so much my love I will treasure it always <333