have a beard

girls who can’t put on nail polish right so they paint their whole fingers and walk around with green and blue hands


girls who apply lipstick onto their entire face from forehead to chin to look like an open wound


girls who cut their hair into tonsures and wear monks’ robes in public and flog their hides with a cat o’nine tails on the street


girls who live under the bridge like trolls and haven’t seen a human face in 56 years and have grown full beards



Makeup Test for Remus Lupin. Inspired by @asktheboywholived version of Remus and encouraged by @lilaac-skyy 
It’s my first time attempting to cosplay anything but I love TT Bret’s cosplays so much and wanted to give it a go. (You made beards look so easy in your tutorial TT, how do you even?)

Since I made my Trill more cat-like, I headcanon that they cant grow facial hair when they’re older, but as babies they have full on beards that are actually whiskers. This is because a Trill’s senses of sight, smell and hearing don’t fully develop until they’re about the human equivalent of 5. After that they don’t need whiskers anymore and they fall off.

nidorhino  asked:

hello! i was wondering if you knew any animals off the top of your head that have similar dispositions to a bearded dragon? like kinda laid back and chill yknow? thank you!!!

I’ve met some really chill jeweled lacertas, but I’ve never owned one! Same with uromastyx. They seem pretty docile, but I don’t have any caretaking experience.

anonymous asked:

They obviously don't know what you look like

Who doesn’t? I have my /tagged/me page. Full of my selfies. Why do you think people call me cute?

But i dont wanna be called that because i am a MAN™. I chopp wood and carry lumber and have a beard and a bunch of plaid.

And i look awesome na.. okay that’s tmi.


Everyone is entitled to their opinions and everyone is entitled to their beliefs … but if the opinions and feelings are rooted in denying certain people basic human rights, I’ve got a problem with that.


“Fortunate Son” from Ao3 by @anna-droid
didn’t draw this from the actual fic but i enjoyed reading it


“Except when it’s no,” Andrew said.

Neil put a plastic-wrapped finger to Andrew’s chin, guiding his head up for another kiss. “If you have to keep asking because–I’ll answer it as many times as you ask. But this is always going to be yes.”

“Don’t ‘always’ me.”

“Don’t ask for the truth if you’re just going to dilute it.”


I have like twelve inappropriate jokes that I’m not gonna say. - Chris Evans