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Alola adventures~~

(I still believe that Moon has to be from Sinnoh since she took care of Rotom and all. But I actually just want Hau and Dia to meet and talk about malasadas and food hehe)

gingeremoji  asked:

I need more drunk dex fics

Sameee? @gingeremoji same. Sorry this is dum, I might actually write another about day drunk Dex. But for now…

Dex’s cup was empty. He stared at the bare bottom of it in his hand dejectedly, a frown on his lips and a wrinkle in his brow. Huh. He walked away from the couch. He’d been watching as Chowder turned an orange into a wristwatch, to the amazement of a group of captivated partygoers.

Dex made his way to the back of the haus. His entire body felt warm, particularly his face, and his joints felt loose, as though they were slinkies or jelly. Jelly slinkies. Or as though he was made of those ball vacuums, but instead of a ball they had those juice spheres they sell at froyo places. Yeah. He could really go for froyo. He’d have to ask Nursey.

It was winter, but that didn’t stop the party from spilling onto the tiny backyard, or from Holster keeping the keg and tub juice out on the back porch. Dex didn’t mind having to go outside; the cold air stung against his face, the back of his neck. The frigid night sobered him up just a little, just enough that he could breathe a little easier and open his eyes all the way. In a fleeting moment of clarity in the chill breeze, all his brain could manage to think was, “I’m drunk.”

“Wow. Shit,” he thought back to his brain.

“Holsterrrrrr,” Dex said, raising his arms above his head and smiling. Holster raised an eyebrow, and hugged Dex as he got closer. Dex stepped away, still grinning.

“Hey, man. Going good?” He took Dex’s cup from his hand. “Who’s on Nursey patrol?”

The answer would normally be Dex. However, earlier that week, Nursey had bet him that he could eat an entire cantaloupe. Nursey had lost after eating three quarters of a cantaloupe.

“Not this guy,” Dex answered Holster, pointing both thumbs at himself. Holster smirked and filled the cup with tub juice.

Nursey ran from the haus. “Dex?” he called the wrong way. He whipped his head around. “De – “

“N – Nursey,” Dex said gravely. He had to take a moment to breathe to get through the word. Holster handed him back the cup. He swallowed a mouthful. Nursey walked over to him, and Dex wiped his upper lip on his wrist.

“Where did you go?” Nursey asked, remnants of worry still in his expression.

“Chowder, he made – he made a, um, a wristwatch? With an orange. On the couch. It was so. Cool.” Dex thumped his palm on Nursey’s chest to emphasize the words.

“Wow,” Nursey said with a breathy laugh, “That does sound cool.”


Nursey led him back inside. Dex got tired in the middle of the hall and rested his head on Nursey’s shoulder as they walked. Nursey slipped an arm around his waist.

“Have you thought about walking back, or are you staying here tonight?” Nursey asked, his lips close to Dex’s ear. It tickled. Dex shivered. Nursey propped him against a wall and stood next to him, putting a hand in his pocket. God, what a pocket.

“I, um – I don’t. Nurseyyy,” Dex whined. He swallowed some tub juice and put his forehead against Nursey’s shoulder.

“It’s weird to hear you call me Nursey instead of Nurse.”

Dex ignored him. “Can we – can we get froyo? No! Wait! Mozzarella sticks. Both.”

Nursey chuckled. “You’re killing me, Poindexter. I’m lactose intolerant. Literally killing me.”

“I did the math. If we order now, Grubhub will deliver it in 2 minutes.” It was more like 80 minutes.  “Just, like, pop some of your milky pills, and it’ll be so lit.”

“So lit, huh?” Nursey smirked.

Dex smiled at him, leaning forward. “The littest.”

Their lips met and Dex put an arm around Nursey’s neck. Nursey his hands on Dex’s hips. Dex was sloppy, but Nursey picked up the slack. Dex leaned into him, and soon the only thing holding him up was the arm draped over Nursey’s shoulder.

Nursey pulled away and grabbed Dex’s sides. Nursey hoisted him up, but Dex wouldn’t stand on his own, kept his legs lax. He hung his other arm over Nursey’s other shoulder and put all his weight on his boyfriend.

Nursey laughed, “Brah.”

Dex stood and kissed Nursey’s neck, grazing lips and teeth over his pulse point, the hinge of his jaw. Nursey’s grip on his sides tightened. When he got to Nursey’s ear, he stopped and whispered, “Mozzarella sticks.”

“Oh, my god. OK. I got the hint.”

Dex smiled. “What? What hint?”

Nursey rolled his eyes, took Dex’s hand, and led him from the haus.

pokemon sm au where hau’s dad isn’t missing, hau’s dad is archie from oras, who has become a marine conservationist. they don’t see each other a lot but they talk a lot over video chat and archie visits whenever he can.

  • “hau, kid, listen. when your granddad gives you your first pokemon… make sure you pick popplio. water types will never let you down.”
  • archie is the best sharpedo rider in alola and don’t you forget it. just imagine him zooming around on his mega sharpedo. nyoooom.
  • part of why archie loves the water so much is because he grew up on melemele island and was just surrounded by it. 
  • half-hoennian, half-alolan archie. (hau would be three-quarters alolan, one-quarter hoennian.)
  • “your. your dad is the leader of team aqua.” “yeah, but he’s a really nice guy, i swear!” “this explains SO. MUCH.”
  • shelly as the cool aunt. matt as the cool uncle. shelly bought hau his hairclips.
  • “don’t go near legendary pokemon. just trust me.” “hey makuakane, this is my friend lillie and her cosmog nebby!” “[ANGUISHED ARCHIE SCREAMING]”
  • family debates over what’s nicer, lava cookies or malasadas. it can get pretty heated.
  • archie comes back to alola and ends up battling hau. “trainer hau sent out raichu!” “…oh, come on…”
  • affectionate noogies. you can tell when archie’s in alola because hau’s hair is a disaster.
  • archie attempted the island challenge but it wasn’t really his thing in the end. he prefers mega evolution to z-moves.
  • weird family bonding activities ft. hala and archie racing. hala’s on land on a tauros, archie’s in the water on his sharpedo. hau roots for whoever’s losing at any given moment.
  • archie meets moon, and is suddenly reminded of another little champion girl who smiles in the face of the apocalypse…
  • bonus hardenshipping: stepdad maxie. or as hau calls him, “land dad”. he is not used to this level of familial affection. but hau introduced him to mudbray and alola diglett, so that worked out pretty well. 

AU where bitty is on the lacrosse team and manages to keep the lax bros out of smh’s hair long enough that the boys start to get suspicious

word count: 1603

part 1 here

After what Bitty has been referring to in his own head as “The Incident” (with capital letters and all), things between the lax team and the hockey team are… Better? Naturally, Bitty couldn’t tell his team about what had happened, and in fact hadn’t even been pressured to; the teammates who’d been in the house at the time hadn’t even realized he was gone until he was strolling back through the door. So much for having each other’s backs, Bitty had mumbled to himself as he rolled out his pie crust.

But that had been nearly a month ago, and since then, the hockey team hadn’t been over even once to bang at the door with complaints– not even when the house had hosted a party two weeks ago and their music had been loud enough for the bass to be felt a full block away. It’s unusual behavior, and Bitty would be lying if he ever tried to say he isn’t curious about it. The way he sees it, they’re probably just feeling guilty over the whole kidnapping thing. Which is probably fair, all things considered, and Bitty appreciates their consideration. For the most part.

Despite the hockey team’s apparent peace with the lacrosse team, they do still seem a little spiteful. Either that, or Bitty is projecting his own spite onto them; he’s been sitting at the house’s kitchen table for a full two hours now, picking at a now cold tray of bagel bites as he tries to finish an essay. It’s not due until the next Monday, a fact that has Bitty thanking any and all gods who may exist, because there is no way in hell he can finish it tonight with the loud music blaring from across the street. Bitty keeps finding himself bouncing a leg to the beat and staring blankly at his laptop instead of actually writing, and after the fourth time, he finally sighs and slams the thing shut, sliding it perhaps too roughly into his backpack. He deposits the entire bag safely by the stairs before he heads out.

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anonymous asked:

Everyone's family comes to visit for parents' weekend. Including Dex's and Nursey's. But Dex's is late and so after their game a little boy comes running up to Dex, but instead of yelling Billy like the team expects, he yells daddy. Let the team see soft Dex interacting with his son. Let Dex see how amazing Nursey is with kids. Let Nursey lose his chill over adorable baby Dex. Let Bitty bake with this baby! And let Dex see how truly supportive and amazing Nursey is. & backstory for baby plz

i love love love love love this prompt.  Its mostly a bullet point fic, but its pretty long…

Thanks for the prompt! Enjoy! :-) xxxx


* Dex leaves the Haus early every night.  Usually a few hours earlier than anyone else.  On roadies he heads up to his room at 7 o’clock sometimes, or goes for a walk.

- The team don’t want to pry, but were confused, concerned, and a little nosy.  They have found out he’s on the phone to someone he’s close to, because they’ve overheard him saying “love you lots” a few times.

- So they figure he’s probably talking to a girlfriend.

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anonymous asked:

Hi :), I saw your snowlilyshipping art and your fankiddos and I just want you to know that I think they're beauuttifulll. Do the kiddos have names and if so what are they like?

Aw, thanks Anon!! I’m glad you like them, these babies were very fun to design! :D 

They do have names, though I’m still not 100% sure about their son’s name - I’m open to suggestions!

(Shout-out to @faithluvscabadre for their daughter’s name!) 

Kai is their older child and has inherited more than a bit of Uncle Gladion’s edgelord streak. He’s very serious and has a hard time respecting his dad as a Kahuna because he’s so loud and carefree and “doesn’t act like a Kahuna should at all” (he also holds great-gramps Hala in a very high regard).

He’s a bit of a bookworm and prefers researching Pokemon to battling; one of his favourite past-times is going on field trips with his mom and observing wild Pokemon with her.
Loves Malasadas as much as Hau does but is very tsun about it 

Kalla is playful and energetic at home but very shy around people she’s not used to. Has a Pichu she loves a lot, they’re best friends and always together. She’s a good swimmer and loves braiding other people’s hair (Lillie and Hau are always happy to let her play with their hair); she likes following her dad around when he’s “doing Kahuna stuff”. She’s kind of in awe of how easily he seems to befriend people.

She’s actually very good at battling but lacks self-confidence. 
Likes Malasadas but gets sick of them easily 

Five Times Jack Kind Of Regretted The Truck (And One Time He Didn't)

Title: Five Times Jack Kind Of Regretted The Truck (And One Time He Didn’t)
Author: psocoptera
Rating: Mature
Warnings: None Apply
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1551
Summary: Favors requested, favors rejected, the wrong people impressed, etc.

Most memorable line: He had been hoping Bitty's i need you to drive up TONIGHT text was a booty call, not a “I just bought Lardo’s friend’s chaise longue and I need your truck to get it to the Haus” call, but here he was, getting sweaty from moving furniture and not anything else.

H: D’aaaw but you’re just like a grumpy litten!
G: ...what?

People start to ship these two and wellp, I fall direct to the trap(?) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Idk the context is that this happen after two or 3 encounters and everyone notices gladion isn’t evil, neither bad, just grumpy (and edgy). (????)


i’m shippy trash and find cute pairings everywhere :’D

Everyone’s family comes to visit for parents’ weekend. Including Dex’s and Nursey’s. But Dex’s is late and so after their game a little boy comes running up to Dex, but instead of yelling Billy like the team expects, he yells daddy. Let the team see soft Dex interacting with his son. Let Dex see how amazing Nursey is with kids. Let Nursey lose his chill over adorable baby Dex. Let Bitty bake with this baby! And let Dex see how truly supportive and amazing Nursey is. & backstory for baby plz


Reposting as a text post, as requested by a few people

:-) xxxx


* Dex leaves the Haus early every night.  Usually a few hours earlier than anyone else.  On roadies he heads up to bed at 7 sometimes, or goes for a walk.

- The team don’t want to pry, but were confused, concerned, and a little nosy.  They have found out he’s on the phone to someone he’s close to, because they’ve overheard him saying “love you lots” a few times.

- So they figure he’s probably talking to a girlfriend.

- Then they find out Dex is bi, and realise it may be a boyfriend.

- Then he and Nursey start dating, and Nursey admits he doesn’t know he he’s phoning. They’re back to Square 1 with their confusion

* Family weekend, Dex’s family is late.

- Pre-game Dex is on his phone. Nursey shoots him a look, but Dex is worried about his family being late. He keeps his phone on the bench, and sees that they text that they’re on their way while Dex. Dex is relieved and able to pay more attention to the game.

* After the game, the team is hanging around outside Faber for a few minutes.   Nursey introduces Dex to his parents, as his boyfriend, and Dex blushes less than expected.   A lot of the team has left with their parents by the time Dex gets a text from his mom saying their just parking the car, and sorry for missing the game, but they have a surprise for him.

- Dex is just saying “I wonder what it is?” When they hear someone yelling “Shane! Don’t run off like that!”  The team turn to see what’s happening, and they see a kid who looks almost exactly like Dex running over.

- “He with you babe?” Nursey asks, even though he obviously is.  And from the grin on Dex’s face, he’s obviously happy to see him.

- “Shane!” He calls, and the boy runs over.  Nursey is just wondering if he’ll call him “Will” or “Billy” when the boy yells “Daddy!!” And runs into Dex’s open arms.

- Nursey is confused

- The team is confused

- All the parents are confused.

- Dex introduces them all to Shane. He looks so awkward, but he loves this kid, and that’s so obvious from how he holds him.

- It also explains why he’s always so stressed about doing well.  He has a kid to look after.

- Dex’s parents come over, and Dex introduces them to his boyfriend Derek Nurse, and Derek’s parents. Dex blushes a lot more, especially when Shane asks him if he and Derek kiss a lot, followed by saying “Ewww” when Dex nods.

- Dex’s parents had plans to go to dinner, but Dex had told them to leave the plans open in case they were invited to go with them. Nursey’s parents don’t look very happy though, and the Poindexter’s leave for dinner.  Nursey and his parents head to the restaurant they have reservations at, despite Nursey’s suggestions to go eat with Dex and his parents AND SON.

- He’s kinda freaking out internally that he didn’t know this.

- He’s just thinking about how Dex kept this from him, from the team, and how hard it must have been, when his parents interrupt his thoughts.

- “Derek?” His mama says, and Nursey turns to his parents “You didn’t tell us he was a father?”

“I didn’t know” Nursey admits, and his parents frown

“But he knows you have money?” His dad asks


“Derek, you know he’s probably a gold digger, right?”

- Nursey leaves the dinner early, and heads back to the Haus.

- Where he finds Dex playing with his son. They’re colouring pictures at the kitchen table, and Nursey suddenly realises this is something he wouldn’t mind coming home to every day for the rest of his life.  He wouldn’t mind marrying Dex, and adopting the cutest kid he’s ever seen.

He tries not to make his thoughts obvious, tuning into Dex talking to his parents about Shane staying with him tonight.

- His parents agree it’d be nice, and Nursey realises he may be spending the night on the couch. Until Dex mentions it to Shane and Shane asks if that means he’ll be in the room with him and Nursey, and Dex nods yes.

- He looks over at Nursey as he says it and Nursey nods, letting him know he’s ok with this.  Dex’s grin is bigger than he’s ever seen before.

- Dex’s parents want to try Annie’s and decide to go for a walk around their old campus, leaving Dex, Shane, and Nursey alone.

“So.” Nursey starts awkwardly. Dex shuffles in his seat, and doesn’t look at him for a moment.

“So.” Dex repeats.  He swallows, and looks up at Nursey. “I have a son.”

“Yeah.  And he’s colouring in the Haus kitchen.” Nursey adds.  Dex is silent, before Shane breaks the silence.

“Do you like my picture?” Shane asks.  Nursey looks over and is surprised to find Shane is holding it up to him.

“It’s amazing!” Nursey says, unsure how to act around kids.  Shane smiles and he figures he’s doing ok.

“Are you gonna colour?” Shane asks him.  Nursey is about to refuse, but his parents are probably gone home now, so he has no other plans.

“Sure.” Nursey says, taking the seat next to Dex, and smiling at Shane and Dex’s matching grins.

-They spend the evening colouring, until Bitty and his mom come back to the Haus.

- Mrs. Bittle “Call me Suzanne” is in love with Shane the moment she sees him, exclaiming how he’s “just precious! Maybe even cuter than you were Dicky!”

- Laughing, Bitty agrees, before he gets out the ingredients for a pie to make with Suzanne.  

- Shane is delighted with all the attention he’s getting, and doesn’t want to leave Suzanne’s side.

- Leading to Bitty and Suzanne letting Shane help them bake.  Dex watches nervously, as Shane is pouring dry ingredients into a bowl, and mixes the batter.  Nursey smiles, and takes his hand.  Dex turns to him, and Nursey smiles reassuringly at him.

“He won’t get hurt mixing ingredients babe” Nursey points out.

“What if he spills it and slips on the mixture?” Dex asks nervously.

“He won’t.  And even if he does, he’ll be ok.” Nursey says, rubbing circles on Dex’s hand with his thumb, like Dex does to calm him down when he needs.


“Course babe.  He’s strong, like his dad.”

Dex smiles at that, and relaxes while Shane helps Bitty bake.

*Dex’s parents return as Shane finishes helping, and they all decide to watch a movie.

-Dex and Nursey head into the living room, and set up the Netflix.  They settled into the couch, and Shane followed them a few minutes later.  He sits up on Dex’s lap, and Dex hugs him close to his chest.

- The movie isn’t on long before both Shane and Dex are sound asleep.  Nursey rolls his eyes at Dex but smiles.  He knows how busy he’s been lately.

-Nursey wakes him up, and Shane wakes up as Dex does.

“Bedtime boys.” Nursey whispers, as Dex sleepily rubs his eyes.  

Shane reaches up to Nursey, and it takes him a second to realise he wants him to lift him up.  Nursey lifts Shane off Dex’s lap, and Shane cuddles into him.

“So?  Your bed?” Nursey checks, and Dex nods.  He’s looking at Nursey a lot softer than Nursey’s ever noticed before, and something like hope in his eyes.  Nursey tried not to read into it, and focused on taking Shane upstairs.

Dex follows him up, and they get Shane ready for bed, before getting ready for bed themselves.

“He’s cute.” Nursey whispers, and Dex smiles at him.

“He’s the cutest kid ever.” Dex says proudly.

“With the cutest dad ever” Nursey replies, and Dex blushes.

“You deserve an explanation.” Dex says awkwardly.

“You don’t owe me an explanation Will.” Nursey says, and Dex nods.

“But I wanna give you one.” Dex says awkwardly.

“Ok.” Nursey sits on his own bed, across from Dex’s, where he and Shane are.

“So, I have a son.” Dex starts, and Nursey nods.

“And um, you know I’m bisexual. And I had a girlfriend before Samwell.” he continues.

“Ah, Sarah, right?” Nursey checks.

“Sarah.  And she got pregnant.  Her parents were not happy about that.  But she wanted to keep the baby.  We both did.  But if she tried to raise the child, her parents would have kicked her out.  So me and my parents look after Shane.  I didn’t know they were bringing him this weekend.” Dex explained haltingly.  It wasn’t easy for him to tell that story, and he didn’t go into too much detail for now.

“So you look after Shane.” Nursey said. Dex nodded.

“It’s why I work so hard; I need to be able to provide for him.”  Dex explained.

“And why you work at Annie’s?” Nursey guessed.

“Yeah.  I send some money home when I can.” Dex said, and Nursey nodded.

“You know if you need it,” Nursey started.  He saw Dex’s frown, but continued “If you ever need more money, I can give it to you, for Shane.”

“I don’t want to be taking your money Dere.” Dex said.

“Hey, we’re partners right? D-men, boyfriends, and roommates. I want to help you out whenever you need babe.” Nursey explained. “If you don’t want it, that’s fine, but the offer is there.”

“I…Thanks Derek.” Dex said “I appreciate it.  And…I want you to be in Shane’s life.  I know you just met him today, and you don’t have to answer now, or even soon.  But I want you to be in his life.  You were so amazing with him today, and I love you both so much.  But like I said, you don’t need to answer right now Dere.  No pressure.” Dex said, blushing, but sounding sure of what he was saying.

“I want to be too Will. I love him already, and I love you so much.  I want to be involved however you’ll let me” Nursey said, sure of his answer.

“Really?” Dex said, looking disbelieving.

“Really babe.” Nursey said, before kissing him quickly.  He pulled away, grinning, and saw Dex’s grin matched his.

*After that, Nursey is always there for Dex’s seven o’clock Skype or phone calls with Shane. Sometimes other members of the team are there too, and say hi to Shane as well.

-Nursey is his favourite though, and he’s not joking around when he looks into marriage and adoption. He’s just too nervous to let Dex know for now.


Title: Paranoia

Summary: You’re paranoid, that’s what you tell yourself. The sound of glass breaking tells you a totally different story.

A.k.a. Reader left Kanto because of a stalker.

Pairing: Gladion x Reader, or Gladion x Moon if you prefer.

Warning: Stalking, Breaking & Entering, and Attempted Kidnapping.

You’re paranoid, that’s what you tell yourself. It’s completely irrational to be this scared. But you are, you’re deadly scared. The kind of scared that makes your hands shake and your entire body freeze. The kind of fear that makes you feel like every single pair of eyes that passes you turns to look and judge you for everything wrong you’ve done in your life.

The fear is crippling.

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