Ok so as many of you know, Hattie has a long term illness that makes her have coughing fits (I am much more upset by them than she is) and a coughing cat has a very distinctive sound… But then there is THIS FUCKING BIRD that sounds EXACTLY LIKE her coughing and it is driving me mad like I will WAKE UP when I hear it and be like omg Hattie bb are you ok? Yah she’s ok she’s sleeping soundly just like you used to be it’s not her it’s that FEATHERY SHIT that lives to TORMENT ME, SPECIFICALLY.

also frustrating is that I don’t even know what kind of damn bird it is, so I can hate it properly, because googling “bird that sounds like cat coughing” does not bring up useful results.

“I-I-I don’t want to hear it right now!” Hattie snapped, sniffling as she wrung out her sopping clothes. “My favorite animal, the squid, is out on land - my favorite spot on campus is under water, students are injured and…and..Grindylows..are everywhere.” The Hufflepuff shrieked, casting a spell at one that came her way. “So..s-so unless what you’re about to say pertains to this…t-this flood, I-I-I can’t hear it right now!” 

Red Dwarf YouTube event at 1PM today!!

Chris Barrie and Hattie Hayridge will be live from #mcmMCR16 at 1pm today watch them here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruYWqxSzt3M To get you in the mood, here is their talk from yesterday (Chris reveals some #reddwarfXI secrets) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BChorqp6OT4

Originally posted by allsortsofsmeg

anonymous asked:

how does Pokemon world fit in with your ocs??

Hehehe, Hattie actually stuck that in as a bonus goof! But lemme tell you those kids have the skills to be NUMBER ONE


Watch a new UK trailer for Bill Condon’s Mr. Holmes, led by Ian McKellen as a  93-year-old version of the famous detective.

In 1947, the world famous sleuth has retired to a remote Sussex farmhouse, living in relative anonymity with only his housekeeper Mrs Munro and her young son Roger for company. Cantankerous, demanding and frustrated with the mis-representation of him in Watson’s best-selling novels, he diverts his attention to an unsolved case. As the mystery deepens, Sherlock tries desperately to recall the events of 30 years ago that ultimately led to his retirement.


Black Heritage Stamps with Ella Fitzgerald, Hattie McDaniel, Madam C.J. Walker, Harriet Tubman, Ida B. Wells, Bessie Coleman, Sojourner Truth, Anna Julia Cooper, Marian Anderson, Shirley Chisholm.