hats are tops bc they go on the top of your head

Homestuck Pool Party Headcanons

John: Canonballs in IMMEDIATELY, he is yelling and he is fucking excited move out of the way this boy is coming through!! Also, because he has a breath aspect I am 413% certain that he can stay underwater for indefinite amounts of time and you can bet your ass he’s going around grabbing people’s feet to freak them out. He and Terezi have a contest to see who can make the most people jump, I will not say who wins I will only say that it is unfortunate for everyone involved. He and Dave are an unstoppable chicken team, they have never lost and will do Whatever It Takes to make sure that remains true.

Dave: Is just chillin, he cares more about keeping his shades dry than swimming around. He will go hard as hell in Marco Polo tho, if you thought he was too cool to jump at the nearest person faster than the speed of light you were wrong buddy he will do what it takes to WIN. Also, when he is the Marco he will (unfairly) target Karkat. This is frustrating. “I’m not even being that loud” Karkat protests for the umpteenth time Dave tags him. “Bullshit” everyone else says, but there’s still a rule that Dave can’t tag Karkat more than five times in a row because really Dave we know you love hearing him yell but Enough Please.

Karkat: Is Bad At Marco Polo. He is so loud. My son. Please. Is very hesitant to get into the water at first bc he’s sensitive to the cold and would rather angrily sweat than deal with the initial shock of getting in. Dave will patiently chill nearby until Karkat is ready, or Dave decides that Karkat is ready in which he will absolutely drag him in. Karkat does not know how to swim so he won’t go past the shallow end, and considering how short he is, uh, that’s not very much of the pool. Dave has to carry him sometimes which he complains about A Lot but secretly kind of likes it whoops. Karkat and Sollux are the shittiest chicken team, Karkat is too afraid of falling in to have any sort of effective strategy and Sollux is like “Karkat just push him” and sort of plows into the other team which just leads to Karkat screeching and nothing gets done.

Roxy: LOVES SWIMMING WITH HER FRIENDS!!! Real people?? That she’s hanging out with?? And you KNOW she’s excited to wear that cute as fuck bikini she alchemized months ago ‘just in case’ ;) ;) ;). After years of knowing Jane and her silly prankster shenanigans, John will absolutely not get the drop on her no sir, he tries to grab her foot she will raise that leg and pull the boy out of the water and give him the Mom Look™. This is war. John will not win. She loves being with Jane and Roxy and her boys!! She is just full of so much love it’s incredible. She deserves this so much.

Calliope: Doesn’t know much about swimming or why humans (and trolls ish) find it so enjoyable, but Roxy is excited so she is too! Interestingly enough, cherubs Do Not Float. Roxy is waving a nervous Callie into the pool and she’s coming down the ladder and once it gets to her chin everyone expects her to do something but no, she makes it to the bottom of the pool and just walks like normal over to where Roxy is. The water level comes up to just below her nose and she has to tilt her head back to speak. “Like this?” She asks excitedly, ‘uh,,, yeah,,,like that’ everyone responds nervously, giving big smiles and thumbs up because they don’t want to disappoint her.

Jade: A master swimmer, she and Jake grew up on an island in the middle of the goddamn pacific my girl knows how to GO. No one realized how fucking ripped Jade was. Jade is ripped as heck. She’s got back and shoulder muscles like an absolute goddess and everyone is like holy shit? Jade? Have you been benching pumpkins all these years? She likes chilling with Jane and Roxy and Calliope because she has been longing for some gals to hang with forever. Not that she doesn’t love Rose, she does, it’s just, they have such differing personalities and anyways it’s kind of hard being around her and Kanaya bc they’re so cute it makes your teeth hurt.

Rose: She and Kanaya have matching floppy sun hats, they love laying out in the sun because Kanaya is a little nervous around water thanks to a certain sea-dweller *cough* eridan *cough*. Rose doesn’t mind, her swimsuits are more for show than swim anyways. She’s got some really cool and intricate goth-y ones and some nice lighthearted pastel ones, an orange and yellow fancy one-piece and a frilly lavender one. Rose has a new appreciation for sunlight but still religiously applies sunscreen because a home girl may be immortal, but fuck if she is gonna deal with any nasty sunburns after defeating the fucking embodiment of evil.

Kanaya: As previously stated, very nervous around water, but so so happy to be in the sun?? It’s not as bright as the one on Alternia which is fine because that means her troll friends can enjoy it too, but she’s literally just so happy to be around people that enjoy the sun the way she does because she’s felt wrong and different about it for years and she finally found someone that understands her ahhshshsjs. She designs all of Rose’s swimsuits and loves seeing her wear them. When it gets dark out, she likes to turn on the glow a little and all these cute little furry wingbeasts will flock to her?? “Those are moths” Rose tells her. “These are my children now” Kanaya pats Rose’s arm, they’re her children too because that’s how human marriage works she’s pretty sure

Dirk: Is so awkward oh my godddd, a little uncomfortable in his body actually? This boy might have muscle but he is all arms and legs and doesn’t know what to do with them because he’s never fuckifnfnfn been around people before. Doesn’t say “Marco” during Marco Polo, he just listens. Breath too loud? You’re tagged. Splash a little? Tagged. Move? Tagged. He’s never Marco for more than two minutes because he’s so in tune with his reflexes that no one even stands a chance. With Jake on his shoulders, they make a decent chicken team, but they’re too worried about each other to be effective. “You okay up there?” He wants to make sure. Someone is tipping Jake over oh no get him off my shoulders is he okay, oh he’s fine, yes I know how the game works Roxy, no Rose why don’t you get in the pool and do a better job before you come for me like that. Rose and Kanaya, in an extremely rare occurrence, do get in for a round of chicken. They beat Dirk and Jake almost immediately. They return to the deck. This never happened and we don’t speak of it.

Jake: Is bad at Marco Polo, he’s an amazing swimmer but he’s not…quiet. After growing up on that island, fighting and swimming, Jake is also Ripped as Heck. Dirk blushes his fucking ass off the first time he sees Jake shirtless. Jake acts all clueless like oh? What’s wrong Dirk? Is something the matter? But he knows exactly what he’s doing and if he’s subtly flexing in front of him, well. That can’t be helped. He may suck during chicken with Dirk, but with Jade on his shoulders? Hoo boy, they give Dave and John a run for their money. He is also John’s favorite to grab the feet of because his reactions are always so over the top with his phrasing. “Horsefeathers!” He grabs at his foot in panic because his first thought is it was one of the monsters from his island, then he sees it was just John who is laughing his ass off because, horse feathers? Really? “I say,” Jake huffs indignantly even though he’s smiling now. “Warn a fellow!”

Jane: Looks rockin’ in her swimsuits because she’s wearing the whole high waisted pinup style ones and?? She’s super gorgeous? Roxy makes sure to tell her that every five seconds just in case she forgets. She and Roxy make a decent chicken team, usually they’re laughing so hard by the end of it that whoever was on top can’t do anything and they fall off because they don’t care about winning they’re just having such a good time. She and Roxy take turns carrying Callie around when the water gets too deep, not that Callie needs to be above the water per se as she seems to have no trouble breathing, but it just makes everyone a little more comfortable and anyways Callie loves it.

Terezi: Killer at Marco Polo for obvious reasons, sometimes she gets tagged on purpose just to show off how quickly she can find people. The only person she’s never been able to get is John, he uses his windy powers to obscure his scent so she can’t “see” him. He is her Marco Polo white whale. One day, John, one day. She and Vriska are terrifying during chicken, Vriska will plow full speed towards the opposing team and Terezi is ready to Throw Hands. The most intense games are between them and John and Dave, both John and Terezi are on top and they fuckin battle it out so hard that Dave and even Vriska start to get nervous on the bottom.

Sollux: Says the water feels slimy. “No shit,” Karkat tells him. “It’s water you fucking shitstain.” Sollux cheats during chicken by using his psiionics to keep Karkat on his shoulders which only makes Karkat mad because he’s terrified of falling in and holy shit Sollux I don’t care what you think your powers are doing I’m gonna fall in fuck fuck fuck. “No I got you” Sollux assures him. He does not. Karkat is not got. Oh well. Sollux mostly likes chilling on inner tubes, plural. He has a blue one and a red one because he’s too tall to fit in just one. “Get a bigger inner tube” Karkat complains. “Perhaps get one of those long, recliner like ones?” Kanaya suggests. No. Sollux will use two inner tubes. He will make the sacrifice of comfort for his aesthetic.

in light of recent events

here’s my great comet experience from 6/15/17
GREAT COMET NOTES (this is like a month after I saw it and I didn’t know it when I saw it so I prolly missed everything)

•the outside of the theatre before you go in looks like a war bunker there’s torn up posters and everything!!!
•we technically had the worst seats in the house and we got no interactions but it’s ok
•I think sumayya has our section but I’m not sure?
•no pierogis I was depressed
•they were playing korobeiniki it was lit
•gelsey was walking around pre show what a bean
•I forgot who came up to us for the safety announcement but whoever you are I love you!!
•"keep all things out of the aisles! bags, programs, children, i don’t know"
•"repeat offenders shall be sent to Siberia"
•you can’t rlly see pierre @ the beginning from my seats he’s blocked by the chandeliers
•speaking of lighting the lights on the end tables brighten and dim with the music it’s great
•during prologue everyone has a pose that’s usually “raise hand dramatically and take a shot” but dolokhov’s was fist pumping???
-azudi was in for nick and he was so good but very different from what I’ve seen of nick
-his voice lowkey reminds me of taye diggs tbh
•Josh’s pierre? Wow. you can see his facial expressions from the rear mezz legit
•the end aaaaaAAAAAAAAA at pierre? art
•grace McLean has SUCH stage presence
-she’s like lowkey mean to sonya????
•denee was a lil bit quiet but it was prolly a mic problem
•I forgot that sonya and natasha were cousins and proceeded to lowkey ship them for the majority of the show ngl
•ok bolkonsky is literally terrifying sorry guys
•people enjoy me though got laughs (he awkwardly stares at part of the banquettes it’s very weird i love it)
•the where are my glasses bit I almost had a fuckin panic attack
•also Paul pinto is bolkonskys servant here and it’s hilarious but also.
-when he’s singing he’s fuckin bent in half with like a serving tray in hand/on his back how does he do that
•like i feel u Mary your dad is legit SCARY
•"natasha is young… an WorthleSS and DUMB.“
•natasha and bolkonsky was lowkey funny tho
•HEllo. HEllo
•they grab chairs and sit around a table with some audience members and there’s an awkward 10 seconds of them shuffling around and making room for themselves
•says the mean old man in his underthings
•so I LOVE no one else!
•the fake snow!!!
•the light bulbs coming down to look like stars???!
-my entire aesthetic TBH
•the opera feels like a drug trip honestly
•Paul in a top hat(?)
•the opera singers
•just all of the opera
•the glitter falling down
•andrey(?) getting ‘killed’ and the way they do the ribbons. wow
•azudi has such prescense like damn
-like, wow. i was like. damn. he's… he’s fedya
•HELENE???? wow.
•helene and dolokhov arm in arm?more like helene and dolokhov tongue in mouth
•"no I am enjoying myself at home this evening” he says, sitting in the pit while reading a book
•like the comes in with the lights blaring, he lowkey looks like he’s been surrounded by paparazzi and he just snaps his fuckin head around by 90 degrees like “make sure to get my good angles oh wait they’re all good”
•like I love him but also me, a hardcore theatre person was pissed because WHO WALKS IN DURING THE MIDDLE OF THE ACT
•also this boy literally checked himself out every time he passed a mirror. without fail.
•natasha and anatole
•anatole fuckin peacocks up to the top of the stage where natasha is and leans against the balcony and very deliberately sticks out his ass
•the “you ought to come, please come"s are so adorable!!!! like wow Lucas despite being anatole the pompous asshole he doesn’t forget to remind people that anatole’s a child. he’s a literal child.
•the way denee says enraptured
•kiss me on the neck part is like OOOoooOoo
•on “give me this flower as a pledge” he takes Natasha’s flower from her hair and natasha gets a lil mad like ‘wtf did I say you cld do that”
•anatole walks down to where Pierre is sitting and he looks so miffed
•there’s this little shoulder thing that Lucas does during “were off to the club!” And it is so adorable like again what I said about him being a child
•lend me fifty rubles?
•I don’t know if azudi did the weird nick choksi dance I didn’t check TBH
•the fuckin strobe lights wtf
•how do they move around
•there are light up shoes
•I don’t know if there was “oh yeah show me what you got girl” rip
•also during the really cool electric part right after the “feather in my hat” thing they did this awesome thing with the lights where they synced it up so that a spotlight hit for each note and idk how to explain it but they went along like little footsteps kinda?
•I believe josh downs a glass after “pouring several glasses.”
•I think dolokhov fills helenes drink but idk
•Paul pinto’s voice is so distorted during his part the duel bc the bass is So Much the entire theatre is Vibrating
•they advance slowly towards each other and when josh fires they both look so shocked
•pierre stands right at the barrier with his arms outstretched waiting for dolokhov to shoot him
•meanwhile dolokhov is only shooting with one arm bc his other arm is propping up the shooting arm which pierre just fucking shot
•the shot goes off
•there’s like 5 seconds of silence
•and then he just, looks up, pats himself over, and is just like “wait shit,,,, I’m ok????”
•anatole carries dolokhov off
•what can I say, it’s a Gift
•honestly what can I say about dust and ashes that hasn’t already been said
-like there is such a good energy build in that song dave malloy man what a genius
•the part with the mirror is lowkey adorable
-they do the candle thing. Natasha’s like “I see my face” and sonya just gives her a look like “you know that’s not what I meant”
•also correct me if I’m wrong but doesn’t anatole stand so that natasha sees him in the mirror
•also grace just fuckin yelling “sUNDAY MORNING TIME FOR C H U R CH”
•Helene just walks in on natasha in her underwear and she’s like sup girl
•she swishes her dress so much it’s beautiful
•definitely got some Gay Vibes from that
•natasha starts to swish her dress too !!
•she then like epically changes into another dress
•Helene takes off Natasha’s necklace and replaces it with her own
•the transition from charming to the ball is effortless i love it
•I don’t remember much about the ball tbh
•except for:
-thinking “dang I’d go with him too if he spoke to me like that”
-the kiss!!!!!!! wow
-the silent but collective 'oh shit’ after it happened was real
-like you just feel everything natasha is feeling just through the music WOW
-the I WILL LOVE YOU ANATOOOOOOLEs wow I had a heart attack
-I’ll do anythiiing for youuuuuuuuuuuuuu


ACT 2:
•SO letters is legit such a bop
•(didn’t get a letter tho rip me)
•FOR I V E BEEN STUDYING THE CABAL (I think this is the park where he slaps the book and dust flies out but I’m not sure)
•also when the chorus joins in for the “NATALIE NATALIE NATALIE"s the lights sync up w them so they brighten when it happens it’s so COOL

•the way he did the “just say yes"s was really funny for some reason?
-he gets down on his knees or at least crouched down so he’s shorter then denee
-he looks up with the puppy dog eyes of a practiced privileged white kid
-just say yeeeeeeeeessssssssss
-*pauses and awaits for natasha to respond. she does not*
-just saaaaaay yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessss
-*another pause. no response from natasha. audience laughs*

-……… just saayyyyyyy
-when Natasha’s like "yes! yes!” Lucas dashed over to Helene hand he’s all smiley and he gives her fake punches like “!!! i did it!!!! i really did it!!!!!!”
•ps i love the irony of natasha and pierre and mary all saying “so alone in here” at the same time
•so sonya and natasha
•sonya, friend Protector extraordinaire
•Natasha’s “I HAAAAATE YOU SONYA"s were so convincing it hurt my heart
•Brittain legit started sobbing wow
•sonya alone
•oh my god
•so as much as i love dust and ashes sonya alone is my absolute favorite solo
-she just stands alone on stage with a single lightbulb over her head
-and has this beautiful soliloquy
-i was crying. brittain was crying. everyone was crying
-the "and if i never sleep again” part is just so beautiful and heartbreaking ugh
•preparations was so good but it was like a lil bit weird to hear azudi bc he doesn’t sound At All like nick which isn’t a bad thing at all I’m just used to having a Very Clearly Midwestern 19th Century Russian Dolokhov™
•so in the beginning anatole comes up to pierre and he’s holding a bag and The Green Coat
•also shaving cream
-on the “lend me fifty rubles” Pierre gets out his wallet and takes out the money and holds it out for anatole to take and instead of taking the money anatole just takes his whole fuckin wallet
•azudi’s voice was just a lot more musical theatre-y i guess? idk
•but he still did amazing he did not miss a beat like Wow
•sadly did not get a shaker rip
•but the whole theatre was so lit during this song
•the Green Coat in all its glory
•just as squishy and majestic in person
•Paul pintos energy was off the charts!!!!
•idk what happened with danatole ugh I wasn’t lookin
•they were all dancing it was so beautiful and chaotic
•when josh goes “wOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH” they pause for a few secs to catch their breath it’s real funny
•anatole does these fun hand motions when the ensemble joins in for the next “WOAH OOAH
kinda like he’s conducting them
•The Abduction is possibly my new fav group number
•lucas’ wOAAAAAAAAAAAAH’ lasted forever oh geez
•he was finessing every man, woman, and nonbinary person in the fuckin room with that violin
•güd shit
•"smash your glasses on the floor” is the 19th century russian equivalent of “SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS”
•and then there’s a whole bunch of dancing
•and then The shut The door part
•i was a lil miffed bc you couldn’t see what he was doing to the person next to him from my seat but everyone laughed so /:
•azudi in the Abduction aka slay my life
•he looks legit so concerned for anatole
•but also he’s like take the cloak you stupid fuck
•i think he takes the cloak off of pearl but if not sure
•gelsey as the maidservant!!!!
•she fuckin slayed those high notes
•they were slewn
•in my house is a song of pure unfiltered RAGE
•props to grace because it’s very hard sometimes to like a character as aggressive as mama marya but she’s one of the best characters in the show honestly
•the part where the music which had been so chaotic and energetic for like half an hour almost starts to mellow out and marya does the whole “I covered her with two quilts” thing is the auditory version of a liminal space
•the last lyrics of in my house sung by natasha are pretty haunting not gonna lie
•I don’t remember anything from a call to pierre TBH except for marya tracking pierre down and all of pierre’s “whAAAt"s getting more and more loud and honestly that’s all I needed to remember
•also grace being terrifying but what’s new
•I feel like this is weird but I really love find anatole
•like Lucas and josh have a really fun chemistry I don’t know
•josh laps the entire stage "looking” for anatole
•he literally seizes Lucas by the collar and at the bash your head in line he picks up what I originally thought was a bottle but Is actually a bear paperweight and legit looks like he wants to murder him
•also at the part where it sounds like a computers breaking down that’s when natasha poisons herself
•i personally didn’t realize this bc i was too focused on Lucas ngl
•like he looks so terrified
•pierre rather unsubtly gestures to anatole’s crotch during the “besides your pleasure” bit
•when anatole goes “you could at least take back your words, eh?” pierre just. glares at him. he’s like “are you… are you fucking kidding me”
•he held that note forever i swear
•there was a long bit of applause after that
•anatole’s exit is just as dramatic as his entrance honestly
•natasha very ill is just so… sobering? like it’s been nonstop energy and anger and panic and manic energy for like half and hour and then the whole thing just slows down
•I don’t remember much of pierre + andrey but people usually read it as andrey being sarcastic but he seemed genuinely worried about natasha to me i don’t know tho
•pierre and natasha just. wow
•denee comes in in her dressing gown and braided hair and she’s just stripped raw it’s so beautiful and impactful
•and the way denee leans on the handrails for support, she was just so so good w o w
•Josh’s "if i were not myself” monologue is done I believe as Natasha’s about to leave, then as he starts talking she just stops and listens and at the end you see her physically regain some of her innocence •and when she touches his face!!!!!!! wowwwww
•like when I see any musical, i didn’t pay much attention to the last song because oH NO THE SHOW IS ALMOST OVER WHAT NO IT CANT BE OVER
•josh has the voice of an angel wow
•the strings at the end are very anxiety inducing
•as they get higher and higher the comet glows brighter and brighter it’s really mesmerizing
•just. wow.
•i love the bows music wow it’s so amazing
•there was a standing o
•also so much applause for lucas and denee and josh

•i don’t remember half of the people that came out in sorry
•here’s what i do remember
-we came out of the wrong side of the theatre and had to fucking bolt to the other side
-josh canfield came out for sure he was so nice!
-azudi came out and he saw the great comet hat i just bought and he was jokingly like “no way i have one just like it!”
-2 girls in all purple clothing and wigs i don’t remember who they were im sorry
-gelsey came out i was crying a little bit!!!
-josh came out but he didn’t go down as far as i was (the barricades didn’t stretch that far rip)
-I had a full conversation to pearl rhein about how she looks like lulu @melchixr and she was like! “no way! my name is pearl and lulu in swahili means pearl!” she was so nice
-cathryn wake addressed my playbill to me she was so lovely wow
-lucas came out last and he was wearing a pastel green baseball cap i was living
-i asked him for a picture he was literally so nice?????? w o w
-so the line was stretching way back like past the barricades and paul god bless him was trying to exit out of the doors in the back like the one with denee’s face on it
-little did he know the line stretched back so far that the end of the line was just around said door
-he opened the door and accidentally fuckin decked the person standing in front of it
-he apologized profusely and just kinda scampered off god love him
-when i left i stopped for a sec and lucas was walking out and he patted me on the back i absolutely started crying
-side note: andy mientus was at the show and i didn’t know and when i got home and found out i was like “wHAT? DID HE GO BACKSTAGE? COULD I HAVE S E EN HIM IF I WAS CLOSER UP??”

in summary, great comet was the single most amazing and unique theatre experience I’ve ever had and i would do almost anything to get to experience again

#93 Pt. 1 | A Tom Holland Imagine

“It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”

Tom Holland x Reader requested by @boyfriendtom
1800′s AU bc why not
Words: 2,065
Disclaimer: i;m not fancy, but i love how this turned out. also, you’re british so read everything with a british accent.

there will be three parts to this so i guess it’s my first fic. enjoy!

(i didnt even put the prompt in until part two so uh stick around)

This July had been a particularly warm one. The fans your father had imported from Japan were doing a scarce job at keeping you and your younger brother cool. He wanted to spend all of his time outside, but when you were outside you felt the sting of being in a world where so much was waiting to be explored while you were merely living as a piece in the game of chess. A pawn so that your family could merge with another wealthy family and share the riches. Wealth was nothing if not the anchor to a greedy man’s heart. Your parents had already selected a man for you, and though he was fair and gentlemanly, he was not the one who had caught your eye.

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Kid Brother | Alfie Solomons

Request: alfie solomons imagine where he falls for reader he meets outside the bakery. She is there looking 4 her younger brother who she found out joined alfies gang a few months before b he needed a job. She doesnt want him there bc shes worried it isnt safe. Her bro is quickly becoming alfies right hand man, hes good fighting etc. alfie and her are happy but she only agrees to see him sriously if he sidelines her brother into doing paperwork which angers her brother & causes tension btwn him & alfie.

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HELLO AND *jake in a dumb top hat voice* WELCOME TO THE BIG SHOW– okay yeah there is no big show there’s just… Pain. this is basically the dianetti post-finale fic but is also more Importantly,,,,, part 3 of Pain even though i’m seriously considering naming this Fools bc all the titles have been… what’s that word? whatever they r from the same verse in the song and DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT I CAN’T WORDS RN and also Gina and Rosa?? they r being Fools™ just KISS ALREADY okay um. yeah my fault they r being this way also do they kiss in this?? who knows??? guess u gotta read to find out ;) okay this is getting ridiculously long- i just wanted to give you a heads up that this is 6.4k words long,,,, Part Three isn’t the last…. (sorry) and like for reference part one is only 3.4k and part two is only 2.7k (u don’t Have to read but its… highly recommended) so basically this installment is more than those two combined holy cr*p 

A sharp, burgeoning pain rips through Rosa’s skull harsh and throbbing as she comes to, in what feels like a damp and dingy void. She gags at the rotten stench that every crevice of the place seems to emit, but whether she’s six feet deep into the ground or on top of the Empire State Building is unknown to her, as she can’t see a thing. She hasn’t been blindfolded, so it must either be impossibly dark or- maybe Rosa’s blind.

She yearns to rub the exhaustion out of her weary eyes but Rosa’s hands are both tightly bound behind her back, as are her waist and feet which are tied to the chair she slouches on firmly. Typical. She’s been kidnapped, ugh. Rosa makes a feeble attempt to struggle against her restraints but quickly gives up because knowing the people she’s angered, there’s no way they’d leave her in an unguarded place giving her perfect opportunities to escape, let alone tie her up loosely.

A blinding light flashes on and Rosa grunts as her eyes shut in protest from the glare. Whatever reason she’s here, she hopes everything ends quickly. She needs a nap and sleeping in a chair for god knows how long left a crick in her neck.

When the room finally shifts into view as the fluorescent lights strangely fade into a soft amber glow, she gets the shock of her life because she’s not alone.

Okay, it isn’t the not-being-alone part that gets her heart pounding, it’s who she’s with.

Tied up just like her, sat in chairs just like hers across the room are two people.

On the right is her fiancé, Adrian Pimento.

And on the left… Rosa sees Gina. Oh god, what the hell was Gina doing here? Rosa feels her heart rate quicken, her breaths losing their individuality as her vision blurs, and she starts fighting blindly against her restraints- not giving up this time round. If she could just get to Gina, set her free, save Gina…

“Hello, Diaz.”

Rosa freezes at the sound of a sickeningly familiar voice, belonging to her new most hated person. Hawkins looms into the room, every step she takes mocking Rosa’s sorry state, Rosa’s seething state, Rosa’s will-kill-Hawkins-by-ripping-her-to-shreds-when-she-gets-out state.

“Fuck you,” Rosa spits, staring daggers into Hawkins as she keeps trying to break free, working herself into a frenzy. She knows how pathetic she looks, but with enough force and stubborn determination, those restraints will come loose eventually, and Rosa will make Hawkins regret ever stepping foot into this room at all.

“No foreplay first?” Hawkins taunts. “Okay, I’ll cut to the chase, Diaz-”

“Whatever the hell it is,” Rosa interrupts- an act that seems to annoy Hawkins and is therefore, a win. “You don’t have to keep them here, just let them go.”

Hawkins simpers, looking incredulously at Rosa. “Are you kidding me? What’s to stop you from escaping and fighting your way out if I let them go? They’re the only reason you’re still here.”

Rosa exhales desperately. “Please, I won’t try to escape- just let them go.”

Hawkins paces formidably towards Gina and Pimento, causing Rosa to make the heinous error of glancing at Gina, whose face is a sheet of porcelain white, unadulterated fear in her bloodshot eyes as she appeals to Rosa to save her please, she’s so scared and she just wants to go- it agonizes Rosa to no end knowing she’s the reason Gina’s here.

“Let’s play a fun game, shall we?” Hawkins suggests chillingly, making it obvious that this will neither be fun nor a game.

“Out with it,” Rosa challenges, her defiance conversely followed by a nervous gulp. She refuses to look weak, but knows that Hawkins has all the power here to make her very, very weak indeed.

“Choose. Choose who you want to live.”

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anonymous asked:

I just saw your tweet about the prompt and OHMYGOD *cracks fingers* hmm lets see.. can you please write about harry as an actor who got a new assistant (niall) and harry gets a crush after having him around (and please don't make either of them shy or them stuttering bc i had enough of these stories)

This might be really bad or really good and you will have to be the judge of that. It’s honestly hard for me to make a story that’s not 10k words or longer so I made this as short and sweet as I possibly could. 


He should just do it, pull Niall aside and just blurt everything out. But what if he said no, or looked at Harry with wide eyes and just run away? God, what if he quit?

This was a mess, all of it, but when a man like Harry is in love he can’t just ignore the feelings that become like an infestation in his body. This wasn’t supposed to happen, this was supposed to end with Harry finding a hot celebrity date who had the same net worth that he did so they could waltz around looking like the worlds most envied couple.

But Niall Horan came along, a boy from Mullingar who sent in a resume to become Harry’s assistant and had written ‘I’ve watched all of his movies, top lad’ on the bottom of the paper like this wasn’t just one of the biggest jobs he was ever going to try and get. But that comment was the only one that made Harry smile, and he thought it would be a privilege to have a funny lad coming along with him to tour around the world and go to different movie sets with.

Now though, Harry is falling deeply in love and the feelings grew into needs instead of wants and now he can’t stop thinking about bringing Niall as his next date to his premiere for his next movie, Dunkirk. There is a part of him that hates that thought more than anything, but then there is the part that dreams of it every night and wants it to happen.

He can see Niall from where he is standing at the airport, watching him settle everything for the plane ride with a large bag over his shoulder and glasses shifted low on the bridge of his nose as he talked with one of the workers. No, now wasn’t the time to say anything, they were just getting on a flight and heading back to London, he should wait till they are settled there.

He tells himself this, but the premiere is in a week, he’ll probably chicken out again at the last minute.

Niall is walking over now, staring down at their passports as he shuffles some papers in his hands, gets everything organized just the way he likes it. Harry couldn’t help but move a finger out to push Niall’s glasses up his nose comfortably again, and he bit his cheek from smiling too hard in fondness when Niall’s nose crinkled up and a small smile appeared across his face.

“Planes leaving in half an hour, so we’ve got time to kill yeah?” Niall handed Harry his passport, mind shifted to another thing already as he started looking around for a place to sit.


Maybe it’s Niall friendly behaviour, or how he’s been with him since the start of his success that has Harry’s heart jumping into his throat whenever he see’s him, or how he wants to sit and stare at the way Niall’s eyes look like oceans and his freckles look like the sandy beaches in paradise. But Harry has found a place in Niall that he wants to see when he wakes up in the morning, under him making love, and around him whenever he looks beside him. That’s probably why his life is more of a mess lately, cause he’s now got to juggle his crazy schedule and his undying love for an assistant that probably just wants to be friends with him, not lovers.

He’s tried other things, other people that might love him like Niall would, he really did. But it’s not the same, the touches aren’t what he imagined, the love isn’t connected enough, and his heart doesn’t feel like a beating drum in his chest whenever he looks at them.

It’s frustrating, because Niall is just an assistant, someone he should simply just work with instead of fall in love so hard he can’t get back onto his own two feet. It’s that constant battle in his head, everything shuts itself down and Niall’s the centre of his mind whenever he is left alone for a couple minutes.

That’s what is happening right now–everyone letting Harry be in his own company for a bit as they finalize dates for premieres and auditions and interviews. They landed in London and are now settled in a hotel, everyone immediately splitting off to move onto more things to get Harry’s life in order. Everyone except Niall, who is waiting in line to get them both some coffees to wake each other up.

Harry’s sat in the cafe with a hat on and as far away from the windows as possible, staring at the empty table in front of him and drowning in his own thoughts because everything is getting a little more depressing as the premiere crawls closer and closer to him. His thoughts are growing like weeds in his brain and he can’t stop them now, everything needs to be said at some time and it’s starting to get to the point where the little voice in his head is screaming at him to just get it over with already, to stop pushing everything back.

A coffee cup is being slapped down on top of the table in his little daze. He looks up startled, and then there’s Niall, the one and only who smiles down at him looking more than amused as he sits himself down across from him.

“You looked like you needed something stronger than a coffee, so I got you a latte.” Niall spoke, taking a short sip from his own drink before wincing at how hot it was.

“I thought you knew I kept my sweet things to a minimum.” Harry pretended to look unimpressed, but ended up chuckling and breaking his act when Niall raised a brow at him.

“I think you can have a cheat day today, get some energy into you before you get stormed with interviews.” Niall took another sip, and Harry watched him gulp it down easily this time, a hand coming out to shift his glasses back up the bridge of his nose again. They were too big for him.

“Yeah, guess so.” Harry didn’t really mean to sound uninterested, but his brain was working overtime and every conversation that he has had lately has been shit. He can’t seem to speak out full sentences, and usually he just let’s the other person talk themselves tired till they get bored of him.

But Niall isn’t that kind of person, no, he likes to push and prod till he finds out the core to Harry’s worries. This time this wasn’t something Niall wanted to know, and Harry cringed seeing the concerned look fall across Niall’s face when he settled his drink back down onto the table.

“What’s wrong H? Don’t tell me you’re nervous about the premiere and interviews…you never get worried about those things.” Niall was right, but he wasn’t digging deep enough, there was more to it and Harry had shifted uncomfortably in his seat under his gaze.

“M'not, just a little stressed lately.” That was true, he was definitely stressed. Harry hated lying, so this was something he could beat around the bush with.

“Okay well as your assistant and friend I’d like to know what you’re so stressed about, cause you didn’t talk the whole plane ride here.” Niall was looking determined now, arms crossed along his chest and staring right into Harry’s soul.

Should he just say it? Or will this ruin his life right before his eyes? Niall doesn’t want a relationship, he has his twitter and instagram private for a reason, he doesn’t want a high-profile partner that has the media down his throat on a daily basis. But it wouldn’t hurt to try, to dive right in and put everything on the table. This could take a load off Harry’s shoulders, and he just needed to take a chance and hope for the best. Even though this might just be the worst thing he has ever done.

God, this is like prom all over again. Asking the girl out with nervous stutters and sweaty hands.

“Would you like to go to the movie premiere with me?” Harry asked it casually but immediately cursed himself in his mind because of course Niall was going to the premiere with him, Niall had to be there with his management. He wasn’t specific enough, and he cringed seeing Niall let out a small snort.

“I’m already going with you pet, what, was I not aloud in the first place?” Niall was joking around of course, making the atmosphere a bit lighter and less awkward. But Harry shuffled to the edge of his seat, leaning over the table and grabbing for his latte that he still hasn’t taken a sip of. The warmth of it in his palm was soothing.

“No,” Harry sighed out, shaking his head and now frowning. “I meant be my date, to like, the premiere. You know, walk around with me, wear a nice suit.” He kept a straight face, trying to ignore the way he was sweating and how his mind kept telling him to just get up and run away.

Niall’s expression was, well, expected to say the least. The older brunet was sitting stiffly in his chair with wide eyes and a mouth opening and closing like he was trying to find words but there was nothing that processed in his brain. He looked cute, and his glasses were already starting to slide down his nose again.

“Uhm, okay?” Now that was the unexpected part, and Harry almost choked on his own spit.

“Okay?” He asked, blinking at Niall blankly, wanting more than just that. He expected a rant, some kind of dramatic fight that ended in either them smiling and kissing or Niall running off and yelling out loud for everyone to hear that he quit. This was…weird, and Harry didn’t really know how to handle this situation.

“I-I mean we would obviously have to check with management, get me a suit and I honestly don’t even know if I could be able to handle all the attention and I don’t really know why you want me to be your date-”

“Cause I like you Niall.” Harry chuckled as he said that, interrupting Niall’s babbling with words he has wanted to say for what felt like a lifetime. Niall’s eyes were widening even more and it almost looked comical.

“You like me?”

“I like you.” Harry made sure the repeat himself slowly this time after Niall asked.

They both stared at each other after that little back and forth and now it was a silence smothering them. Both speechless and unable to come up with anything else. Harry was dying inside, could feel his heart melting in his own chest.

“This will be the weirdest first date I’ve ever been on but I would really, really like to go with you Harry.” Niall was smiling now, the shock and everything slowly draining from his face and now a hot flush was painted across his cheeks. “Only if you’re sure…” He finished, now looking down at the top of his drink and tapping his hands nervously against the side of the cup. 

Harry couldn’t help but laugh now, almost feeling embarrassed that he had built all his nerves up on top of each other till he was a mess all these weeks-years, if you count the amount of time he’s actually been in love with Niall-and it’s ended like this, them both smiling at each other across a small table in a cafe with two lattes and blushes reddening their faces.

“I’ve been sure for a while, trust me.” Harry answered as he leaned over to push Niall’s glasses up his nose, again. 

anonymous asked:

neko au with jungkook being a neko (a person with cat ears and tail), and jimin neing his owner? and jungkook having weird cravings, and always wanting to be petted, and playful kitty jungkook, and maybe naps together? fluff please. (and maybe you can do it like starting with jimin getting him ((like finding him on the street or adopting him)) and then add these elements as jimin finds out about it through the hc?) ((i guess now a days its called hybrid aus, but whatever))

neko sounds cuter than hybrid……i’m calling it neko. i’m gonna call the general hybrid species “pets” in this also bc i really don’t like the word hybrid. idk why i just don’t. also it sounds cute and i know there is rumours about me on my main blog about me being a furry and this probably won’t help LMAO but whatever it sounds cute. WARNING: there is a scene where they bathe together but it’s not like sexy….it’s just cute, wholesome love. proceed if you want.

+ Jimin was on his way home from work, blueberry muffin in hand. Today had been a really long day, and a lot of rude customers had shown up. As much as he liked being complimented, he hated when dudes hit on him at work. They also had responded negatively today when he didn’t return their advances. Who expects a barista to accept that kind of stuff?

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And now it is time for the first half of the Busan line, one third of the maknae line, a total cutie who is so so sweet, seeing him on Hello Counselor just makes me respect him even more, it was interesting to see that side of him, I loved it, Park Jimin aka chim chim

  • So this is gonna be the prequel to tattoo artist!Jimin (here)
  • His major is art
  • Jimin is really talented with a lot of things (dancing, singing, being an adorable lovable sweetheart, etc.) but he’s also v v talented with art
  • Especially when you consider the fact that he’s so busy and probably doesn’t have that much time to practice it so the fact that he can draw at all is amazing
  • He’s also really dedicated with it, like in one of the Vlive, I think he mentioned that he spent 2+ hours on a drawing for the coloring book thing they did
  • He tries a few different things, he does a few painting classes, he does some sculpture work but his main interest is in sketching/drawing
  • He does hold himself to a pretty high standard, he can be tough on himself at times so when he does something, he just throws himself into it completely, even if it isn’t something he’s extremely passionate about
  • So he’s not super into sculpting but he’s not gonna half ass any of it, he’s gonna take the hours it requires to make it look the way he wants it to
  • Forever asking you to be his model
  • The rest of your shared apartment is somewhat organized but his art area is a bit of a mess, not to the point where it’s too messy to stand but it’s definitely used constantly
  • There’s a huge sheet on the floor to catch any paint drops or scraps of clay distractedly thrown aside when he’s too busy focusing on the project in front of him (he picks them up later but in the moment, he doesn’t wanna lose his momentum and worry about finding a tiny scrap of clay to throw away)
  • Has about eight different sketchbooks laying in the weirdest places, one’s on top of the fridge, he’s got a couple in their actual place, one in his bag for on the go inspiration doodles and a couple more scattered around his art area
  • There always seems to be paint on the sheet, always paint on the back of his hands and on his arms and even a few spots on his legs bc he’s always got some painting going on
  • He has all the things, he has an entire draw of pencils, a pencil case filled to the brim with erasers, a few boxes of paints, chalks, clay, everything he could ever need
  • His concentrated face is s o nice though like sometimes he’ll be drawing while you two are just chilling in bed and you gotta admire him for a second bc wow he isn’t real
  • He wears lots of hats when he does art bc he doesn’t want his hair continually falling into his face so on top of his face being super nice, he also has the beanie/snapback look going on and he’s got the glasses to be able to see better so it’s just really boyfriend material
  • Head canon that Jungkook takes a majority of his art classes with him bc Busan bbys gotta stick together
  • They have these light hearted competitions with each other all term, like whoever finishes their art supply shopping first and pays less for it all will get a meal paid by the loser or who can get to class first gets to post something on the other’s social media
  • It’s all in fun of course but there’s definitely some teasing from both sides
  • “Wow so I was born in Busan first, I did the contacts first and now you’re following me into art”
  • “Oh my g o d”
  • He takes the essential classes of course but he also takes a few music classes with Yoongi and hobi, he takes a couple classes with Tae, some art, some history, some writing
  • They take the more needed classes that they aren’t really interested in together bc at least then, they have each other to entertain them
  • Jimin’s more of a hand written note taker but he has used his laptop here and there
  • I feel like Jimin’s notes would actually be really organized and all of the boys are kinda ?? how does that happen when you’re rushing around trying to take notes
  • He doesn’t l o v e using the laptop to take notes bc he just prefers hand written notes but he forgets his notebook a couple of times and one of the other boys let him borrow their laptop bc he takes some of the best notes anyways might as well share with each other
  • He studies a lot but it’s not daily, he tries to do it once or twice a week for a couple hours just until he’s got it down
  • Maknae line study sessions just think about it
  • Slightly chaotic, a lil loud, v v playful, they lowkey don’t study much until the last hour of it bc they’re that one group of friends that says they’re gonna study together and then ends up listening to Numa Numa at 3 AM
  • He is late to a few classes but he never means to be
  • He just wakes up too late or can’t make it across campus in time bc the language building is all the way on the other side of campus from the art building and he’s gotta book it but he’s got a bag of books and art supplies so he’s weighed down a bit
  • He’s never too too late but he has been like 5-10 minutes late to a couple classes here and there, for the most part he’s there on time
  • Seating wise, he’s a third row type of guy but he is flexible about it, he’s okay with sitting a few rows back to sit with his friends but he’s not gonna sit in the back of the classroom
  • He had to one class bc he got there too late and all the good seats were taken and he didn’t like it very much, he couldn’t see most of the time and it felt like the teacher was so far away, it just didn’t work out for him
  • The apartment you two share isn’t huge but it’s more than enough for you two and there are tons of nights where you two are huddled into the kitchen waiting for the water to boil so you can make some noodles and he always kisses your head when he adds the noodles to the water and it becomes a thing for some reason
  • Like one time, he makes noodles and you aren’t there and he’s just o h oh no
  • He gets his first tattoo the year before he goes off to college and it’s just a lil tiny tattoo on his forearm but it boosts his confidence so much, he wants to show it to everyone ever bc it looks so cool
  • The moment he walks into that tattoo shop, he’s just like I get it now bc he knew he wanted something with art for his major but then tattooing comes up and it matches perfectly 
  • And after seeing how professional his tattoo artist was and how much of an experience it was to get a tattoo, he decides he wants to do it for the rest of his life
  • College!Jimin is just a total art lover who l o v e s sitting there and creating things and he’s so excited to open his own tattoo shop or work in someone else’s and he’s just ready

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Egobang cuddling prompt?

call the dentist bc u gettin cavities yo

When Arin walks into the Grump room, he doesn’t expect to find Dan laying on the couch with one arm covering his eyes. His left arm is hanging over the side of the couch, knuckles grazing the floor. His Giants beanie is clutched between his fingers. He can see Dan startle slightly as he closes the door behind himself.

“Hey, buddy,” Arin says quietly. “You okay?” Dan waves his hat unenthusiastically as a response and Arin frowns. “Sit up.” Dan doesn’t move. “Sit up, you fuckin big galute.”

Dan slowly sits up with a highly disgruntled look on his face. “What?” he demands, watching as Arin lays down with his feet by Dan’s thigh. “Really.” It’s not even a question.

“Shut up and come here,” Arin tells him and Dan just stares. “Fuckin’…” Arin sits up and grabs Dan’s arm, dragging him forward and leaving Dan no choice but to settle on top of him. Dan grumbles under his breath as he shifts on top of Arin so that his knees aren’t digging into Arin’s legs.

Dan sighs deeply when Arin begins brushing his fingers through his mess of curls. “This is really gay,” Dan says offhandedly.

“I mean, we can make it gayer.”

Dan giggles and the light tension from before breaks in half, and Arin can feel Dan begin to relax. The hand that isn’t playing with Danny’s hair is resting above Dan’s hip. The worn fabric of his Rush shirt is soft under his fingertips.

“So, what’s goin’ on today, buddy?” Arin asks after a few minutes of comfortable silence.

Danny is silent for a moment. His long fingers pick at the hem of Arin’s sleeve. “My head is just a little too loud today, y'know?”

Arin makes a noise of understanding. “Anything in particular or is it just a generalized clusterfuck?”

“Just…” Dan sighs again. “Forget it. It’s stupid.”

“Since when is anxiety ever anything but stupid?” Arin asks. “Anxiety is like the fuckin’ definition of shit that you know is stupid and irrational but your brain is just like ‘hey lets fuckin’ panic’ and it sucks.” Dan tilts his head upwards so he can look at Arin. “If it’s got you upset, dude, it’s important.” A wry smile spreads across Danny’s face before he looks back down.

“I just… I dunno. I keep waiting for this all to come crashing down, you know? It still doesn’t seem real. Like, I’m fuckin’ almost forty and I’m selling out the fuckin’ Aragon Ballroom by singing about dicks and dancing my scrawny ass around in spandex.” Arin wants to interject but he holds back, opting to wait until Danny is done. “I went from fifteen years of failure to my dream job and you and being able to pay my rent and medical bills.” Dan’s voice drops to a quiet murmur. “I don’t know what success is like, Arin. I’m scared to get attached to the feeling because it’ll inevitably go back to failure.”

Danny yelps when Arin tugs him up high enough for him to rest his head in the crook of Arin’s neck. His nose presses to the underside of Arin’s chin.

“For starters, your scrawny ass looks damn fucking good prancing around in spandex,” he says, and he can practically hear Dan roll his eyes. “In my opinion, you weren’t ever a failure.” Dan begins to speak and Arin pokes between his ribs to shut him up. “The world just wasn’t right at the time for your other stuff. If you did it, it wasn’t a failure.” Arin rubs his fingers over and around the knobs of Danny’s spine as he talks. “I’ve listened to the fuckin’ Northern Hues and Skyhill, bro. I bought the fucking albums! They’re not a failure. You’re not a failure. It was just part of the weird fucking journey to get here.”

“So all that bullshit was so I could one day end up sprawled across your sexy body?” There’s a shake in Dan’s voice that Arin doesn’t point out. He knows Dan is cracking a joke while he tries to keep his emotions in check.

“Of course. All paths lead to this hot bod.” Danny lapses into a fit of giggles, interspersed with sniffles.

“Thank you,” Dan says. They both fall silent, listening to the whir of machines that fills the room. “You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me, you know.”

“You’re one of the best things that’s ever happened to me, too,” Arin says. His stomach swoops when he feels Dan’s lips press to his neck in a chaste kiss before he burrows deeper into Arin’s side.

“Can we stay like this for a while?” Dan asks quietly.

“Whatever you want,” Arin tells him. Against his skin, he feels Dan’s lips curve into a smile.

Seventeen’s reaction to you not being able to grab something off the shelf bc ur smol

Requested by @highest-quality-of-trash ! Thank you for requesting, we know it took so long, but hope u still enjoy!!


Originally posted by saysvteen

He’s a dad so when he walked into the room, seeing you reach for the cookies on the top shelf, he couldn’t help but giggle a little bit. If you turned around and pouted, saying you really wanted to eat these cookies, he’d come up to you, hug you and take them down for you. When you went to thank him, he’d just wink and say “Anything for my cutie ;))”


Originally posted by seungheol

He’s a savage, so he’d probably just stand there and laugh at you. He’d shake his head at the teeny jumps you did, trying to get higher. He’d definitely think you look cute, but wouldn’t show it instead, he’d make fun of you and tease you about your height. After you got the box of cereals down from the shelf, you’d smack him real hard with it and he’d promise to help you next time (ps: he won’t)


Originally posted by shwua

He’s literally a saint (and on top of that a gentleman), so if you’d call his name, asking for help, he’d appear like your knight in shining armor, ready to save your day. He wouldn’t even make any sassy remarks, he’d just get you your stuff because he’s such a nice person man the he*k


Originally posted by infinitblaq

still the prettiest gif of him hands down

He’d see that you’re struggling and wouldn’t even ask if you needed help, he’d just sit back, grab some popcorn and watch the struggles of the World’s Smallest Person™ (at least that’s what you are in his eyes). After a good 10 minutes he’d probably ask you if you were struggling and be really cheeky about it. He’d just go “You need help, well how about you do this really crazy thing then to pay me back” or like “You owe me one big time now ;))))” (ps: yes he’d really make you pay the debt)


Originally posted by hosoeks

This lil fluffball would be so happy he could be of help. Usually when you needed help, it was like maths/work/uni/[insert possible problem here] and he couldn’t be of much help. But now he could finally show what he could do. He loved being there for you, so everytime he would be able to, he’d do it in a very show-off kind of way. He’d exaggerate easy things like getting the cup of the shelf so much, that you’d snort and laugh out loud at his actions.


Originally posted by allurity

Just like Jun he would probably sit back at first and watch you struggle, after a while he’d sneak up on you and wordlessly get the item down for you, handing it to you. You’d want to thank him obviously, but he’d just flash you a small smile and leave the room, probably jumping up and down bc u were looking so cute aw (he’d tell everyone abt it for like two week and they’d all be like ugh wonWOO we’ve heard this story 75 times pls let it rest)


Originally posted by seugcheol

hA HA you were expecting some kind of smol ppl joke now, weren’t you? Well truthfully he was too and he’d think you’d be teasing him when you asked him to get the box from up there, so he’d be like oh i’LL SHOW THEM and just grab like a chair or a ladder or smth and climb up there and angrily set it down in front of you. You’d have to explain him like 500 times that you really did not mean it as a joke, you were genuinely asking for help. All the jokes abt his height rlly got to that poor boy :(


Originally posted by faceofdistaste

ahh yes dk.. the actual sun…. He’s probably one of these cheesy people, that watch too many romcoms and think everything in life must happen this way and not differently, so he’d be all cheesy and sneak up to you and ask if you’d need help and you’d be like yes ?? so he’d just be like “gimme a kiss on the cheek first ;))))” and then he’d turn his head real quick so it’d be a kiss on the lips and then he’d sigh contently and be like ok i’m helping you 


Originally posted by 7teans

This tree boy would be the real savage. He’d take the thing you’d want down and almost hand it to you and then just whack it away and hold it over his head, so you wouldn’t be able to get to the thing AT ALL and after some struggling on your side and a lot of laughing on his side, he’d put it somewhere EVEN FURTHER UP and just laugh at you until you pouted and gave him the silent treatment, then he’d be like “babe :(” and try to get the thing down and massively struggle himself bc he put it up way too far and at the end of the day you wouldn’t get it down at all anymore and you’d have to buy a new hat THANKS MINGYU


Originally posted by wonnhao

Everyone’s always like aw Minghao so cute what a cinnamon roll i love my child but he’s probably pretty cool and savage af and so he’d basically do the same thing as Mingyu, just he’d give it back earlier and then demand a kiss for all the effort he put in getting you the thing, like boy it wouldn’t have been any effort if you wouldn’t have played me like this tf


Originally posted by seniyaa

He’d probably be super sassy abt it and like roll his eyes and get up really slowly and be like “ugh can’t you do that on your own like seriously I was jUST sitting down” but secretly he’d love helping you and give you a kiss on the cheek while handing u the thing aw qt


Originally posted by sneezes

He’d be like “Yes I can help hello” and probably break the thing trying to get it down and then he’d apologize five hundred times and be like “I’m so sorry Y/N, I promise it won’t happen again ily i’m so sorry”


Originally posted by mountean

Dino would be like Hoshi and be super happy to help you and probs kick everyone that would try to get in the way and get the thing down for you and be super proud of it. He’d hand it to you and flash his biggest smile and probably expect a pat on the back or smth, he’d love being a help to you because he’s so highkey WHIPPED

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Christmas with Taehyung

Onto my lil bean, the other half to my Daegu princes, Kim Taehyung (also I’m just really excited rn bc I got the pt. 2 album and I got Tae’s photocard and I’m just really really r e a l l y happy rn) and also I didn’t realize this until two seconds ago and I literally did a double take straight out of a movie but I hit 600 followers and I want to say thank you so much!!!!

  • This is gonna feature a tiny hint of father!Tae (all of the father related posts are here)
  • This lil precious ray of sunshine
  • He’s double excited around this time of the year bc not only is it Christmas but it’s also his birthday
  • You two have lost count of how many Christmases you’ve had together bc you were best friends long before he asked you out
  • It is your first Christmas as a married couple though
  • Nothing really changes tbh except now you’re starting to form a lil bby bump that’s barely visible  
  • You manage to hide your pregnancy from Tae since you’d only found like a week ago
  • You figured since it was nearly Christmas, you’d just wait to tell him 
  • He didn’t really suspect much tbh
  • You wore his huge shirts around the house a lot more but he figured you just found them comfortable (bc they look s o comfy ight I want to raid his closet)
  • It’s actually pretty difficult to keep secrets from him purely bc your relationship’s so open
  • Like this kid couldn’t keep a secret to save his life
  • It’s pure luck you don’t find out what your presents are bc he’s always just giggling when he looks at them and you can tell he wants to tell you what they are but he holds himself back  
  • And he’s just so trusting like he doesn’t even think for a single moment you’re hiding something but you know he’ll be so excited to find out on Christmas so it’s worth it
  • He’s extremely into Christmas
  • “Taehyung, take the reindeer antlers off it’s December 2nd”
  • “NEVER”
  • “Hey bby, sweetheart, love of my life, look at me”
  • “If I turn around to see you in a Santa costume one more time Kim Taehyung is2g”
  • “…never mind”
  • He goes all out with the tree and buys way too many ornaments but it’s ight bc he also bought a mini tree for the bedroom
  • The ornaments range from typical to “you’re really going to hang a sock ornament???”
  • He definitely has one or two anime ornaments on there just bc this is Tae
  • His favorite thing to do is make some hot cocoa, put on a Christmas movie and cuddle
  • You’re not complaining bc you get hot cocoa and cuddles and you get to hear his lil giggles of happiness the entire time
  • December is just a really happy month for him
  • The smile never really leaves his face and it only widens whenever he sees anything Christmas orientated
  • When it comes time for the actual day of Christmas, don’t expect a quiet morning
  • He wakes you up at like nine by screaming that it’s Christmas and you’re just laughing bc he does it every year and his excitement never dulls
  • His excitement is contagious so you’re both just racing for the tree
  • You open all of the presents underneath and you save your announcement for last bc none of your other presents are gonna top that
  • By the time he’s done opening them up, he’s got a bow on top of his head, one on his leg, one somehow on his back and wrapping paper is everywhere
  • He molds a hat out of it at one point and is just sitting there by the tree with it on
  • You hand him his final present (a framed ultrasound picture bc cute)
  • At first he doesn’t get it bc Jin is also gonna be a dad in like a month and he thinks it’s one of Jin’s bby girl’s ultrasounds
  • He’s just so ??? bc why are you giving him an ultrasound of Jin’s kid but then you just lift his your shirt up high enough to show the bump
  • Then it’s just !!!
  • He honestly tears up and can’t stop asking if you’re serious
  • “If this is a joke, it’s the meanest prank you could ever pull, don’t joke around with this plz tell me it’s real”
  • It takes you like 5 minutes to convince him this isn’t Jimin playing around with him and then he just basically tackles you into a hug
  • He makes sure to be careful though bc not only are you his love but now you’ve got bby Kim he’s gotta be extra gentle
  • He immediately goes for the lil bby bump and is just like w h o a this is happening and he spends like a solid hour talking to it
  • His thumb is just gently rubbing the bump as he talks and it’s so endearing to watch his eyes light up with adoration
  • Christmas with Tae is filled with a hell of a lot of Christmas spirit, cuddles 25/8, and wrapping paper e v e r y w h e r e

Excerpt: And slowly, everything just seems to be so…so…so phantasmagorical.

Summary: Dan Howell is a famous musician, and on Christmas Eve, he sings to his husband.

Genre: fluffy angst

Warnings: a couple of swear words, major character death

Words: 895

A/N: :=) death by Steve Grand. JK this is a songfic inspired from Steve Grand’s cover of “All I want for Christmas is you”!! haaha d eath :=) i think it’s more immersive if you play it in the background!! :=))))) Also tysm for my waifu @asianellenpage for (being forced to) beta’ing!

It’s the 24th and Dan Howell had just returned to his house from his most recent Christmas performance.

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fratboy!luke (part 3)


a/n: hi I’m sorry I’m really bad at writing smut but I tried. anyways enjoy part three this is the second time i’ve written it bc my first try turned out like shit so sorry for the delay. 

requested: yes
word count: 3,905
warnings: smut, swearing, mention of alcohol

Fog was settling over the campus as you and Mae practically ran across campus to get to the AKΨ house. Tonight was Halloween, which meant everybody and everybody’s friend was partying. Luke’s frat was hosting a huge party, as per usual. They required everybody to dress up in some sort of costume. If not, you weren’t allowed in.

You’d spent all week trying to pick out a costume to wear. Mae suggested you go as a cat, to which you’d responded with an eye roll. Not that there was anything wrong with going as a cat, you just didn’t want to be dressed the same as every other freshman girl on campus. Instead, you’d opted to go as a soccer player. While it wasn’t any more original than a sexy cat, it was easy. You were borrowing one of Calum’s old practice jersey’s, which meant you could wear it on its own because it was certainly long enough.  White high top converse and black face paint finished off the basic look. Mae was going as a belly dancer, and you had to admit she rocked the look.

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Pupformance Unit (Puppy!Performance Unit)


  • he’s a Tibetan mastiff since they’re both tall, regal, agile, and mild
  • but it is a guard dog breed so if anything ever happens he’s always ready to fight
  • probably the sneakiest of the litter
  • doesn’t particularly care for shoes
  • but oh boy does he love eating bras! 
  • usually eats all the other puppies’ food
  • is already potty trained
  • like he can pee in a toilet hes a good boy
  • really excited when you say “WHO’S A GOOD BOY?!”
  • somehow the dumbest puppy you have ever met
  • if you block his face, he starts crying
  • ends up sleeping by puppy minghao, either on top or under him
  • always up to cuddle with his favorite human
  • and lick your face to no end
  • ok lets just say on top of being a koot pup he is also a gigantic troll
  • gets ticked off when there are a lot of strangers in the house
  • and that’s when you get to catch a glimpse of his favorite pastime!
  • pooping for no reason
  • now I just wanna reiterate that Jun is actually a v good boy
  • but he likes pooping
  • ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • please watch this video this would be you if Jun was your dog
  • and yes Jun would be the type to poop on a random stranger’s shoe when you’re tryna have a house party
  • he just wants you all to himself ngl
  • and he’s not into strangers all up in his grill
  • but with that being said he IS v into cuddle buddies up in his grill
  • he’s always down for a good cuddle/chill session
  • but if it’s another member of puppy!svt he will literally abandon cuddling and attack them no joke
  • he plays really roughly
  • like literally tackling other puppies and like carrying them in his mouth by the skin on their necks
  • and Jun also loves playing with that toy thats basically just a rope and a human pulls on one side and a dog bites on the other side
  • he’s really competitive so that game is his jam
  • he’s just really intense but also playful, smart, and loving
  • who’s a good boy?
  • Jun’s a good boy
  • :’)


  • cute mix between a border collie and something else
  • you honestly have no idea what
  • has floppy ears like puppy!dk
  • trips over his ears all the time
  • like ALL THE TIME
  • it’s v koot
  • loves to chase his tail
  • he’ll spin in circles for hours at a time if you let him
  • the only reason he really stops is he gets so dizzy he falls over
  • or he trips over his ears
  • one or the other
  • likes to bark at the squirrels with puppy!dk and do backflips when puppy!vernon breaks out the music
  • literally the most hyper puppy you will ever meet
  • tries to steal puppy!jeonghan’s spam
  • never succeeds bc puppy!jeonghan don’t need no puppy!hoshi taking away his precious spam aka the only true joy in his life
  • also gets very jealous of puppy!scoups when he gets a costume
  • especially if the costume has a cape
  • will try to take the cape so he can wear it himself
  • likes to play a game of “how many times can i touch pomsky!woozi before getting attacked” on a daily basis
  • this is quickly followed up by some tail chasing, then a round of “how many times will pomsky!woozi attack me before giving in and letting me cuddle”
  • when puppy!woozi gives in and lets him cuddle, he gets restless real fast
  • staying still isn’t his strong suit
  • gets up and brings you a frisbee bigger than his head for you to throw and plays with that with some of the other puppies
  • really likes cuddles, but can’t stay still for too long during the day so he only cuddles at night 
  • will waddle up to the other puppies when they’re sleeping and cuddle next to them 
  • other puppies place bets on who puppy!hoshi will cuddle with each night
  • favorite cuddle buddy is either shihtzu!jeonghan (bc of his soft fur) or sleeping pomsky!woozi (smol and floof + less scary than awake pomsky!woozi)
  • sometimes he’ll join beagle!scoups in your bed
  • it’s warm and makes him happy
  • you make him happy and he makes you happy! 
  • :D


  • literally the most graceful basenji pup that ever lived
  • he’s kinda medium-sized, calm, reserved, and loyal
  • when he’s inside it doesn’t seem like he has that much energy
  • but as soon as you let him go outside he’s like 💃🏻🏃🏻
  • “l8er human i’m tryna GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
  • ok and get this: basenjis actually can’t bark like regular dogs
  • so that’s mainly the reason why he’s so quiet
  • but if he’s tryna tell you something
  • it’ll literally sound like this ok so don’t be alarmed
  • and that’s what happens every time he tries to bark literally
  • so rip your neighbors if Minghao gets like really annoyed
  • which he probably will if the other pups try to cuddle him or play really roughly
  • since Minghao is a really big fan of personal space
  • and he’s really tolerant of people and other animals but if he ever gets super mega annoyed he’ll literally give you this look like
  • “………………………………………..why”
  • also Minghao hates going to the vet
  • like no one could ever figure out why
  • but calm, mild Minghao will literally go berserk as soon as he sets foot in the vet’s office
  • maybe it’s because he hates that stainless steel smell?
  • but he’s perfectly fine with randomly licking/scratching the fence post in your backyard so…
  • anyway
  • he’s also v obedient and a fast learner
  • he’s literally the poster child for using pee pads in the house
  • and legitimately if you’re not busy he’ll literally go find you and tug on your pants a little bit to let you know he just used the pee pad
  • he’s such a good boy omg
  • his favorite treats are Jun’s treats lmao
  • he’s also a v competitive pup but he’ll only listen to you so entering him in contests in useless
  • basenjis typically only form emotional bonds with one human
  • so yeah you’re p much stuck with him forever
  • but he doesn’t mind
  • and you don’t mind
  • so have fun cuddling your fluffy puppy friend for eternity


  • he’s a shiba inu because they’re both fiery, bold, and good-natured!!
  • follows beagle!coups around often because Dino likes to look up to his alpha
  • shiba!dino would appreciate it if you put a hat on him
  • it’ll make the puppy happy, so just do it
  • shiba!dino is very well mannered unlike french-bulldog!vernon
  • this puppy isn’t that hyper tbh
  • but omg don’t let puppy!mingyu eat puppy!dino’s food
  • dino doesn’t care that mingyu is a lot stronger than he is
  • puppy!dino will yap mingyu’s ear off until you give puppy!dino more food
  • when puppy!jeonghan sees this happening he’ll just walk over to puppy!dino and places BOTH of his paws on dino’s head like
  • “puppy child, stop”
  • it’s really cute because shihtzu!jeonghan is actually smaller than puppy!dino so imagine that
  • chases pomsky!woozi around the house just because woozi is smaller than puppy!dino so woozi just kinda stumbles every few steps across the floor
  • when you reprimand dino for this, dino will give you the BIGGEST puppy eyes
  • because like he’s sorry??? he was just having fun??? he didn’t want to upset you :(
  • usually spends his time rubbing his back on the carpet or grass
  • the other half of the time he’s either using husky!wonwoo as a pillow, or hiding from shihtzu!jeonghan
  • awwww imagine him climbing into the sink because he’s just so ready for his shower
  • at first he’s like “WHAT IS THIS? I’M GONNA DROWN?”
  • *cue the doge meme*
  • so hes just paddling around in there with his small paws
  • and he’s enjoying the way you’re shampooing his fur BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY BUBBLES
  • so he tries to eat a bubble, the bubble popped and he found it very amusing
  • so when you were blowing bubbles for him the next day, he took note of the bubble bottle you were holding because he’s a smart dog like that
  • now he brings you the bubble bottle like everyday because he LOVES BUBBLES 
  • not as much as he loves you though :’)

-Written by Admins Chorizo, VK, Sea, and Cali

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Captain! Michael Imagine

Pairing: Y/N and Michael

Synopsis: Michael is a captain of a ship and very cocky, what more could you ask for

Rating: Mature 

Word Count: 5622 (the longest shit i’ve ever wrote bc i fUCKING LOVE CAPTAIN! MICHAEL)

He was powerful. An icy chill ran down any crew member he walked by. Everyone knew they could never compete. After all, he was the captain of the ship.

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Christmas!5sos 1: Snow Days

I’m starting a Christmas series bc who doesn’t love 5sos in fluffy sweaters being cuddly and cute aw. none of these correlate or go together it’s just they’re all Christmas themed.


“Ash! Wake up!” You squealed loudly, jumping on your boyfriend who was curled up under the blankets in bed. Ashton’s hazel eyes peeked out from under his curls lazily, following you around the room as you leaped around excitedly. “Come on! Wake up and get dressed, it’s snowing!” You shouted again, ripping the blankets off of him and running to put on your coat and boots.

You were already wrapped in old jeans, multiple sweaters, a thick coat, a  scarf, boots, and mittens by the time Ashton trudged out of your bedroom, sweat pants hanging low on his hips as he drowsily scratched the top of his head. “Babe, there’s only an inch of snow.” He said, pointing outside to the few flakes falling from the sky and the very thin dusting of white on the still green grass.

You pouted up at him in desperation. “But, I wanna build a snowman,” You whined, forcing your lip to quiver as if you were going to cry. That was all it took for him to give in, his shoulders slumping in defeat as he walked back to the closet to retrieve his coat and boots as well. As soon as he was out of sight you did a victory dance, pumping your fist and (terribly) twerking in the middle of your kitchen.

“Saw that!” Ashton shouted from the hall, making your cheeks flame red as you quickly pretended you’d never even moved.


Snow smacked your face, flying into your nose, eyes, and mouth as you screeched in shock. They boys were laughing at your frightened face, all of them standing on the porch with wide smirks as you gaped at them. They’d asked you to come over for a Christmas movie marathon and you’d just arrived to receive snow in your face.

“You have ten seconds to run,” You seethed, your own smirk surfacing as you realized they weren’t even wearing shoes or coats. They all paled, looking at their sock clad feet and the deep snow just before their toes, glancing back to you once before they took off running. Calum was the fastest usually, but considering he was the only one without socks he lagged behind considerably and you took the chance to pounce.

You tackled Calum into the snow, straddling his waist as you showed fistfuls of snow into his face with a maniacal laugh. “I surrender, stop!” He struggled to shout through the snow in his mouth, laughing loudly and spitting the fluffy powder from his mouth. You finally stopped your attack, dropping the last of the snow from your fists and breathing heavily.

“Hey! You surrendered!” You groaned as you flipped you over, pinning you down in the snow and shaking out his hair which was filled with the icy dust. 

“I lied." He shrugged, shoving snow into your face in revenge before he pecked your lips once.


You wrapped your scarf tighter around your neck and pulled your hat over your ears, your eyes watering from the cold winter wind in your face. They were actually tears, but you decided to keep that a secret from Luke. "It’s freezing out here.” You muttered, your voice shaking as you shivered and your breath fogging up in front of you. “But it’s really beautiful.” You added, turning your laptop to let your web-cam capture the sun setting over the snowy horizon.

Luke’s voice spoke through your laptop speakers, cheekily replying, “Yeah you are really beautiful.” You laughed lightly but you struggled to keep from crying more, you really missed him. “It’s a good thing you can’t touch me because you would’ve slapped me for saying that.” He joked as you turned your computer to face you again, the balcony doors behind him displaying the nighttime cityscape in California.

“Yeah, I would have.” You faked a smirk, heading back into your house and flopping onto your bed which was way too big without Luke to share it with. You cuddled up to his pillow and pulled the blankets tight around you. “I miss you," 

His cheeky grin faded to a longing smile, his own blue eyes filling with water as well. "Only a few more weeks and I’ll be home for Christmas.” He told you softly. “I miss you too.”


“What should we start with?” Michael asked, holding up Home Alone and A Christmas Carol. “Wait, never mind, I already know the answer.” He shook his head with a small chuckle, quickly sliding Home Alone into the movie player before he flopped back onto the couch beside you. 

You curled into his lap, resting your head on his shoulder and wrapping your hands around your mug of hot chocolate with a tiny grin of content. “I love this movie,” You muttered and ignored the way he rolled his eyes jokingly, he’d heard it a million times before.

“I know you do, (Y/N),” Michael replied, resting his chin on top of your head and holding you tightly to his chest. “I’m so glad we got the holidays off,” He muttered, “I don’t think I could’ve survived a Christmas without you." 

You didn’t bother to reply, cuddling your face into his neck and breathing in he scent to get the familiar sense of home. Other’s enjoyed the smell of their own home after a long vacation, but your home was Michael. 


And now it is time for my lowkey spirit animal, a total cutie with dimples as deep as the ocean that just make him look so adorable I wanna hug him, Kim Namjoon aka Rap Monster aka joon

  • Visuals first bc I need it
  • I have such a love and appreciation for blonde!joon tbh
  • Blonde hair just makes him look s o !!!!!!
  • But there is one hair color of his that is still my favorite to this day and that is the purple hair
  • Especially when they added in like a tiny touch of pink at the very top and it was just like the icing on the cake 
  • I would be s o down for the purple hair to come back tbh like it’s my favorite, he made it look so amazing and beautiful and it made him look ethereal and just like a soft lil teddy bear that you just wanna squeeze and hug and kiss his cute lil face
  • It was also a bit messy and laidback which is one of the reasons I love it so much
  • It made him look like an angel tbh and I love it so so much so that is the hairstyle that superhero!joon has
  • His style wouldn’t be any different from normal!joon’s, which can I just say I love joon’s style and I love that he expresses himself through his clothing
  • Plus he always looks really fucking cute in his lil outfits like 10/10
  • Like he makes all those cute sweaters and jackets and hats and glasses all look so good Kim Daily is just wow I need more of it
  • He would have the power of telekinesis, the ability to move things with your mind basically
  • He would use his powers to help people but he also uses it to play around with his friends sometimes
  • Like oh what’s that you’re gonna take a drink of your water ?? Nope lol that shit is gonna be floating now oops it’s suddenly levitating away oh no better go get it
  • He only does it when he’s bored or when he’s just in a playful mood
  • Bc when Namjoon is playful, he’s an actual child and it’s so precious to see this smol lil teddy bear just spring into action and he’s running around with the other boys, he’s playing along with whatever joke they’ve got going, he’s being an adorable lil goofball
  • And everyone automatically knows he’s the one doing it bc he’s just sitting there laughing his ass off bc it never gets old
  • Just seeing that initial shock on their face when it first moves is enough to send him into a giggle fit that literally has him on the floor
  • “I’m glad you think this is funny but giVE ME MY DAMN WATER BACK”
  • This AU is gonna take place is a town where superheroes aren’t really this !! thing it’s kinda like oh ight cool you do you dude
  • So everyone knows he has powers, everyone knows he’s got a few friends with powers too but everyone’s super used to it so no one’s super !!! when they find out
  • Half of the people in town don’t know who does what like they know someone can read minds, they know someone can control fire, someone’s forever flying above their heads but it’s just like another typical Tuesday afternoon
  • But there’s always a way to find out, like there’s that one friend that somehow knows the person who can fly and can call them to come help
  • It happens to Namjoon a good bit but he doesn’t mind at all
  • There have been times where people lock themselves out of something and need him to unlock the door, there are times when someone loses their bracelet and needs his help finding it, all sorts of things really
  • He gets asked to get things from the top shelf a lot
  • He can’t tell if it’s bc he’s tall and has long arms or if it’s bc they know about his powers but either way, he’s no stranger to love the top shelf
  • That’s actually how he meets you
  • You two had bumped into each other here and there bc you went to the same café but you had never spoken besides the mumbled “oh sorry”
  • You were in the library, looking for a book you needed for an essay that happened to be on the very top shelf
  • The book suddenly floats down and of course, you get all !! bc the fuck just happened wait no
  • Like you’re scrambling to get away from the shelf and end up bumping into a table and it’s so not how Namjoon wanted this to happen
  • He’s immediately like wait no shit I didn’t mean to scare you I was trying to be cute I should’ve done it by hand I’m so sorry are you okay I’ll buy you a band aid do you need one
  • Once you realize what happened you kinda just start laughing bc here’s this total cutie who looks nic E as fuck turning all cute bc he’s genuinely worried you’re pissed off at him for scaring you
  • He gets really ??? bc wait what why are you laughing is this like a sarcastic laugh before you tell me to fuck off
  • You reassure him you’re not mad, that you were just kinda surprised that your book suddenly started floating around
  • “Can I have my book btw??”
  • “What if we made a trade?? Your number for this book”
  • You know either way you’re getting your book but you decide to take the opportunity to give the total cutie your number
  • “It’s a deal”
Swear I can taste it

Word count: 2841

Warnings: Smut 

Pairings: Haruka/Makoto/Rin also Rintori on the side

Summary: Stripper AU. Rin’s a stripper. So is Makoto. Rin might have a crush on him. He might also have a crush on Haruka but he’s pretty sure those two are into each other. Things happen.

Author’s note: You can blame Jenny because this is all her fault. Kat was nice enough to beta this for me even tho she doesn’t watch Free! so yeah thanks babe. The title is from a song that’s irrelevant to the fic. The title itself is irrelevant too tbh.


Rin jumps off the stage when he sees Haruka walk in and yells “Sousuke, change with me” to the back. Sousuke groans but does what he is asked to do. There are some complaints from the guys who were watching Rin just a moment ago but he doesn’t care.

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