Title: “Two reasons why don’t try poppers: #1 You look too much gay even if you are gay #2 It’s bullshit”
Comment: Selfie on poppers. I’m starting a new project in which one I will be doing polaroid selfies on different drugs/substances. I absolutely don’t care how I look in these photos, I am only interested in authenticity.
Trevor Philips:I abhor hipsters. I eat them for fun!
Michael De Santa:Hipsters love saying they hate hipsters.
Trevor Philips:Well, I really fucking do!
Michael De Santa:Self hatred. Common hipster affliction.
Trevor Philips:Only because I'm living out here away from the Bean Machines, and the bankers?
Michael De Santa:You're gentrifying. Soon, the skinny jeans will show up, then the skinny lattes, and then the bankers. And you'll be somewhere else starting the cycle all over again. Maybe you're not a classic garden variety hipster, but you're what the hipsters aspire to be. You, Trevor, are the proto-hipster.
Trevor Philips:I don't know what you're talking about. I don't agree with what you're saying. You're talking bullshit. And you're trying to wind me up. But I'm very, very angry, and I want this conversation to stop right away.
Michael De Santa:Hipster.
Trevor Philips:Fuck you! Fuck you, Michael! Say it again!
Michael De Santa:I've made my point. I'm not a sadist.