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You know him. You love him. BUT… How many heads does King Ghidorah REALLY have? Enjoy this new daily video! Up next: Can King Kong Survive In a Bathtub With A Toaster In It? (Theories), Does Dr. Serizawa Wear Pool Floaties? (Analysis), Do The Mothra Fairies Carpool?

*collapses into pile* I’m probably going to tweak a few more things with the colors, but this print is technically officially DONE~

NOW FOR THE KAIJU PRINT~<3

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Today’s the last chance to order at your local comic shop! Kaijumax #3, Kaijumax #3 Ryan Browne (God Hates Astronauts) Variant, Rick and Morty #3, Rick and Morty #3 Julieta Colas Variant, Letter 44 #17, Stumptown #6 and Booger Beard

The Hangover Starters
  • I can’t afford to lose somebody close to me again, it hurts too much.
  • I was so upset when my grandpa died. 
  • How’d he die? 
  • What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze?
  • I just wish your friends were as mature as you. 
  • She’s got my grandmother’s Holocaust ring! 
  • I didn’t know they gave out rings at the Holocaust. 
  • You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. 
  • I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack
  • Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. 
  • It’s at the corner of get a map and fuck off.
  • You gonna fuck on me? 
  • Nobody’s gonna fuck on you! I’m on your side!
  •  I hate Godzilla! I hate him too! I hate him! He destroys cities!
  • *Please*! This isn’t your fault.
  •  I’ll get you some pants. 
  • It’s not illegal. It’s frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
  • One of the side effects of roofies is memory loss. 
  • You are literally too stupid to insult. 
  • We uh, stole it from these dumbass cops. 
  • I should have been a fucking cop. 
  • You’re not really wearing that are you? 
  • Plus it’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one. 
  • You’re… such a bad person! Like, all the way through to your core! 
  • Whose fucking baby is that? 
  • You are a fucking moron! 
  • Your language is offensive. 
  • Fuck you! 
  • Do you know if the hotel is pager friendly? 
  • Jesus, he’s like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit. 
  • I lost a tooth!
  • I’ve found a baby before. 
  • I look like a nerdy hillbilly! 
  • Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit’ll come back with you.
  • Hey, you guys ready to let the dogs out? 
  • There’s a jungle cat in the bathroom! 
  • You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he’s kind of a sweetheart. 
  • Who was that guy? He was so mean! 
  • Quid pro quo, douchebag. 
  • Toodle-oo, motherfuckers.