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*collapses into pile* I’m probably going to tweak a few more things with the colors, but this print is technically officially DONE~

NOW FOR THE KAIJU PRINT~<3

Godzilla 2014 Appreciation Post!!! 

Because….Godzilla is amazing! THE KING OF THE MONSTERS #FTW

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Oh yeah…and…THIS

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Now everyone do the Godzilla DANCE!!!

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Today’s the last chance to order at your local comic shop! Kaijumax #3, Kaijumax #3 Ryan Browne (God Hates Astronauts) Variant, Rick and Morty #3, Rick and Morty #3 Julieta Colas Variant, Letter 44 #17, Stumptown #6 and Booger Beard

I hate how Godzilla 2014 was faithful to the Godzilla series, because I’ve never actually seen any other Godzilla films besides the 1998 one. Human’s should not be the focus of a Kaiju film, except literally every other Godzilla film in history.
—  Pretty much every negative reviewer of Godzilla 2014.

30 Day OTP Challenge: Day 8 - Shopping

Godzilla HATES shopping for groceries. Godzilla would rather be home playing DS than go grocery shopping but Mordecai ALWAYS makes him go grocery shopping even though HE KNOWS what Godzilla wants so there’s NO REASON to even make him go! It’s so stupid! All they have to do is use Amazon prime! They’re already paying for it so why not use it?

The Hangover Starters
  • I can’t afford to lose somebody close to me again, it hurts too much.
  • I was so upset when my grandpa died. 
  • How’d he die? 
  • What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze?
  • I just wish your friends were as mature as you. 
  • She’s got my grandmother’s Holocaust ring! 
  • I didn’t know they gave out rings at the Holocaust. 
  • You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. 
  • I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack
  • Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. 
  • It’s at the corner of get a map and fuck off.
  • You gonna fuck on me? 
  • Nobody’s gonna fuck on you! I’m on your side!
  •  I hate Godzilla! I hate him too! I hate him! He destroys cities!
  • *Please*! This isn’t your fault.
  •  I’ll get you some pants. 
  • It’s not illegal. It’s frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
  • One of the side effects of roofies is memory loss. 
  • You are literally too stupid to insult. 
  • We uh, stole it from these dumbass cops. 
  • I should have been a fucking cop. 
  • You’re not really wearing that are you? 
  • Plus it’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one. 
  • You’re… such a bad person! Like, all the way through to your core! 
  • Whose fucking baby is that? 
  • You are a fucking moron! 
  • Your language is offensive. 
  • Fuck you! 
  • Do you know if the hotel is pager friendly? 
  • Jesus, he’s like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit. 
  • I lost a tooth!
  • I’ve found a baby before. 
  • I look like a nerdy hillbilly! 
  • Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit’ll come back with you.
  • Hey, you guys ready to let the dogs out? 
  • There’s a jungle cat in the bathroom! 
  • You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he’s kind of a sweetheart. 
  • Who was that guy? He was so mean! 
  • Quid pro quo, douchebag. 
  • Toodle-oo, motherfuckers.