hatedates

  • ROXY:john i know all about ur little hatecrush on cranky rubyshades
  • JOHN:what!! i--- dave's lying to you he's just trying to mess with me!!
  • ROXY:dude it was just from observation
  • JOHN:what?? shit!
  • ROXY:yea u get mad nervous around each other like theres somethin u dont wanna acknowledge
  • JOHN:augh... dammit. yeah. i think its true....
  • JOHN:sorry roxy :( i love you a lot and didnt wanna mess up what we have
  • ROXY:lmfao
  • JOHN:??
  • ROXY:dude its ok i know how the troll shit works im p open minded about it what w/ bein raised by chess ppl in neo troll land
  • JOHN:...what are you suggesting?
  • ROXY:u can go on ur lil hatedates with scarf girl im not gonna dump u cause its a different thing
  • JOHN::o
  • ROXY:but only if u let me hatedate ur sister---
  • JOHN:WHAT
  • ROXY:john ur sister is damn fine but also annoying as shit i want to kiss her
  • JOHN:IS EVERYONE GAY???
  • ROXY:bisexual lol
Caliborn thinks he's being clever, AKA hatedate with Eridan

Caliborn had been planning for this for quite a while now, but he hadn’t thought this step through. He was honestly shit at coming up with dates and while he wouldn’t admit it out loud, he knew it. It made him a little nervous that he hadn’t thought about this first part of the date and he was hoping that his nervousness didn’t show. Eridan was bringing candles for some reason and he didn’t know what he expected. He couldn’t cook for shit, so during the preparations he slipped out of his respiteblock and managed to successfully alchemize food this time. Food that wasn’t just disgusting goo and grease in a bad. Alchemized McDonald’s food, he remembered enjoying it on Earth so he figured, why not? He made ten burgers for himself and a kid’s meal for Eridan, which included small fries and a single chicken nugget.

He brought it back to the room and tossed the toy out of the obnoxiously colored box, replacing it with a single brick. That should do nicely.

He had already run preparations in his little torture chamber and everything was in place. The biggest issues at hand were the initial date and getting him there. He wished himself luck and shot a message Eridan’s way to let him know he was ready for him to show up.

– unmitigatedUmbrage [uu] began jeering calibornsAquarium [CA] –

uu: HEY. JACKASS.
uu: EVERYTHING IS READY. GET YOuR FAT ASS OVER HERE.
uu: AND DON’T SET ANYTHING ON FIRE WITH THOSE STuPID CANDLES YOu’RE BRINGING. OR WHATEVER.

-unmitigatedUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering calibornsAquarium [CA] –

anonymous asked:

Relationship between knights of breath and rage?

Knights have a great relationship. It goes from 0 to 100 on all fronts, be it in hatedance

or bromance

or being cute as heck.

They have a a good communication and even if it needs to be worked out at some points, it works in general both when someone needs cheering up, a partner in watching dumb movies or solving out personal problems.

Rage and Breath also have a great relationship. We’re talking about being best bros who understand each other even if disagreements arise due to having different views on the world,

having a crush on each other

and making out.

In other words, Rage and Breath have a great setup for pale and red romance.

Summa summarum: Knight of Breath + Knight of Rage = Very tight moirailship that has 100% chance on ending up in matespritship (sooner or later, depending on personalities).