Send a number for our muses to do something fluffy!
➊ Go on a hatedate ➋ Cuddle in bed ➌ Build a pillow fort ➍ Buy each other roses ➎ Eat out in a special restaurant ➏ Read fluffy fanfiction of their favorite ships ➐ Sing karaoke ➑ Give each other a massage ➒ Taking care of their sick partner ➓ Watch a sappy movie together
Caliborn thinks he's being clever, AKA hatedate with Eridan
Caliborn had been planning for this for quite a while now, but he hadn’t thought this step through. He was honestly shit at coming up with dates and while he wouldn’t admit it out loud, he knew it. It made him a little nervous that he hadn’t thought about this first part of the date and he was hoping that his nervousness didn’t show. Eridan was bringing candles for some reason and he didn’t know what he expected. He couldn’t cook for shit, so during the preparations he slipped out of his respiteblock and managed to successfully alchemize food this time. Food that wasn’t just disgusting goo and grease in a bad. Alchemized McDonald’s food, he remembered enjoying it on Earth so he figured, why not? He made ten burgers for himself and a kid’s meal for Eridan, which included small fries and a single chicken nugget.
He brought it back to the room and tossed the toy out of the obnoxiously colored box, replacing it with a single brick. That should do nicely.
He had already run preparations in his little torture chamber and everything was in place. The biggest issues at hand were the initial date and getting him there. He wished himself luck and shot a message Eridan’s way to let him know he was ready for him to show up.
– unmitigatedUmbrage [uu] began jeering calibornsAquarium [CA] –
uu: HEY. JACKASS. uu: EVERYTHING IS READY. GET YOuR FAT ASS OVER HERE. uu: AND DON’T SET ANYTHING ON FIRE WITH THOSE STuPID CANDLES YOu’RE BRINGING. OR WHATEVER.