hated youth

Things I have learned by joining the local Methodist Church’s coffee & knitting circle (where I am the only person under 60 years old):

  • How to double knit very, very quickly
  • Mrs. Jonson on the third pew won’t mind her own business, bless her heart. And she buys her pies pre-made for all the church functions.
  • Ways that women cheated the system in 1950s Texas to get into college and start careers. Including a memorable “He told me I wouldn’t last a week, but then 6 years later, I had to let him go because his production was way down.” *drinks sip of coffee*
  • We Might Be Conservative But Gosh Darn That Trump Bless His Heart He Doesn’t Know Anything About God Or Texas
  • And On That Note, God And Texas Are The Only Good Things Left In The World. Erin Write That Down.
  • How to rescue a dropped stitch and make it look like it never happened
  • Public schools and inclusive, desegregated education will single-handedly save the world
  • Sharing recipes is a sacred bonding and community-building tradition that rivals the greatest political negotiations and land deals in history
  • “It’s better that you prefer girls honey, the Boyfriend Curse doesn’t apply to your girlfriend and a lovin’ god’ll keep on a-lovin. You better make that girl a sweater.’” 
    • (Boyfriend Curse = knit a sweater for a boy and he’ll leave you when you finish it)
  • Mrs. Barbara’s husband cheated in ‘76, resulting in a divorce. She thought it was the end of the world because her youth had already passed, but now she’s an engineer and married to a kind, good man who she met when she went back to college in ‘79.
  • “The only things you can trust in are God, your good sense, and the wisdom of those older women you grew up admiring. The rest is crap.”

Welcome! You’ve got dads! 

this took so long, and it feels like a waste cuz i only like how craig and damien turned out also i kinda like cult joseph, anyway,,,

  • York: From now on, we'll be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One.
  • York: North is "Been There, Done That".
  • York: Carolina is "Currently Doing That".
  • York: South is "It Happened Once In a Dream".
  • York: Wash is "If I Had to Pick a Dude".
  • York: And CT is...
  • York: Eagle Two.
  • CT: Oh, thank God.

I’ve already been to the hospital today for a cyst if you think this is gonna bother me or upset me you messaged the wrong blog anon.  It’s funny how all you cowards hide behind your little screen. Ya’ll got some issues if you think that telling me trans people are pathetic because people won’t accept them is going to get you anywhere.

Okay, why don’t you go home have your entire family stop speaking to you, lose all your friends, girlfriends, boyfriends, people, whoever the fuck would date such a douche individual. Clearly you have nothing better to do with your time then to send anonymous hatred to a blog who literally does nothing but tells people to be themselves, encourages self improvement, positivity, and helps prevent suicide.

So you think children, vulnerable youth and people should die? That’s cool. You know what that makes you? I don’t even have to curse because you my friend are mean spirited person and karma is gonna get you.

This message has no meaning or power until you give it power. I don’t give a fuck if you think I’m pointless? For real? are you 12? Could you not come up with a little more creative insult? The only pointless thing about this is your intent. 

But you keep trying chugging along on that one way train headed to no where, kisses boo :*