So for some reason my period likes to come on the busiest week I have. Fuck you Uterus. Well thanks to my grandma for knowing her herbs. Cinnamon actually shortens your period, I went from seven day periods to light four day periods just by drinking cinnamon tea twice a day.
Everyone with a vagina knows they gotta put up with some bullshit from mother nature every month (usually). If you’re like me, periods can be celabratory because BITCH U AINT PREGNANT! Ima give u some tips to make your period a lil less hellish and hopefully even a lil shorter.
1- Wear pads at night. I know they arent the most comftorable thing but TSS is far more uncomftorable I promise you. I don’t trust sleeping in tampons because of the risk of them staying in for too long. (Always change your tampons every 5-7 hours)
2- Heat relieves cramps and also helps blood flow. Soak a washcloth in hot water and put it over your abdomen, sit in a hot bath, take a hot shower, sit in a sauna ect
3- Stick to drinking strictly water and tea (same thing) this will help with breakouts, fatigue, headaches, bloating, ect. Peppermint, ginger, and chamomile tea are great for cramps.
4- Ive noticed that the less I snack on shitty foods, the shorter my period is. I cant back this up really, but cutting out candy, chips, soda and replacing them with water and fruits has helped end my period quicker.
5- AVOID SODIUM LIKE THE PLAGUE
6- Wear cotton underwear and preferably not too tight pants/shorts just so you can let your cootchie breath.
7- Lmao y’all are gunna hate me for this but honestly working out on your period works wonders. It gets the blood flow going, gets rid of cramps, andddd (my fav thing about periods) your metabolism is fastest during your period so eating healthy and excercise can actually help you lose a few pounds. When I was trying to lose weight i hit a platue and my period helped me get past it.
8- Carry 5 tampons with you, an extra pair of panties, tylenol, and a water bottle wherever you go. Also mark your calender or get Period Tracker app so you can be as prepared as you can for when your period decides to ruin your day. When you are on your period, wear dark clothing and bring a jacket/long sweater so you can either tie your jacket around your waist to cover your ass if you bleed through. This is also great if you’re like me who need to wear pads and tampons and want to cover the underwear lines.
9- MY FAV TIP. Masturbating atleast twice a day (but no ones stopping you from going on more) helps with cramps and speeds up blood flow to end your period quicker. Amazing. Sex is also good for this but I personally hate having sex on my period, that dick be high fiving my period cramps like they a team or some shit.
This is all I could come up with so hopefully it helps you. Stay smart, fresh, and beautiful my lovely hoes.
Things I hate more about my period than my period.
2. Pads twisting while you wear them
3. Tampons that give you horrible cramps
4. Having to wear the pads because tampons make you cramp
5. Crying for no reason
6. Being a couple days late
7. Being a couple days early
8. Having no motivation because your vagina is screaming
not wanting to impregnate, be impregnated, give birth, be a parent, or be around kids.. has nothing to do with the Asexual Struggle. and i’m really tired of people in the ace community pretending it does.
adoption, surrogacy, intrauterine insemination, and in vitro fertilization are all options. sexual intercourse isn’t the only way to be impregnated or become a parent. and considering asexuality isn’t about sex, it’s about sexual attraction.. and plenty of aces desire and have sex.. not wanting to have sexual intercourse to create a child isn’t some ace-specific issue.
i HATE being on my period because i’m so bloated and i have insane cravings and i always want to give up and i can’t even weigh myself because i’m too afraid to see how much i’ve gained just from being bloated
Summary: Reader is on her period and just want to cuddle with Bucky.
A/N: Well, I know there’s like a thousand period fics with Bucky but I had to do it. Hope you guys like it!
It was the period of the month I hated the most; my period. When I’m like this, everything makes me mad or weepy. Everything. Yesterday, Natasha killed a fly and I couldn’t stop crying, but come on! It had a family, maybe even some kids, and now Natasha murdered it in cold blood. They all teased me and it just made me cry even more. So, today I decided I wouldn’t leave my room. I would just stay there and cuddle with my boyfriend.
I woke up around 11 am, feeling cramps and a really strong headache and I thanked myself for already having told everyone to don’t expect me on the gym or at anywhere else today.
I rolled myself on the bed in an attempt to lay my head on Bucky’s chest, letting a frustrated groan out when I realized he wasn’t there. I lazily opened my eyes to search for him, but he clearly wasn’t in the room anymore.
“F.R.I.D.A.Y?” I called it in a sleepy voice.
“Yes, Ms. Y/L/N?”
“Right now he is training with Mr. Rogers.”
“Can you ask him to come over? Please?” I begged.
“Sure. I will do it right away.”
“Thank you.” I was still laying in my bed with my entire body covered in the blankets as I waited for Bucky, grumbling.
“Ms. Y/L/N?” I heard the robotic voice calling me.
“Where’s he, F.R.I.D.A.Y?”
“Mr. Barnes asked if it’s important or can wait until he’s finished”
“Ahhhhhh” I huffed. “Just tell him to come here, please.”
About five minutes passed until I heard the knock on the door, followed by it opening and I didn’t even bothered to see who it was.
“Hey, doll.” Bucky said as he entered the room. “What’s wrong?” I heard him closing the door and walk to the bed.
“Nothing.” I said with a muffled voice since I had a pillow on my face. “I just want to cuddle with you” I took the pillow off of my face and looked at him, pouting.
“Aww.” He giggled and sat by my side on the bed. “Couldn’t you wait until I had finished my training with Steve?” He put his hand on my cheek and caressed it.
I slightly shook my head in a no as I laid it on his lap. “I’m with cramps.”
“Oh…” He nodded as if everything had started to make sense. “Come here.” He opened his arms so I could cuddle with him.
I slowly sat up and placed my head in the curve of his neck and both my legs stretched on his lap and on the mattress beside him. He put his right hand in my back and the left one on my thighs, where I laid my both hands as well.
“Do you need anything?” He asked with a concerned voice.
“I just need you.” I babbled.
“You’re so sweet, doll” He put his hand on my chin and pulled my face in front of his and I couldn’t help but smile and seal his lips with mine. “You know I just need you too, right?” I nodded, still smiling. “I love you.”
“I love you too, babe.” This time he was the one smiling. He pulled me into a quick but passionate kiss, and as soon as we stopped it I returned to rest my head on his shoulder and took a deep breath.
“Eh… You know, I said a just need you but I may also need ice cream.”
why do more womyn not know about reusable menstrual pads???
they’re cute as fuck, often customizable, usually from small businesses (tons of etsy stores run by moms), significantly cheaper in the long run ($7-$15CDN for one), they last 5+ years EACH, and you just throw them in the wash with your laundry.
they’re cool as fuck and made me hate my periods soooo much less.
message me and we can talk about them!!!