hate you okay bye

OOC:Let me just say this~

Lets all be honest; there is a day and a night crew here on tumblr– And sometimes it’s hard to always stay connected to each other be it with memes, threads, IC/OOC etc! 

So just know that when you are rping with me, you’re always welcome to toss me an ask for a meme that was posted while you were at work or asleep. Just because it was blogged during the night doesn’t mean you get left out. Just make sure you send the contextual part of it as well! 
IE 
♔ : to see how my muse reacts to your muse _Doing a fuckin thing_ 

or  

  for a starter with _what ever theme_ 

Don’t ever feel like the time has passed with me; if you really feel like it’s a bother (I get it- anxiety strangles the best of us) then don’t hesitate on sending me a message! Don’t feel bad for messaging me asking for permission! Chances are I’m going to say 
“WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?! SEND ME ALL THE GODDAMN MEMES I AM A MEME TRASH WHORE PLEASE FEED MY CRUTCH.” 

Then just thank your lucky stars we aren’t in person or my crippling anxiety would probably embarrass MYSELF by slurring Crutch into crotch and there’d be some sort of awkward silence because we’re all awkward potatoes trying to hide our awkward little potato sprouts. 

Okay I’ll go home now. 
Back to your regular posting you glorious little fuckers <3 

just wanted to let you all know I love you OvO 

i hate small talk or even going beyond the ‘how are you –’ conversation, because it just makes me uncomfortable, and when that happens I tend to come of as rude when I look away or seem uninterested in speaking to you. I’m sorry? I’m sorry I don’t have much going on in my life or that I am not saying much of anything. I’m not the talkative type as it is, don’t make it worse by putting me on the spot and making me feel more anxious and uncomfortable.

Things I hate about summer/warm weather:

  • the warmth
  • humidity
  • bugs
  • sweating
  • all the PEOPLE walking around aka crossing in front of your car without using the cross walk
  • bugs
  • seriously the sweating
  • Trying to dress while considering the temperatures outside/in your car/at work/at home/etc.
  • BUGS
  • humidity yes again because like a) it’s annoying but b) I can’t breathe well when it’s humid bc I had asthma as a kid and I always start wheezing again ugh.
  • all those people going OMG IT’S SO NICE OUTSIDE!!11!!! 
  • no it’s REALLY FUCKING MUGGY AND HOT JFC 
  • (and also you know those’ll be the same people in like 2 months all OMGGG when is summer gonna END, they think I’ll forget but I will not.)
  • THE BUGS OKAY THE BUGS

Things I like about summer/warm weather:

  • ?????
  • fruit gets really good
  • ????
  • i mean maybe ice cream and sorbet and froyo but lbr you can enjoy that when it’s like pleasantly 60 or 70 and not muggy and like doom
  • heck I enjoy that in WINTER whatever
  • ???????? 
  • seriously nothing else
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I Hate Your Stupid Yellow Shorts

AU where Louis’ family moves out to the country and he isn’t having it at all.  It doesn’t matter how big the garden is or how nice the pool is.  He hates the country.  And despite his mum’s poorly executed matchmaking attempt, he doesn’t care much for Harry the pool boy either.  Don’t even get him started on how ridiculous his stupid yellow shorts are because they are the worst.  Meanwhile Harry, for some reason, seems hell bent on changing Louis’ mind.  Which is fine, but Louis isn’t gonna cave.  He’s not.  He does, however, want Harry’s chocolate cake. And Harry wants a date. So perhaps they can work something out.  (OR the one where Louis gets the cake and Harry gets the boy.) 

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Chp 1~~Chp 2~~Chp 3~~Chp 4~~Chp 5~~Chp 6

Okay, I should explain a few things. Yes this is my tweet. No I did not mean to come off as rude like everyone has thought. Basically what I was saying was “what did you expect? You’re Jack’s girlfriend. Of course they’re going to comment that stuff.” It was not meant to be rude, and if that’s how you took it I am sorry. But really raging about it all over tumblr and Instagram isn’t the best thing in the world. Having my friends tell me that I’m all over tumblr and Instagram just because of one tweet, it made me feel that as if someone who makes one mistake in this community will be killed or something. We’re better than that, we really are. Okay, I’m wasting a lot of data for this since I’m on my way to school. @wiishu I am sorry for coming off as rude, that was not my intention. By the way, your outfit was cute. I liked it.

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“I guess I just realized how amazingly screwed up [humans] all are. I mean, really, really screwed up, in a monumental fashion. And they have no purpose that unites them so they just drift around, blundering through life until they die… which they… they know is coming, yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to them. They’re incapable of thinking about what they want beyond the moment. They kill each other, which is clearly insane. And yet, here’s the thing – when it’s something that really matters, they fight. I mean, they’re lame morons for fighting, but they do. They never… never quit. So I guess I will keep fighting too.”

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rip me