hate ur guts

@kidgeweek - Day 4 - AU

The high school shoujo AU no one asked for

done in Photoshop, Sai, and ClipStudio for the manga effects :P

(disclaimer: I used a few references here, but mostly from the Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun manga if anyone cares to know, such as a few manga panels and so on to get an idea for the outfits and junk. It is horrendously hard to narrow down a shoujo manga art style that isn’t absolutely ridiculous apparently lol)

(also listen to My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU season 2′s opening. It made this happen. Not even kidding.)

all sunyoul ships, described in 4 lines of dialogue

jinhoo: “wow it was such a good day today yein :) thx for helping me control the kids. you did well during broadcast today”
sunyoul: “guys do you hear something”
jinhoo: “…uh i’m right he-”
sunyoul: “go minsoo i told you to check the expiration date on that tuna before serving it to us look what it did to me i’m hearing ghosts are you happy now”


kuhn: “yein let me feed you this thing”
sunyoul: “but i can feed myself”
kuhn: “no u can’t i stole that job and it’s mine now”
sunyoul: “…ok”


sunyoul: “go minsoo i hate ur guts wow i can’t believe we’re roommates you make me so frustrated i want to burn your entire closet”
sunyoul: “go minsoo do you wanna die bc i can arrange that”
sunyoul: “go minsoo you’re my favourite up10tion member and you’re fun to be around and i don’t actually hate you but don’t tell the others it’s a secret i better not hear u saying anything with ur big stupid mouth”
kogyeol: :)


sunyoul: “nobody ever listens to me… i need someone friendly and warm and loud that will help my voice and opinions be heard and help me open up more, but will also listen to me when i need it and comfort me and understand when i need a quiet space”
wei: “hey i’m lee sungjun and i think we might be debuting together?”
sunyoul:
sunyoul: “oh my god i have a fairy godmother”


bitto: “we might seem awkward or not close but it’s just because we’re both kind of quiet around each other. we feed off of each other’s negative social energy. really, we’re like, best friends in real life. we’re in the same group. we hang out all the time.”
sunyoul: “yeah. uh. what um, what he said.”
bitto: “we’re really close. i bet yein knows my birthday from memory.”
sunyoul: “of course, buddy! it’s, um. it’s feb…gust…pril…ary… the fifteenth?”


sunyoul: “wooshin my precious gorgeous prince look at you look at your face wOw i can’t believe i exist at the same time as such a perfect individual. truly a work of art. da vinci himself wouldn’t be able to recreate such a masterpiece”
wooshin: “…”
sunyoul: “…”
wooshin: “…i love you too <3”


gyujin: “i genuinely cherish you and care about your feelings”
sunyoul: “um sounds fake but ok”
sunyoul: 
sunyoul: “but for real… me too”


hwanhee: “hyung i miss u”
sunyoul: “what did you say sweetie"
hwanhee: “i said i hope you get run over by a tractor and i never have to see your ugly face again”
sunyoul: “same here bitch i wish we left ur flat ass in new york when we had the chance”


sunyoul: “my sweet darling son xiao wow what a precious smol bean let me take care of you and feed you and give u affection-”
xiao: “haha aww thanks mom you’re so sweet”
sunyoul: “-and adopt you and create a new identity for you and live with you forever-”
xiao: “woah woah woah wait what” 


tag yourself (+ a friend)!

elsannaheadcanon  asked:

Modern AU: Anna has a big-time crush on Elsa but thinks the blonde doesn't know she exists. Desperate for advice, she starts texting her bestie, Kristoff, for help. Problem: Kristoff recently got a new phone on a new carrier. Anna gets his # wrong and is now texting Elsa instead. Elsa starts off confused but quickly realizes what's happened and plays along. When the truth is revealed, Anna wants to die in embarrassment. Elsa won't let her, though, because they have a date tonight at 7.

YES, I love it!


3754: Oh come on, don’t be mad. That’s going to be no fun.

4664: i can’t believe u
i actually CAN’T BELIEVE U

3754: What can’t you believe

4664: lying
all the lies
YOU ARE FULL OF LIES ELSA AND I HATE UR GUTS

3754: Do you? Because I seem to remember…
“omg kristoff u just don’t know how adorable those sparkly blue eyes are and her teeth are perfect and her fcuking legs i am a gay i am just so much g a y tr as h”

4664: STOP THAT U CAN’T DO THAT U ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE MY OWN WORDS AGAINST ME ITS NOT FA IR

3754: Isn’t it, though?
Isn’t it?

4664: nooooooooooooo ;~;

3754: Just make sure you’re wearing a nice dress, Anna. My dates must look classy if they’re going to be seen out with the Homecoming Queen.

4664: IFSDHPIUSDFHPJUADYDUWPYEF

3754: Sorry you seem to have sat on your phone ;)

4664: ……kill me now pls

goldfishers  asked:

069 bc 😏😏😏😏 also congrats on 400 I hate ur guts

I would tell you to fight me, but then I’d have to do that bio project alone, so I’ll let it slide. ((You know what, Madiha? No one asked you to share so much of your sass and I’m tired of it. Also, you’re getting Bucky, hope you don’t mind.)) 

Originally posted by stanxstan

You hadn’t been away all that long, only a couple of weeks, but Bucky couldn’t help himself. Since he met you, this was the longest time you’d ever spent apart, and with all the crazy messed up things that happened in his life, could you really blame him for worrying? 

Still, you didn’t expect to come home and find the place in total havoc. Bucky was laying flat on the floor in the middle of a disaster zone; furniture was broken, decorations littered the ground, everything but the couch was in complete disarray. 

You might have thought someone came in and threw Bucky around, and now he was either dead or unconscious, but he didn’t have any blood on him. Somehow he hadn’t heard you walk in, so you caught him pressing his palms into his eyes and groaning in boredom. 

“What. The hell. Happened?” At the sound of your voice Bucky shot up off the floor. He looked like he wanted to run over and hug the life out of you, but he knew better than to try it when you were mad. 

“You were gone a long time and I missed you so much that I kinda ruined the house… sorry?”

How? I wasn’t even gone for three weeks!” You ask incredulously, and despite Bucky’s better judgement, he steps closer. He knew for a fact that when you hugged him he got less angry, maybe it was the same for you. 

“Yeah but that’s still a long time.” He defended, weaving his arms around your waist and giving you his best puppy dog eyes. 

“You’ve been on missions longer than that!” Bucky’s nose brushed against your jaw and he cuddled into your hair. 

“I still do it, just with Hydra agents instead of chairs.” Which was a little worrying because the chairs were in literal splinters. 

“Still, we have no furniture Buck.” And his response was a long, loving kiss to prove how much he missed you. 

“We don’t need it. As long as you’re here we could be living in a dumpster for all I care.” His lips started moving down your jaw and you couldn’t say you didn’t miss this. 

“Good, ‘cause it’s looking like we will be.” Bucky laughed against your collarbone and picked you up like you weighed nothing. 

“At least I didn’t touch the bed.” He smirked. 

life seems to get easier if you think of yourself as a persona protagonist

Rereading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: Chapter Nineteen - The Servant of Lord Voldemort

- FUCKING GOD DAMN we just got the trio to finally sit down and listen to the real story and now motherfuqin snape is coming in here INTERUPTING PEOPLE AGAIN. like damn does hogwarts not teach manners or????

“You fool,” said Lupin softly. “Is a schoolboy grudge worth putting an innocent man back inside Azkaban?”
BANG! Thin, snakelike cords burst from the end of Snape’s wand and twisted themselves around Lupin’s mouth, wrists, and ankles.

ah yes because that is the RATIONAL THING TO DO APPARENTLY???!?!? fuck u snape.

- also sirius is NOT about to take snape hurting lupin lightly he’s literally hopin up like ‘AW HELL NO’ 

“Professor Snape - it - it wouldn’t hurt to hear what they’ve got to say, w- would it?”

sad when the the 13 year old is the voice of reason in a room of adults.

- okay yeah snape is getting pretty scary up in here; i didnt remember him being this fucking crazy. the words used to describe him are ‘deranged’ and ‘beyond reason’ soooo if that tells you anything about the situation lol

- also FUCK the fact that he keeps calling remus ‘the werewolf’ like wow dude really

“Of course,” Lupin breathed. “So simple…so brilliant…he cut it off himself?”
“Just before he transformed,” said Black. “When I cornered him, he yelled for the whole street to hear that I’d betrayed Lily and James. Then, before I could curse him, he blew apart the street with the wand behind his back, killed everyone within twenty feet of himself - and sped down into the sewer with the other rats…”

yo fuck peter pettigrew, but the dude is smart. like people think he just tagged along with the others and was stupid but dude is SMART.

- hahahahah rons trying to be say scabbers has lived so long because of diet and exercise like OK DUDE LETS BE REAL…. 

“Harry…I as good as killed them,” he croaked. “I persuaded Lily and James to change to Peter at the last moment, persuaded them to use him as Secret-Keeper instead of me…I’m to blame, I know it… The night they died, I’d arranged to check on Peter, make sure he was still safe, but when I arrived at his hiding place, he’d gone. Yet there was no sign of a struggle. It didn’t feel right. I was scared. I set out for your parents’ house straight away. And when I saw their house, destroyed, and their bodies…I realized what Peter must’ve done…What i’d done…” His voice broke. He turned away.

fuck. 

- watching nasty ass peter pettigrew transform from a crusty old rat into a crust old dude would probably scar me for life

- HA sirius is putting peter on blast rn. hes like ‘rumor has it ur crew hates your guts’ and peters trying to be like huh wut BUT HES DYING ON THE INSDIE

“Er - Mr. Black - Sirius?” said Hermione.
Black jumped at being addressed like this and stared at Hermione as though he had never seen anything quite like her.

fucking hermione granger. leave it to her to be cute af in a moment of hostility. and sirius is right; NO ONE has seen anything quite like her. 

- sirius is going into detail about his time at azkaban, talking about how seriously depressed he was and how awful everything has been. and then just decides to tack onto the end ‘btw harry, great quidditch match mate!’ lollll like BYE

“Believe me, Harry. I never betrayed James and Lily. I would have died before I betrayed them.”
And at long last, Harry believed him. Throat too tight to speak, he nodded.

DONT MIND ME I JUST HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

“Ron… haven’t I been a good friend…a good pet? You won’t let them kill me, Ron, will you…you’re on my side, aren’t you?
But Ron was staring at Pettigrew with the utmost revulsion.
“I let you sleep in my bed!”

hahahahha oh ron. i like that this is the worst possible thing that peter could have done to him.

“You don’t understand!” whined Pettigrew. “He would have killed me, Sirius!”
“THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!” roared Black. “DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS, AS WE WOULD HAVE DONE FOR YOU!”

things are getting too real rn.

- ok so like…. lupin is saying that harry is the only one who can decide what they get to do with peter and um..NO??? like ya peter is responsible for the death of harrys parents but sirius is the one who went to FUCKING PRISON FOR THIS MAN. HARRY IS 13 YEARS OLD, THE FUCK HE KNOW ABOUT JUSTICE?

- hahahaha omg i totally forgot snapes been passed tf out this whole time damn

Ron’s face was set. He seemed to have taken Scabbers’s true identity as a personal insult.

god i love ron.

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