hate to leave

2x08 summary- Magnus’ POV

Alec: I need you to throw my brothers rune ceremony

Magnus:

Jace: I know you had sex with my brother, I felt it

Magnus:

Maryse: I heard you liked to drink

Magnus:

Max: *freaked out* How much of you is a demon?

Magnus:

Clary: I hate Simon! I’m leaving this party

Magnus:

Jace: Maryse just tried to kill me! Look at the non-existent axe in the wall!

Magnus:

Iris: *steals Magnus’ spell book*

Magnus:

Raj: I wanted to know if you were up for a threesome

Magnus:

Clary and Jace: Clary can make runes and has pure angel blood that could potential destroy the whole downworld but we wanted to be secretive

Magnus:

Shadowhunters: *exist*

Magnus:

third or fourth consecutive night of Real Bad Dreams:

  • a hatch in the middle of a parking lot that led into some underground cavern? only with no stairs or ladder leading down. a couple older women made a young man and woman just jump through the opening, like a twenty foot drop. heard bones breaking. half of dude’s face was crushed. he kept talking, looked exasperated
  • a woman (one of the women who made the couple jump into the cavern) letting a man w/ one hand fuck her from behind on some railroad tracks, apparently in exchange for allowing her to have her pit bull eat some more flesh off his wrist stump (the dog having human skin in his teeth somehow had something to do w/ aforementioned cavern couple/was absolutely necessary to the plot of the dream)
  • one-handed man was post-coital grinning as the dog ate part of him
  • a white blonde teenage boy looking for his little brother. evil older women from before had something to do w/ the disappearance. i went into a police station to talk to a really condescending english detective about it and left screaming at him. tom hardy was there

Dead cold hands.