hate the wife

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10 Black Shows I’d Like To See On Netflix

1. Martin

2. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

3. Moesha

4. The Parkers

5. My Wife & Kids

6. The Wayans Bros

7. Kenan and Kel

8. Smart Guy

9. One on One

10. Everybody Hates Chris

How Dan and Phil probably broke up #19
  • Dan: *walks into something and trips*
  • Phil: baby can't you see
  • Dan:
  • Phil: yoU'Re fALLinG

anonymous asked:

Okay so i have this question: WHY THE HELL norwegians take off their shoes before get in a house??? i dont even take off my shoes in my own house

UMMMM????? BECAUSE SHOES ARE DIRTY???? We’d rather not wash our floors 4 times a day? Do you leave your shoes in front of the sofa/ bed then?
And what if you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and your feet/socks would get so dirty because there had been shoes there the whole time??!!

Every time I see a meme about Asians taking of their shoes I’m just blown away because how tf is that an Asian thing. If someone came into my house with their shoes on is kick them the fuck out.

BTS Masterlist

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Drabbles

Jin

nothing yet

Yoongi

  1. Balance
  2. Drabble #2

Hoseok

  1. Sweaters

Namjoon

  1. Songwriter
  2. Date Night, Interrupted

Jimin

  1. Let it Go

Taehyung

nothing yet

Jungkook

nothing yet

Firsts w/ BTS Special

Jin

nothing yet

Yoongi

nothing yet

Hoseok

nothing yet

Namjoon

nothing yet

Jimin

  1. First Time Getting a Pet

Taehyung

nothing yet

Jungkook

nothing yet

Moodboards

nothing yet

Jin

nothing yet

Yoongi

  1. Confessing his love

Hoseok

nothing yet

Namjoon

nothing yet

Jimin

nothing yet

Taehyung

nothing yet

Jungkook

nothing yet

MTLs

  1. Date a shy girl
  2. Date a musician/singer
  3. Date a redhead
  4. Date someone who likes hip-hop
  5. Kiss on the first date
  6. Help dye your hair
  7. Have a secret girlfriend
  8. Fall for someone quiet
  9. Watch crime shows with their gf
  10. Spend all day watching movies, chatting, and cuddling
  11. Go to an EDM festival

Outfits

  1. Ideal Date
  2. Couple Halloween Costumes
  3. First Date

Jin

  1. Crafting

Yoongi

  1. Studying
  2. Playdate w/ your child

Hoseok

  1. Hiking

Namjoon

nothing yet

Jimin

  1. Coffee Shop Date

Taehyung

  1. Zoo w/ Taehyung

Jungkook

nothing yet

Reactions

  1. First time seeing you
  2. You (gf) being a Broadway fan/theatrical performer
  3. Their gf’s parents not speaking Korean
  4. Finding out that their gf is pregnant
  5. Best friend having a crush on them
  6. Being shipped with a fan that’s just like them
  7. Seeing you in a bathing suit for the first time
  8. You (gf) ignoring them for a book
  9. You (gf) not liking chocolate
  10. You (gf) being really good at softball
  11. Seeing their s/o playing with their child
  12. You (gf) tripping over air
  13. You (gf) leaving because you don’t want to be a mom
  14. You being cold and not wanting to ask for a sweater
  15. You saying weird things out of nowhere
  16. You (wife) wanting a girl but only having boys
  17. When you’re (wife) pregnant with twins but scared
  18. Getting in a huge argument with you (gf) over something stupid
  19. When you win the lottery
  20. You getting your hair cut short
  21. When you (gf) are nice to someone who is mean to you
  22. You wanting to be the President of the United States
  23. You (gf) fighting another girl
  24. You ignoring them because of a rumor
  25. You hating dogs
  26. Hearing you (gf) curse for the first time while making love
  27. You (gf) accidentally breaking a window, cutting your hand, and crying because of guilt/pain
  28. You laughing so hard you fart
  29. Their kid being mute/not talking
  30. You ignoring their kisses because you’re mad at them
  31. You cooking something they like, but you can’t eat it
  32. Their young son falling into a hotel pool and having to save him from drowning
  33. Their child walking in on them and their gf having sex
  34. Their baby crying when they pick him/her up
  35. Their baby crying ever time they put him/her down
  36. Their girlfriend hates her arms
  37. You (wife) asking them to kiss your pregnant belly
  38. You trying to learn their dances (w/ Got7)
  39. You having a wet dream (M)
  40. Their s/o finding out they’re a demon and wanting to leave
  41. Their s/o being deathly afraid of spiders
  42. Meeting your former friend with benefits
  43. You having a brat kink (M)
  44. You sleeping nude (M)
  45. You (gf) talking in your sleep
  46. Y/N singing a baby to sleep
  47. Their small s/o having a powerful sneeze like Taehyung
  48. Their gf getting shy because of their boner (M)
  49. Their s/o having a breakdown
  50. Their gf loving skinship but being too shy to initiate it
  51. Their gf crying during a Skype call because she misses him
  52. Seeing their s/o in a pair of short shorts for the first time, and they’re self-conscious
  53. Seeing you (idol!ex-girlfriend) crying after performing a song that reminds you of him
  54. Their s/o continuously staring at their crotch absentmindedly
  55. Catching their gf masturbating, and instead of getting shy, she gives them a show (M)
  56. Waking up to their gf crying over a dream
  57. Their s/o asking them to help wash their hair
  58. Their gf always dancing when she eats good food
  59. Their s/o sleeping curled up like a ball
  60. Coming home to their s/o wearing a onesie
  61. You hating your new haircut
  62. Their gf trying to be the big spoon
  63. You are too shy for your first time with them
  64. Goofing around their pregnant wife and accidentally hurting her
  65. They want to come inside you and have kids, but you don’t want to (M)
  66. You giving them back their hoodie because it doesn’t smell like them anymore
  67. Their motherly crush being a hardcore gamer
  68. Sexy Snaps
  69. Seeing a fan they met at a fanmeeting later as an idol
  70. You adopting a baby and surprising them

Scenarios

  1. Finding out your (gf) grandpa has cancer
  2. Trying to impress your (gf) family and failing

Jin

  1. Massage (M)
  2. Cereal

Yoongi

  1. Who Cares?
  2. Competition (ft. Jimin, Taehyung, & Jungkook)
  3. The First Daughter
  4. Powers
  5. Colleagues

Hoseok

  1. Organs
  2. Dance Goddess
  3. You Never Walk Alone
  4. Two Weeks (M)

Namjoon

  1. Fashion
  2. Mirror
  3. I Won’t Love You Any Less
  4. The Future

Jimin

  1. Competition (ft. Yoongi, Taehyung, & Jungkook)
  2. Spy
  3. Are You In?
  4. Tips (M)
  5. When You Least Expect It

Taehyung

  1. Competition (ft. Yoongi, Jimin, & Jungkook)
  2. Where Do Babies Come From?
  3. Sesame Street
  4. A Gift for Mama
  5. Softball
  6. Honeymoon (M)
  7. Not So Magical Prom Night

Jungkook

  1. Competition (ft. Yoongi, Jimin, & Taehyung)
  2. Cravings
  3. The Perfect Pillow
  4. Surprise
  5. Bubble Tea
  6. I’ll Always Be There For You
  7. We Can Be Quiet
  8. My Girl
  9. Tumblr
  10. I’m Sorry
  11. Glasses
  12. Acne
  13. Perfect Fit
  14. Two Months
  15. Daddy’s Girl
  16. Concussion
  17. Sheets
  18. Like Me, Like You
  19. Unconditionally
  20. Not You
  21. Stress
  22. Liar, Liar
  23. Happily
  24. Sister (M)
  25. Sir (M)
  26. I Still Love You (M)

Series

  1. Falling in Love Jin|Yoongi|Hoseok (M)|Namjoon|Jimin|Taehyung|Jungkook
  2. Forgetful Jin|Yoongi|Hoseok|Namjoon|Taehyung|Jungkook
  3. Mi Amor Jin|Yoongi|Hoseok|Namjoon|Jimin (M)|Taehyung|Jungkook
  4. Wedding Series
    1. Your Engagement Ring
    2. Your Proposal Outfit
    3. The Proposal
    4. Telling the Boys
    5. Engagement Party
    6. Announcing Engagement to Fans
    7. Your Dress
    8. Your Flowers
    9. Your Decorations
    10. Your Cake
    11. The Bachelor Party
    12. The Bachelorette Party
    13. The Night Before (His POV)
  5. Taking Care of the Kid(s) for the Day Jin|Yoongi|Hoseok|Namjoon|Jimin|Taehyung|Jungkook
  6. Busy Jin|Yoongi|Hoseok|Jimin (M)|Taehyung
  7. Stressed Out Yoongi|Hoseok|Jimin|Taehyung|Jungkook
  8. Studying w/ BTS Namjoon
  9. Sneaking Out Jin|Hoseok|Namjoon|Taehyung|Jungkook
  10. Announcement Yoongi|Namjoon|Taehyung
  11. Apartment Style Jungkook

Jin

nothing yet

Yoongi

nothing yet

Hoseok

  1. Camping|Movie Night

Namjoon

  1. Interview (M) Part 1|Part 2
  2. We Got Married (ft. Twice’s Sana) Part 1|Part 2

Jimin

nothing yet

Taehyung

nothing yet

Jungkook

nothing yet

Texts

  1. Everyday Texts
  2. Texting your (gf) parents
  3. You (gf) busy with work

Jin

  1. When you (gf) left scratches (M)

Yoongi

  1. Supporting y/n about a piano concert

Hoseok

nothing yet

Namjoon

  1. You fighting over Jin’s cooking (brother)

Jimin

  1. When he comes home early in the morning because of schedules
  2. Texting your (gf) parents

Taehyung

  1. Comforting y/n (gf) when her friends betray her

Jungkook

  1. When he forgot to pick up your child from daycare
  2. When he forgets your anniversary

Other

  1. Workouts you would do together
  2. Movies I would like to watch with BTS
  3. Books I would recommend to BTS
  4. Members of all groups as Disney characters
  5. How would BTS take care of their s/o after surgery?
  6. Happy Birthday
    1. Yoongi
    2. Jungkook
    3. Namjoon
4
10

You acted like the bad guy in front of her, but I know you’re hurt inside. I was aiming for that.

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So, a Water Tribe Betrothal Necklace is, traditionally, a hand-carved piece of jewelry given by a bride-to-be’s intended. It’s clear that a very traditional theme to have is a sense of roundness. This is shown by the first four necklaces shown.

The bottom two, Bolin’s, and Kya’s, differ highly from this, making them non-traditional. Now Bolin’s makes sense in the context we’re given from the show. Eska was shown to be slightly deranged and didn’t understand that Bolin wanted to get out of their relationship. The heavy-gothic themes help to show the dread, despair, and chain-like quality Bolin must feel. Despite this though, it still features a somewhat-round centerpiece like the traditional necklaces do.

But, Kya’s is also different. We found out via Word of God that Kya is LGBTA+. If she’s wearing a necklace, does this mean that her (assumed) wife carved it for her? Did Kya carve out one similarly for her wife? 

I like to assume that the design Kya wears also symbolizes how her relationship is non-traditional, just as her necklace is.

Also don’t picture Korra and/or Asami carving and giving the other a necklace.