hate the wife

anonymous asked:

Just a reminder to everyone: Now that Andy's posting selfies again, please please please DO NOT start flooding his comments with hateful comments about his wife. We don't want him to go back to not posting and the crippling thought his wife is all who cares about him. Then, she wins!!

This ^^^

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how long are you going to keep punishing people for what happened then? […] you know, the more brutal you are, the more enemies you’ll create!

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10 Black Shows I’d Like To See On Netflix

1. Martin

2. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

3. Moesha

4. The Parkers

5. My Wife & Kids

6. The Wayans Bros

7. Kenan and Kel

8. Smart Guy

9. One on One

10. Everybody Hates Chris

How Dan and Phil probably broke up #19
  • Dan: *walks into something and trips*
  • Phil: baby can't you see
  • Dan:
  • Phil: yoU'Re fALLinG

anonymous asked:

Okay so i have this question: WHY THE HELL norwegians take off their shoes before get in a house??? i dont even take off my shoes in my own house

UMMMM????? BECAUSE SHOES ARE DIRTY???? We’d rather not wash our floors 4 times a day? Do you leave your shoes in front of the sofa/ bed then?
And what if you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and your feet/socks would get so dirty because there had been shoes there the whole time??!!

Every time I see a meme about Asians taking of their shoes I’m just blown away because how tf is that an Asian thing. If someone came into my house with their shoes on is kick them the fuck out.

Political correctness is the backlash. Blaming political correctness for President Trump is like blaming the civil rights movement for Jim Crow, or feminism for rape culture, or Stonewall for anti-gay hate crimes. It’s every battered wife who has been murdered by her husband when she tries to leave. It’s “I wouldn’t have to hurt you if you’d just behave.” It’s a disingenuous rationalisation peddled by people who know they did nothing to help when Trump’s Voltron of hate was gathering steam and are suddenly terrified because the stock market is crashing. Oh, now you’re afraid? Now you’re angry? Welcome. You’re late. You spent eight years obsessing over college students’ opinions on standup comedy and now a racist clown is president. Trump is a man who believes in registering Muslims, restraining black protesters with violence, building a wall on the Mexican border and non-consensually grabbing women by the genitals – and you don’t think he has a vested interest in tamping down the dissent of Muslims, black people, immigrants and women? He is institutional silencing personified. Are you sure political correctness went too far? Are you sure we were overreacting?
—  Lindy West
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You acted like the bad guy in front of her, but I know you’re hurt inside. I was aiming for that.

Okay but serious-talk tho - Biphobia disgusts me on so many levels

Righty - I’m just here to try to spread some positivity to the wonderful people that are so often shunned from all sides for no apparent fucking reason

Pansexuals - Bisexuals - You are all so fucking amazing, do you know that?

I myself am a lesbian, there’s no way around it. Because of society - I told myself I was straight - then I stumbled into thinking I was bi - then into pan - but now I have found myself as a lesbian and that’s just how it is.

It disgusts me to see how many of my fellow sapphic ladies refuse to date bisexuals. You ARE part of the LGBTQIA+ community - I don’t get what’s so hard to understand?

“Oh but they’re more likely to cheat on me!”

“Oh yeah I like lesbian porn so I don’t mind if my girlfriend gets it on with a bisexual - we can have threesomes”

“You have to choose”

Listen - If I can’t choose to be attracted to men, then a bisexual/pansexual person can’t decide not to be.

And as for the fucking ‘more likely to cheat’ get the fuck out - seriously!
More likely to cheat than who? “Oh I hate my wife so much lol” straights ™?
And even from homosexuals - like really? We’re shunned as it is - why create rifts within our own community just because you can’t relate to them?

No - I couldn’t relate to someone being attracted to men. If my future girlfriend would be attracted to other genders than my own, then that’s her buisness, and I wouldn’t love her less. It would actually make it more amazing!
Because listen here - this shit is really important to remember:

Pansexuals and bisexuals have at LEAST double the amount of people they could potentially fall for compared to you - and STILL they choose YOU! So many stars in the sky - so many fishes in the pond - and still they decide that YOU shine the brightest in their life!

Bisexuals and pansexuals - and of course you wonderful gems that are demi, ace, poly or any other part of our family - our community - Thank you for brighting up our lives. Thank you for being you. I wish I could be like you

Originally posted by queer-positive

BTS Masterlist

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Drabbles

Jin

nothing yet

Yoongi

  1. Balance
  2. Drabble #2

Hoseok

  1. Sweaters

Namjoon

  1. Songwriter

Jimin

  1. Let it Go

Taehyung

nothing yet

Jungkook

nothing yet

Firsts w/ BTS Special

Jin

nothing yet

Yoongi

nothing yet

Hoseok

nothing yet

Namjoon

nothing yet

Jimin

  1. First Time Getting a Pet

Taehyung

nothing yet

Jungkook

nothing yet

MTLs

  1. Date a shy girl
  2. Date a musician/singer
  3. Date a Mexican
  4. Date a redhead
  5. Date someone who likes hip-hop
  6. Kiss on the first date
  7. Help dye your hair
  8. Have a secret girlfriend
  9. Fall for someone quiet
  10. Watch crime shows with their gf
  11. Spend all day watching movies, chatting, and cuddling

Outfits

  1. Ideal Date
  2. Couple Halloween Costumes
  3. First Date

Jin

  1. Crafting w/ Jin

Yoongi

  1. Studying w/ Yoongi
  2. Playdate w/ Yoongi & your child

Hoseok

  1. Hiking w/ Hoseok

Namjoon

nothing yet

Jimin

  1. Coffee Shop Date w/ Jimin

Taehyung

  1. Zoo w/ Taehyung

Jungkook

nothing yet

Reactions

  1. First time seeing you
  2. Meeting a girl who is taller than Rapmon
  3. You (gf) being a Broadway fan/theatrical performer
  4. Their gf’s parents don’t speak Korean
  5. Finding out that their gf is pregnant
  6. Best friend having a crush on them
  7. Being shipped with a fan that’s just like them
  8. Ideal Date
  9. Seeing you in a bathing suit for the first time
  10. You (gf) ignoring them for a book
  11. You (gf) not liking chocolate
  12. You (gf) being really good at softball
  13. Seeing their s/o playing with their child
  14. You (gf) tripping over air
  15. You (gf) leaving because you don’t want to be a mom
  16. You being cold and not wanting to ask for a sweater
  17. You saying weird things out of nowhere
  18. You (wife) wanting a girl but only having boys
  19. When you’re (wife) pregnant with twins but scared
  20. Getting in a huge argument with you (gf) over something stupid
  21. When you win the lottery
  22. When you (gf) are nice to someone who is mean to you
  23. You wanting to be the President of the United States
  24. You (gf) fighting another girl
  25. You ignoring them because of a rumor
  26. You hating dogs
  27. Their child having a crush on another member
  28. Hearing you (gf) curse for the first time while making love
  29. You (gf) accidentally breaking a window, cutting your hand, and crying because of guilt/pain
  30. You laughing so hard you fart
  31. Their kid being mute/not talking
  32. You ignoring their kisses because you’re mad at them
  33. You cooking something they like, but you can’t eat it
  34. Their young son falling into a hotel pool and having to save him from drowning
  35. Their child walking in on them and their gf having sex
  36. Their baby crying when they pick him/her up
  37. Their baby crying ever time they put him/her down
  38. Their girlfriend hates her arms
  39. You (wife) asking them to kiss your pregnant belly
  40. You trying to learn their dances (w/ Got7)
  41. You having a wet dream (M)
  42. Their s/o finding out they’re a demon and wanting to leave
  43. Their s/o being deathly afraid of spiders
  44. Meeting your former friend with benefits
  45. You having a brat kink (M)
  46. You sleeping nude (M)
  47. You (gf) talking in your sleep
  48. Y/N singing a baby to sleep
  49. Their small s/o having a powerful sneeze like Taehyung
  50. Their gf getting shy because of their boner (M)
  51. Their s/o having a breakdown
  52. Their gf loving skinship but being too shy to initiate it
  53. Their gf crying during a Skype call because she misses him

Scenarios

  1. Finding out your (gf) grandpa has cancer
  2. Trying to impress your (gf) family and failing

Jin

  1. Falling in Love
  2. Mi Amor
  3. Sister (mainly Jungkook) (M)
  4. Taking Care of the Kid(s) for the Day
  5. Busy

Yoongi

  1. Who Cares?
  2. Competition (ft. Jimin, Taehyung, & Jungkook)
  3. The First Daughter
  4. Falling in Love
  5. Mi Amor
  6. Powers
  7. Forgetful
  8. Stressed Out
  9. Taking Care of the Kid(s) for the Day
  10. Colleagues
  11. Busy

Hoseok

  1. Organs
  2. Dance Goddess
  3. Forgetful
  4. Falling in Love (M)
  5. Stressed Out
  6. Mi Amor
  7. You Never Walk Alone

Namjoon

  1. We Got Married
  2. Fashion
  3. Mirror
  4. Falling in Love
  5. Mi Amor
  6. Forgetful

Jimin

  1. Competition (ft. Yoongi, Taehyung, & Jungkook)
  2. Spy
  3. Are You In?
  4. Mi Amor (M)
  5. Falling in Love
  6. Busy (M)
  7. Tips (M)

Taehyung

  1. Competition (ft. Yoongi, Jimin, & Jungkook)
  2. Where Do Babies Come From?
  3. Sesame Street
  4. A Gift for Mama
  5. Softball
  6. Falling in Love
  7. Mi Amor
  8. Forgetful
  9. Taking Care of the Kid(s) for the Day

Jungkook

  1. Competition (ft. Yoongi, Jimin, & Taehyung)
  2. Cravings
  3. The Perfect Pillow
  4. Surprise
  5. Bubble Tea
  6. I’ll Always Be There For You
  7. We Can Be Quiet
  8. My Girl
  9. Tumblr
  10. I’m Sorry
  11. Glasses
  12. Acne
  13. Perfect Fit
  14. Forgetful
  15. Two Months
  16. Daddy’s Girl
  17. Concussion
  18. Sheets
  19. Like Me, Like You
  20. Unconditionally
  21. Not You
  22. Stress
  23. Liar, Liar
  24. Mi Amor
  25. Falling in Love
  26. Happily
  27. Sister (ft. Jin) (M)
  28. Sir (M)
  29. Stressed Out

Series

  1. Falling in Love Jin|Yoongi|Hoseok|Namjoon|Jimin|Taehyung|Jungkook
  2. Forgetful Yoongi|Hoseok|Namjoon|Taehyung|Jungkook
  3. Mi Amor Jin|Yoongi|Hoseok|Namjoon|Jimin|Taehyung|Jungkook
  4. Mean Boys Chapter 1|Chapter 2|Chapter 3|Chapter 4|Chapter 5|Chapter 6|Chapter 7
  5. Roommates
    1. Season 1 Episode 1|Episode 2|Episode 3|Episode 4|Episode 5|Episode 6|Episode 7
  6. Wedding Series
    1. Your Engagement Ring
    2. Your Proposal Outfit
    3. The Proposal
    4. Telling the Boys
    5. Engagement Party
    6. Announcing Engagement to Fans
    7. Your Dress
    8. Your Flowers
    9. Your Decorations
    10. Your Cake
  7. Taking Care of the Kid(s) for the Day Jin|Yoongi|Namjoon|Taehyung
  8. Busy Jin|Yoongi|Jimin
  9. Stressed Out Yoongi|Hoseok|Jungkook
  10. Studying w/ BTS Namjoon

Jin

nothing yet

Yoongi

nothing yet

Hoseok

nothing yet

Namjoon

nothing yet

Jimin

nothing yet

Taehyung

  1. I’m a Daddy?! (teaser)

Jungkook

nothing yet

Texts

  1. Everyday Texts w/ BTS
  2. BTS texting your (gf) parents (serious)
  3. You (gf) busy with work

Jin

nothing yet

Yoongi

  1. Supporting y/n about a piano concert

Hoseok

nothing yet

Namjoon

  1. You fighting over Jin’s cooking (brother)

Jimin

  1. When he comes home early in the morning because of schedules
  2. Texting your (gf) parents (funny)

Taehyung

  1. Comforting y/n (gf) when her friends betray her

Jungkook

  1. When he forgot to pick up your child from daycare

Other

  1. Workouts you would do together
  2. Movies I would like to watch with BTS (Admin Unnie)
  3. Books I would recommend to BTS (Admin Unnie)
  4. Members of all groups as Disney characters (Admin Unnie) (Admin Kura)