hate chris

anonymous asked:

Ok I don't want to watch the entire of Hedwig trying to find it (vecause it's not really meant for people my age) and I was wondering what the chris col-fur joke was?

I am going to assume you are very, very young as that is the only age group it for which it would be inappropriate.

During the one scene, Hedwig puts on a Fur And the line is “this is my sarah jessica parka”  and Darren alone added the following line on May 27, 2015 which “coincidently” happens to be Chris’ b-day  “made of genuine Chris Col-Fur.”  

He did it for the remainder of the broadway run and would sometimes add a second line such as:

“it is hard to find, but I have a contact.”

And in San Fran, where he only used the line twice,  the second time he said “made of MY genuine Chris Col-Fur.” 

But you know, he hates Chris.  Clearly. And Chris should never be mentioned to him or else it may ruin his event.  Sadly, Darren appears to not have gotten that memo and enjoys torturing himself by mentioning he who shall not be named:)

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10 Black Shows I’d Like To See On Netflix

1. Martin

2. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

3. Moesha

4. The Parkers

5. My Wife & Kids

6. The Wayans Bros

7. Kenan and Kel

8. Smart Guy

9. One on One

10. Everybody Hates Chris

A blond-haired, blue-eyed actor named Chris is playing an American named Steve, who’s fighting in a world war. Along the way, he meets a scary foreign brunette woman and takes an unlikely band of friends of different nationalities through an event, and goes up against a couple of Germans, one large and deranged, one smaller and a scientist. Steve, at some point, hijacks a plane and destroys it (and a weapon) for the greater good. Someone is looking back at it from the future, and will eventually team up with a millionaire with daddy issues and cool toys. There’s also a shield involved.


Am I talking about Captain America: The First Avenger, or Wonder Woman?