hate being so poor

2Nu haters be like:

OMG, THIS SHIP IS SO DISGUSTING AND PROBLEMATIC! AGE GAPS ARE ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE 1000% OF THE TIME! WHY CAN’T ANYONE SHIP 2D WITH SOMEONE HE’S GOOD WITH, LIKE MURDOC! MURDOC LOVES 2D SO MUCH HE KIDNAPPED HIM BECAUSE HE COULDN’T STAND BEING AWAY FROM HIM!!111!!!

New Heights

A/N: prompt by @killeralex16 , thankies! This is my very first fic with these two, and I looove this ship^^  Hope you like it!

Summary: Lev finds out that Yaku has a fear of heights, and discovers even more when he tries to help him get over this: the tiny guy is ticklish! 

Warnings: lots of fluff, tummy tickles + kissing/licking ^///^ 

Word Count: 1691


“BOoyaaaa!” Kuroo’s loud yelling voice echoed through the gymnasium as he bent his head between Kenma’s legs, grabbed him and hoisted him up on his shoulders.

Kenma didn’t even react, since he was focused on his game, and he dryly kept smashing the buttons while Kuroo ran around with him on his shoulders.

“That’s what happens when you bring that thing in here Kenma!” Kuroo said, and he childishly carried the setter around.

“That looks like fun!” Lev said, and he looked at Yaku who was busy drinking water and having a conversation with Yamamoto.

“Booyaaaaa!” Lev copied his captain, and he did the same. Diving between Yaku’s legs and bringing him up in the air as he forced him on his shoulders.

The water bottle fell to the floor, and the poor libero let out what sounded like the most horrified scream any Nekoma player had ever heard. Everyone watched how the tiny guy hysterically gripped Lev’s hair and pulled while he almost lost his balance, making the latter scream as well.

Kuroo shook his head at the chaos and finally let Kenma down, changing from a kid into a dad in the split of a second. He walked up to the first year who was struggling to keep his balance with a hysterical Yaku on his shoulders, and he quickly grabbed Yaku’s leg to keep him from falling off.

“Come on Lev, let the poor guy down. Everyone knows how Yaku hates heights,” he sighed, and Lev quickly nodded and bent down so Kuroo could help the petrified brunet reunite with the floor. Yaku scurried away and glared angrily at Lev without saying a word.

“He does? I’m sorry, I didn’t know,” Lev said, and he shrugged casually. Poor Yaku. Being so tiny and hating heights? He was missing out on such a beautiful thing! 


“Hey, Yaku-san!” Lev said, for maybe the 30th time. All along during the cleaning, Yaku had ignored him stubbornly, but Lev wasn’t planning to leave it like that. Just as the others left the gymnasium all together, he blocked Yaku’s way and crossed his arms.

“Ya-ku-san!” he said, and his tiny senpai glared at him, trying to make his way past him.

“We will lock the gymnasium!” Lev called out to the others.

“No wait! I -” Yaku yelled, but outside the sound of keys being dropped by the door was heard, and the noises slowly faded away. They all left! Yaku sighed and looked up at the taller guy, tapping his foot in annoyance.

“Look, I really am sorry about earlier. I didn’t know you’re afraid heights. I could help you with that,” Lev said, patting his own head. 

“No thanks, I don’t need your help. I’m fine. Heights just suck,” Yaku sighed, pushing the taller guy away.

“Oh come on, Yaku-san! Don’t be so boring, you really don’t know what you’re missing!” Lev said, allowing Yaku to pass him, and he followed him.

“Nothing at all! I really don’t neeee-aaaahh!” Yaku yelped when he was suddenly scooped up from the floor, bridal style this time. He kicked his legs and gripped the first thing he could reach for balance (Lev’s hair again) while he screamed in protest.

“P-put me down!” he said, struggling and kicking, his eyes squeezed shut.

“Come on Yaku-san! Open your eyes, the gymnasium looks so wide from up here!” Lev said, tightening his grip on the tiny libero to ensure him of his safety.

“Nooo! Put me d-aahahaha no!” Lev stared down at his senpai in surprise when Yaku’s frantic protests and screams turned to loud giggles.

“You like it after all?” he asked the giggling libero, and he shut one eye when Yaku’s grip on his hair grew even tighter.

“Eeehehehe nohoho y-your hahahand! Y-your hand! Put it a-away!” Yaku laughed, too scared to let go of Lev’s head to fight off the hand that was positioned on his ticklish tummy. 

“Huh? This hand?” For confirmation, Lev squeezed a little, eliciting even louder laughs from Yaku. Lev then slowly began to smile widely, and he wiggled his fingers.

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feels fucking bad that my sister and her fiancee and my niece are struggling to eat every night and I cwn only do the bare minimum!!! feels fucking bad that the only reason I’m not in the exact same position is cause of goodie (not like this is a negative just. survivors guilt?) . I got out of the skillet but have to watch everyone else in my family struggle . hate it

anonymous asked:

I hope what did chapter125//oftgkilkedme and anti//toukens didn't ruin your day. They just ABUSED of your kindness and your time, so I just wanted to say thank you for defending Touka and being so mature despite all that hate. (sorry for my poor english)

Thank you, hun! But it takes a lot more than stupidity like that to ruin our days. I just think it’s funny that they’re such punks that they have to use underhanded tactics to get what they want. But what they did only proved that they’re disgusting and underhanded – and have no real way of proving what they’re arguing.

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well i’m not fine, thanks for asking.

jason has always used his death to taunt people, especially bruce (”LOL REMEMBER WHEN I DUG OUT OF MY GRAVE? GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES”), but it’s different here. he’s genuinely trying to lighten the mood, even if it might actually be a bit of a gut-punch for bruce. a+ for effort, jason.

buuuut of course, at the end of the day, he still cares about bruce. he’s literally reaching out to bruce and his phrasing is…gentle, almost.

buuuuuuut of course, bruce shrugs it off, and jason says nothing.

from Batman Eternal #50

anonymous asked:

thoughts on jonathan?

Does my vow to be nice to him for the day apply to this as well?

Hmm, well, just in case, I’ll try and say something positive.

Um.. He’s not as stupid as he was at first. He isn’t lazy. He doesn’t hate the poor just for being poor like so many rich people do. I… I have nothing else.

anonymous asked:

hi, i was just wondering why you dislike sheith? i can see why myself but i was just wondering why u do?

okay so let’s pretend that the ages weren’t confirmed.

  • it fucking decimates keith’s character and makes him out as the Ultimate Uke Pinup Boy™. a soft delicate flower made to be touched by shiro only (gagging). and gal/ra!kei/th in sh/eith is like, why would shiro think it’s hot? shiro has ptsd from his time with the galra. and shiro is such a good guy but the shippers make him out as some “sex god dad/dy” and i’m like, well, wherever you fucking pulled that out from.
  • like even if the ages were not confirmed, their behaviors are clearly one of a mature man who has seen shit and a hotheaded teen. and the fucking size difference IDK!!! squicks me out
  • Yaoi Tropes. fucking everywhere. yaoi is pretty heteronormative in the first place, with the Big Buff Seme and the Waif Uke. (ties into the first point but w/e it still grosses me out!!). one half of the relationship is “manly” while the other is “feminine” like what kind of fucking shit is this (and all the time!! keith is the feminine one) 
  • Favors white-passing boys instead of the interracial relationships (k/lance n sh/allura) and aLWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS THEY FUCKING. MAKE LANCE OUT AS LEAST DESIRABLE. Like keith prefers shiro and it fucKING KILLS ME BC I SEE YOU, PPL WHO MAKE FICS N COMICS ABOUT LANCE GETTING HIS HEARTBROKEN. like that is so fucking colorist. just say straight up that you think lance is ugly because of his skin.
  • asian fetishization, especially light-skinned asians. i’ve seen so many “”””headcanon posts”””” where they hc keith as korean and shiro as japanese and they are grossly stereotypical and lack research put into the fucking cultures.
  • also, asian men are often portrayed as feminine, especially in (white) western media, so showing either of them (usually keith) as excessively demure only plays into stereotypes and tropes.
  • also pre-kerberos ship is gross bc keith was a student and shiro was definitely graduated. like definitely canon. (ew)

anonymous asked:

im so depressed bc i know i wont ever get to see harry bc his tickets are too expensive and i cant afford it and i will probably never be able to afford it... i hate being poor so much. no one cares about us

I’m so sorry love.. You know what, if there’s ever any competitions for shows near you, hit me up, we can enter them together like crazy! I want you to see your boy! I wish I could help you more, I really do, ahh.. Maybe one day you’ll bump in to him on the street. He’ll be touring for a long, long time! Until he’s old and decrepit probably, like Keith Richards, and you WILL see him one day! I care about you A LOT okay.