Some assorted Johnny headcanons.
💙 Smells like Palmer’s Cocoa Butter.
💙 Is asked to repeat himself at least three times a day.
💙 Hates cops even though he’s never really done anything super illegal.
💙 Hates the taste of beer. Prefers hard liquor.
💙 Actually never saw the end of Gone with the Wind, it’s like four hours long he was goddamn asleep.
💙 Hides under his porch for hours on end.
💙 Likes doggies. Knows which doggies in the neighborhood are friendly.
💙 Enjoys snacks. Especially chocolate.
💙 Isn’t afraid of snakes, spiders, rats or mice. Only afraid of people.
💙 If you slam a door to hard he’ll have a small anxiety attack.
💙 Disassociates a lot.
💙 Cares about his hair. Actively going for that fresh Sal Mineo small gay 50s teen look.