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@trashtrain

I’m telling the truth when I say this is what I thought of.

Edward being magically fused with Jon’s hat. X’D I thought of the sorting hat first but it’s still funny.

Can you imagine how annoying this would be?? Scarecrow trying to be Scarecrow then suddenly Riddler, now a hat, starts asking Riddles.

Hostages are confused, Batman is confused, GCPD are confused, everyone is just confused. Haha.

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Newt: Do you have like a first-date outfit I could borrow? Like, I don’t know, a pair of cargo pants?
Graves: Yeah I wouldn’t go with the cargo pant.
Newt: What about like a sexy hat?
Graves: I don’t even know what that is.
Newt: Helping already.

(Parks and Recreation; season 2, episode 4: Practice Date

BTS reaction to travelling with their girlfriend

Jin:

He would be so happy to finally take you some place special. When you would go out, Jin would always make sure you had a hat so you didn’t get too warm, sunscreen and water. He would love to wander around, holding your hand as you both took everything in. “This place is amazing, don’t you think? I’m glad I got to come here with you!”

Originally posted by littlecandyqueen

Yoongi:

He’s pretty used to the whole travelling thing, so it didn’t really woo him anymore. It was kind of annoying to him since he has done so much of it. But seeing how happy you got when looking at the sights made him love it again. He’d follow behind you as you pointed at every new thing. Yoongi would love watching you rather than looking at the vacation spot. “How do you always manage making things like this fun?”

Originally posted by taekookie-bts


Hobi:

Hobi would be an excited ball of energy. He’d be jumping around, dancing, laughing, smiling. He’d love being able to be with you and see your reaction to the new places. He’d skip with you down the streets, holding your hand while singing at the top of his lungs. Hoseok would pull you into a little café and order some drinks for the both of you. “This is the most fun I’ve had on a trip like this!!!”

Originally posted by omojinyounghobi


Namjoon:

He would be happy to take you on a nice trip. He’d take you on a relaxing boat ride. You’d sit and talk about everything while sailing around. Namjoon would then, of course, take you to a little clothing shop to pick out anything you wanted. He’d hold up clothes he’d think you’d look good in and laugh when you posed after trying them on. “You look really beautiful in that, jagi. I’ll get it for you~!”

Originally posted by baebsaes


Jimin:

Jimin would be the one to surprise you with the trip. He’d make plans, hand you your suit case and tell you to get your butt moving with no explanation. He would take you to explore all over your destination, take you on hikes and try to take you swimming if there was time. “We have to fit everything in! You’ve always wanted to be here so we gotta do everything, babe!”

Originally posted by k-pop-crazy


Taehyung:

He would love to take you to every place you have ever wanted to go. He’d bring snacks along when you went exploring and make sure you weren’t hungry or thirsty every time you two walked past a shop. Tae would take a million pictures of you every chance he could. “Stay right there! I gotta get a picture of you because you’re so cute!”

Originally posted by haninnoona


Jungkook:

Jungkook would be so excited. He would pack way to much and bring things he thought you would need and maybe forgot. He would take you to see everything that he could. Kookie would like to slowly walk around, talking to you about how lovely this place is. He would say it’s so relaxing to be with you here rather than having to do work. “Ahhhh…. I love being able to treat you like a princess and take you to places you’ve never been.”

Originally posted by mrspreadinglegsjungkook

smitten // josh dun

Requested by an adorable anon 💕

“The yellow hair makes me smile silly,” you whispered to your friend Tyler as the two of you watched your friend Josh on the drums. He was yet to notice the pair of you staring at him, taking in his every move. Tyler was tapping along to the beat as you stared heart eyed at the yellow haired boy.

“That’s the only reason he picked that color. He knew you’d like it,” Tyler whispered back, his eyes still fixated on his best friend. You crinkled your eyebrows as you looked at Tyler.

“No he didn’t. He told me it was a random pick out of a hat,” you said, and Tyler looked over at you.

“Just because he told you that doesn’t mean it’s the truth,” he grinned mischievously. You felt your cheeks grow red at the thought of Josh dyeing his hair yellow for you, and quickly looked back at the boy drumming. His arms worked perfectly over the drum set, and his arms flexed with every beat. 

“You’re drooling, Y/n,” Tyler teased you, and before you could retort he had walked off. You rolled your eyes, but quickly wiped your lips with the back of your hand just in case. Josh looked up and locked eye contact with you, and you smiled shyly. You quickly waved at him, your long jumper sleeve enveloping your fingers and making your hand disappear. You quickly pulled your arm back down, a tint of red crossing your cheeks.

Josh suddenly started to hit his drums aimlessly, his drumsticks flying out of his hands as he continued to stare at you. You tried to hide your laughter as he quickly picked up the sticks in an embarrassed fashion. He stroked his fingers through his hair in an attempt to make up for the failure, but instead lost his footing and stumbled a few steps. You giggled as he regained his balance, and quickly sat down to hide his red face.

You ran off to grab a drink of water, your brain whirling with all the things Josh did that made you smile. You could no longer hear Josh’s drumming, and assumed he had stopped practicing for today. A small potted plant sat next to the water fountain, and you carefully picked a yellow flower from it’s branches. You tucked the flower above your ear and smiled, wondering if Josh would notice the color choice.

As you walked back towards the stage you heard Tyler’s laughter pouring out from one of the dressing rooms, so you quickly bounced off in the direction of your friend. As you reached the dressing room door however you heard another voice whispering. It didn’t take you long to realize it was Josh.

“…and then she waved and her sleeve went all floppy. It was so cute, and I immediately forgot what I was doing and lost my drum sticks. She probably thinks I’m insane.”

You pressed your ear against the door and listened carefully, Tyler’s voice beginning to speak reassuring words back to his best friend.

“I honestly don’t think she thinks of you as insane. You’re so damn smitten, it’s hilarious.”

You heard Josh chuckle quietly, and you smiled to yourself. However before you could hide your happiness you heard footsteps, and the door to the dressing room flung open. You toppled forwards into Josh’s arms, and he grabbed you before you hit the floor. Carefully he pulled you back onto you feet, his features full of confusion.

“Sorry, I was just about to come in,” you mumbled, and Josh smiled back at you.

“No worries. I like your flower, Y/n,” Josh beamed, before heading out of the room. You were slightly embarrassed, but you turned to Tyler with a small grin on your lips. Tyler just smiled back at you.

May Zedong, who's more of a useless lesbian, you or Weiss? (Asked by anon)
  • May, her face quickly boils into a flustered mess, stumbling over her words: Wh-What!? Me? No! NO!! Not me!! Her! Her her not me!
  • May, pulls her hat down over her face and drops to a fetal position, clearly very embarrassed: Ugh. Wake me up when I'm dead.
  • Roy, one hand on his hip, the other scratching his head: Oy. Wt's ya problem?
  • Nolan, shaking his head with crossed arms, sighs: Aye, I'm tellin ya. She'll be death o' us I swear.
  • Brawnz: Oh come of guys, don't pick on her too much.
  • Brawnz, a joking smirk splitting across his face: We all know she's not a useless lesbian.
  • May, pulling her hat up: Y-you think so?
  • Brawnz, doing his best to hold back snickers: Yeah. You're much more of an "incompetent bisexual".
  • Roy, slapping his knee in laughter as him and the other boys burst out, May throws out a grumpy 'hmph!' And storms away: BAAHHAAA!! Oi lord ya sure gottuhr didn't ye.

anonymous asked:

are we getting a new senpai this month? cuase we didnt get one in march. if it's a trickster senpai HE SHOULD HAVE A CLOWN HAT. WITH ELLS

Owen: you know what we should get? the principal

Captain: I dont think we’re getting a new senpai, we just got a boi but a class clown senpai would be adorable!!

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happy birthday victor nikiforov!! here’s a present for you: a cute japanese figure skater slash fiancé! 🎁✨

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Once I’ve read @helly-watermelonsmellinfellon‘s amazing Victuuri Soulmate AU compilation I just had to draw something from it! So here it is!(finally)
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