hat tweets

I just had a dream that I was hanging out in the general vicinity of Nash Grier and he stole my large cowboy hat, which was a very important possession of mine in the dream. I asked him if he took it, but he said no. I knew it was him so obviously I was very upset by this injustice. I went to the police and proved that he had stolen it by showing he had used it as a prop in his newest video. I got my hat back and he got arrested


“You have distracted from my creative process”


Buy a baseball cap with an embroidered kanye tweet!

@Saito_Shuka: 今日広州のイベントの時のプレゼントを受け取りまして。YOU帽子いただきました!ありがとう!謝謝🙏💗写真反転しちゃった。ごめんねっ


Today I received all the presents that people sent me during the Guangzhou event. I got a YOU hat!  Thank you! Thank you 🙏💗 The pictures from before were flipped. My bad.

Here’s a picture that isn’t flipped. My face isn’t in the photo though lol.

milleadh  asked:

♪ sing it, songbird

            ❝ But he sang louder and louder inside the house,
               And no I couldn’t get him out.
              So I trapped him under a cardboard box.
              stood on it to make him stop.
              I picked up the bird and above the din I said
              “That’s the last song you’ll ever sing”.
              Held him down, broke his neck,
              Taught him a lesson he wouldn’t forget.

              But in my dreams began to creep
              that old familiar tweet tweet tweet

              I opened my mouth to scream and shout,
              I waved my arms and flapped about.
              But I couldn’t scream and I couldn’t shout,
              couldn’t scream and I couldn’t shout.

              I opened my mouth to scream and shout
              waved my arms and flapped about
              But I couldn’t scream I couldn’t shout,
              The song was coming from my mouth.