hat quotes

  • eren: YOU GUYS BROKE DOWN THE WALLS??
  • bertholt: no we didn't. reiner?
  • reiner: of course not, bertholt!
  • eren: BUT YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE THE COLOSSAL AND ARMORED TITANS
  • reiner: breaking down walls as the armored titan is my least favorite thing to do
  • Soldier 76: Where’s the rest of the team, Gabe?
  • Reaper: Well, judging by the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of that ravine. *he points towards a deep chasm* I shot lots of holes in them.
  • Soldier: GAAAAAAAABE!
  • Reaper: I have a problem, I have a serious problem.
  • Soldier: You are just, terrible, today.
  • Reaper: SHHHH. Do you hear that? That is the sound of forgiveness.
  • Soldier: That’s the sound of people rolling down a cliff.
  • Reaper: That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.
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The signs as Dr Seuss quotes

Aries: “If things start happening, don’t worry, don’t stew, just go right along and you’ll start happening too.” 

Taurus: “I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!”

Gemini: “Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”

Cancer: “To the world you may be one person; but to one person you may be the world.”

Leo: “Why fit in when you were born to stand out?”

Virgo: “It is fun to have fun but you have to know how.”

Libra: “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” 

Scorpio: “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.”

Sagittarius: “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go…”

Capricorn: “I’m afraid that sometimes you’ll play lonely games too. Games you can’t win ‘cause you’ll play against you.”

Aquarius: “Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.” 

Pisces: “Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.”

All: “Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”

Dr. Flug: You know what? Forget it. I’m not even shocked anymore.

Black Hat: Aw, that’s no fun.

Dr. Flug: This has become the norm for you, Black Hat.

Black Hat: I’ll have to try harder next time.

Dr. Flug: Please don’t.

Black Hat: I feel like I’ve been issued a challenge.

(Source: Llamas with Hats)