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TIPS FOR SHOPPING FOR YOUR TRANS BOYFRIEND

Just some tips I’ve learned over the years to help with my boyfriend’s dysphoria

•vertical stripes (makes you seem taller)
•uneven patterns such as polka dots (hides any chest bumps)
•jackets, sweaters, or vests (layers hide curves. But be sure they’re not too long. Oversized clothes make you seem smaller. Hem should be no more than 2 inches below waist)
•graphic T shirt (make sure design is higher up on the chest to hide any chest bumps)
•pants (straight fitted. Go up a size. Try to get little to no breaks.)
•round or pointed toed shoes (square toed shoes make you seem shorter)
•hats, glasses, necklaces, bow ties, skinny ties (any accessories should be kept to the upper half of their body to draw the eye up and make them seem taller)
•binders (best binder brands I know of are Underworks, and Gc2b)
•shoelifts (amazon has really good cheap ones)
• shop online for smaller men’s clothes (rue21, Zara, American Eagle, Express Men, Asos, H&M)

Send me a number and I’ll say what I prefer!

1. Fancy or casual?
2. Closet or dresser?
3. Hot or cold?
4. Meat or veggies?
5. 1 pillow or multiple?
6. 1 blanket or multiple?
7. Organized or messy?
8. Games or books?
9. Hide and watch or stand up and fight?
10. Shy or social?
11. Soda or juice?
12. Handheld or console?
13. Light or dark?
14. Scary or Happy?
15. Movies or restaurant?
16. Car or bus?
17. Carpet or tile?
18. Love or wealth?
19. Markers or colored pencils?
20. Independent or dependent?
21. Hat or necklace?
22. Poster or calendar?
23. Pain or death?
24. Science or math?
25. Shower or bath?
26. Socks or slippers?
27. Chips or crisps?
28. Secretive or open?
29. Friendship or romance?
30. Talent or skill?

all these dadvid adoption au fanfics and such are adorable but i want to see more discussion about him and max celebrating the holidays

  • david and max celebrating halloween and david lets max dress up as whatever he wants. they carve pumpkins, make pumpkin pie, they decorate the house/apartment. every parent they come across when trick-or-treating keeps saying how cute max looks in his costume and david agrees wholeheartedly every damn time. they get absolutely wasted on how much candy they get by the end of the night.
  • david inviting gwen, nikki and niel (and their family) over for thanksgiving. it’s absolute chaos but david manages to get some adorable pics of max helping cook and having fun with his friends.
  • celebrating christmas is like a dream come true for max since his parents never bothered to even get a tree, more-or-less buy him any presents. max tries his hardest not to cry but david does when max gives him gifts.
  • david accidentally gets drunk on new years thanks to gwen but it’s still a blast and no one has seen max laugh this hard since the bonquisha incident.
  • valentine’s day is a blast for david but absolute hell for max. max is astonished by the fact that people in his class give him cards and candy, so max goes out of his way to buy something nice for david. david becomes an absolute mess when max gives him some flowers, a balloon and some candy; he’s crying and hugging max.
  • st. patrick’s day is even more fun for david and max secretly enjoys this holiday too. they love the parades and they return home covered in necklaces, hats and a bag full of candy. they even managed to snag a shirt which david immediately gave to max.
  • david has max participate in a group easter egg hunt, max hates it. he enjoys opening the plastic eggs, taking the candy and putting the empty eggs back to fuck with the other kids.
  • david doesn’t really celebrate independence day since he’s canadian, but he and max love watching the fireworks.