hasselberry

Favorite Quotes from Yu-gi-oh GX (first few seasons of dub)

Chumley: If you don’t win, you’ll be on the next bus outta here.
Jaden: Chumley, we’re on an island… bus?

Crowler: You try to expel one kid, and the entire world turns against you.

Chumley: Jaden! It’s awful! Chazz has disappeared!
Jaden: And that’s awful, how?  

Jaden: And why how do you know that?
Atticus Rhodes: Because I know her. And little Sis needs a helping hand with her love life! C'mon, he stole the Spirit Keys, just for *you*!
Alexis: It’s times like this, I wish you were back in a coma.
Zane: Anyone up for just tackling them?

Jaden: You think so? Thanks Chazz!
Chazz: It’s sarcasm, moron.
Jaden: Well, okay, but if you’re going to change your name, you could do a lot better than Sarcasm.
Chazz: [wraps Jaden in a headlock] You know what I mean! 

Syrus: I can’t believe I got detention again! Mom’s gonna kill me.
Jaden: [jerks a thumb at Chazz] Just blame Sarcasm back there.
Chazz: [wraps Jaden in a headlock] The joke is old already!

(Burst Return has broken the Maiden in Love’s effect on the other Elemental Heroes)
Avian: What was I thinking!? I didn’t want to get married!
Sparkman: Oh, boy! SparkWoman’s never going to forgive me!
Both: Guy pact! This didn’t happen, okay?!
Burstinatrix: How about you 2 guys get over here right now, or I’ll tell the entire deck!?!

Pierre: Look Shepperd, I want to duel Alexis, and I’m not leaving until I do.
Alexis: [enters the room] Well, you haven’t grown up too much.
Pierre the Gambler: [looks at Alexis] My, *you* have.

Gravekeeper’s Chief: get down!
Jaden: TOWARDS the sharp object? 

Dr. Crowler: A Vampire?! What’s next, the Boogie Man? *laughs* Who would believe something so ridiculous? ( The bat flew away and goes to Professor Banner’s room, decorated with garlands of garlic everywhere)
Banner: Stay away! I know you’re out there. I have a huge horror movies collection! I know all your weak spots! (The bat has an anime sweatdrop)

Chazz: (removing his earplugs) Hey, morons, see these things in my ears? They’re called earplugs. Now start over.
Jaden: Your key! It’s gone!
Chazz: (finally noticing the destroyed door to his hiding place) What?! No! But how?
Jaden: Those things in your ears? They make it so you can’t hear doors being kicked in!

Jaden: (To robot) Do you have a translation button?

Sartorious: After all, as a new student, I don’t want to attract too much attention…
Hasselberry: Then get a new haircut!
Sartorious: Touché.

Aster: Uh Syrus, does he realize that he’s reasoning with a psychopathic alien?
Syrus: You know Jaden, he loves giving that friendship speech. 

Crowler: (about Jesse) This kid seems familiar…
Bonaparte: That’s because he’s Jaden with a southern accent!

Aster: I hope Jaden knows what he’s dealing with.
Jaden: (thinking to himself) I have no idea what I’m dealing with.

anonymous asked:

Hey, I love your blog it’s super funny and never faiks to make me laugh. I was wondering if you could do gif reactions for when Jaden, Chazz, Syrus, Hasselberry, Aster and Atticus hear their favourite song come on the radio.

(H'awww thanks sugar! The gif I picked out for Chazz make me laugh so hard every time I see it so I’ll remember this request for sure haha 😘)

Jaden:

Chazz:

Syrus:

Hassleberry:

Aster:

Atticus:

anonymous asked:

Jesse, Jim, Aster, Zane & Hasselberry headcannons when their partner is crying pls x

Jesse:
* heavens to betsy! this rowdy is actually very calm about it although some might think he’ll freak out
* okay perhaps he would freak out a little bit
* but he won’t show it
* his heart is aching of course
* he do everything he can to make you feel better
* he’ll say stuff like “til the cows come home” which means sorta like he’ll be there fo u if it takes all day and more tricky stuff like
* “NO BIGGER THAN A MINNOW IN A FISHING POND IT DOESN’T AMOUNT TO A HILL OF BEANS IF THE CREEK DON’T RISE”
* yup you probably don’t understand half of what he is tryna tell u
* but whats that matter when he holds u close to him and feel his plump lips on ur face
* unfortunately, if you’re crying much, Jesse might as well be the kind of person that tag along and cry with you, solemnly
* because Jesse is very very emotional person
* seeing you cry would break his heart

Jim:
* keep you still in his arms, making sure you’re comfortable and no one else is around
* would actually call you his baby roo
* other than exotic animal nicknames he wouldn’t talk much
* but he will be there for you a'right
* he would turn off his own system just to look after you and put all of his routines and own matters on pause
* caress your scalp while having you in his lap
* PUT HIS HAT ON UR HEAD TO CHEER U UP DUDE
* letting you wipe your tears and cry on his chest
* would rather have you letting it all out instead of forcing you to stop
* he want to release your sad emotions so they’re not inside you anymore
* it always works for him
* makes promises to stay with you the entire time and spend time with you even after you feel better
* and give you reward~~~

Aster:
* hates it more than anything
* pretty boy can’t stand you crying because he got no idea what to do
* I mean mr Phoenix is good and talented in many things but comforting crying people is a whole different story
* although he wanna know what happened/ who did this to his bae
* too dumbfounded and afraid to touch you
* you’d more likely be the person seeking comfort in him, not him giving it to you like ba boom
* but when you do just that, his charming instinct kicks in and as soon as you lean on him, his horses obey him
* he’ll be stiff, but at least he got manners to hug you back
* he begin to suggest stuff like dinner and cruises and romantic weekends
* lots of gentle, slow and comforting kisses
* “crying makes you ugly and give you wrinkles”
* he appears like a spoiled cold brat but what would he pay to see you smiling at him again?

Zane:
* daddy
* fatherly ‘pat pat’ on your back
* frozen in stone but will be your cliff
* only be interested in what happened
* not very active when it comes to emotional stuff; as some people may suspect when seeing how he treats his little brother
* seems even more stone-faced
* can he help you? now we’re talking
* Zanie would do anything for you/to help you
* seeing you cry made him realize this
* but as it seems then and there, hearing your cries was a lot to him and
* he won’t say a word
* but he’ll be there for you
* always

Hasslebae:
* wouldn’t tolerate it at all
* because Hassleberry is one of those that see crying as a weakness
* unlike Jesse, his heart hardens his like dried cement
* of course he’d be concerned for a start
* “its okay don’t be cry”
* but if it doesn’t end soon he must use other tools
* it might be a bit scary for you
* his seriosity might feel threatening in your vulnurable position
* he would shake you and tell you that crying won’t solve anything and that no problem is worth shedding tears on
* that might make you cry even more but hasselbae see this as a good thing; he made you react and take him seriously just like he wanted
* “now where’s that smile at?”
* honestly, this might result in some other drama between you two, but you may also grow closer
* problem is that you might not want to let out your cry with this tough guy cuz he’s too hard on ya
* so you’ll hold it all in and that is no good
* explain this to him and this dork might understand
* that it doesn’t just exist happy tears