hashtag the shit out of this

Active ways to cultivate positive body image:

(Because oh my god, it’s so hard, and everyone’s all like stop feeling so bad about yourself and it’s like how???) 

  • Be naked. A lot. Sleep naked. Have sex naked. Eat cereal naked. (Or naked and wrapped in a sheet. Favorite thing.) 
  • Follow beautiful, confident, (un-photoshopped) body-positive babes on the Internet. Unfollow anything that makes you feel insecure. Exposure is key. You’re not going to get it if you don’t seek it out, because the media sucks and wants us to feel like shit about ourselves so they can take our money. (Some hashtags to follow: #effyourbeautystandards #bootyrevolution #blackisbeautiful #transisbeautiful #wheelchairlife #fatkini #fatshion)
  • Lingerie. Next best thing to being naked. 
  • Self care, babe. Different for everyone. (Me? Showers, books, shaving my legs, nature walks, dark lipstick, good playlists, clean rooms, candles, sexy time.) 
  • Get ready in your underwear. Boobs = happiness. 
  • Self portraits. Be pro-selfie. Take a million selfies. Take sexy selfies. Take no makeup selfies. Take bad angle silly selfies. Take artsy tripod selfies. Take everything-is-on-point selfies. You’re gorgeous; document your gorgeousness. You don’t even need to post them. 
  • Stop with the self deprecationnnnn. Pleeeeaseeee. It’s hard to control your thoughts love, I know, but you can control what you say. NEVER insult yourself out loud. Dare I say compliment yourself out loud? (And if you can, do your best to try to body-positive-ify your thoughts too.) 
  • Sex (including solo sexy time), wine, and chocolate. In that order. 
  • Share the body love. Compliment your girlfriends. Cultivate a nonjudgemental, supportive, lift-each-other-up “we’re so cute” friend group. Everyone’s insecure. Compliment your besties. And strangers, too. Be that person that makes everyone feel good about themselves when they’re around. 

Good luck gorgeous. It’s a battle. We gotta unlearn all this societal bullshit.

How I see kpop groups and their traits

Exo: referred to as gods by the future generation; they could release an album full of high pitched screaming and still would make the best selling kpop album; china line who?; we are 1 what?; korean members with chinese stage names; don’t let the satan near you; yehet, kkaebsong; give Sehun lines

Bts: from nowhere to everywhere; hyperactive kids making good music; kids with mental health issues doing vanalism; they look at you - you faint;  shit down, beach - bitch?, ikskjuz miii; zoo; give Jin lines

Ikon: B.I, Bobby and friends; favoritism by yg; “the next bigbang”, but yg seems to forget about them so does the crowd; being hyped up then ending up disappointed; capable of doing good music but refuses to; give chanwoo lines

Got7: no mvs in the future just videos of them dabbing; b side tracks always better than the titles; acrobatics until their neck breaks; not so creative fandom name; bamx2 is big; jaCSon, hard carry by Monsta x

Winner: searching for them - error404: nowhere to be found; somewhere in the yg building; Taehyun had enough shit, wants his own band, searching for members through tumblr; capable of being unique, yg aint letting them; let them break out   

Day6: now 5live, nope, day8, members: sungjin, wonpil, dowoon, youngk, jae, chicken little, brian, younghyun; the one who has a stage name but seems like everyone is forgetting about it; dancing king; hashtag king; let dowoon sing

Astro: too much sugar in my eyes i can’t see; too pure for you; won’t ever do other than cute concepts;  michael jackson; giant maknae; voice cracks for life; new generation of flower boys

Seventeen: too many; pledis has a thing for girly boys; pledis’ only income; leg breaking choreos; adore u remakes as title tracks; no dark concepts in the future; sebeuntin; carrots, mounteen; slipping here and there; dino nugu aegi; thughao, 10:10; divaboo; noone looks like suga; jeongcheol, meanie; give china line lines

Vixx: concept kings but kinda ran out of concepts; oldschool kpop feel; from vixx ravi to solo ravi - full upgrade; one of the prettiest fandom names; endless leader bullying; serial killer; let the maknae line sing

Shinee: going strong since 2008; people seem to pay less attention to them; taemin upgraded; weird fashion taste - key; cola cola; don’t sleep on them

Infinite: dope intros - give you chills; old kpop sound, unique sound; scorpion dance, live singing + synchronized choreos; dinosaur who’s laugh can be heard without a mic; endless leader and maknae bullying; saved woollim; give sungyeol and sungjong lines

Monsta x: future strippers; stuck between hiphop and sexy concepts; wtf is going on here mvs, gay mvs; cringiest fandom name; weird noises by the rapper; damn daniel; how to learn hungarian by changkyun; abs, memes; ten years later: waiting for their first win; mosta x, moista x, monster x;  give hyungwon lines; 

Bigbang: legends; noone can dance, too lazy to dance; fashionistas; min hyorin; yg = bigbang

B.a.p: started to rise - shit happened - nobody cares about them anymore; getting killed or killing others in mvs; unappreciated dancers and rappers; high notes for life; actual meaningful lyrics

Block b: zico and the boys; biggest weirdos of them all; no friendship just business; give jaehyo lines

Nct: taeyong and the boys; pouring salt at the wounds; mess of a noise music; rotating as much that i can already see the tornado; dozens of units; horrible fashion; unnecessary ps; damn hoverboard skills; great vocals being hidden; johnny somehow managed to get out; let hansol free; give lines to everyone

Pentagon: putting them through an unnecessary scripted survival show to make people foget about some disbanded groups (4minute); sm and yg let some gems slip out from their hands, at least they are not in the dungeon; giants and dwarfs; ugly crying; lame jokes; ultrasound screams; nudity; wooyu; yutoda; give shinwon lines

Btob: being forgotten by cube; weird, extra; slowly turning into a ballad group; is minhyuk a rapper?; give peniel lines

Beast: what is happening with u cube? shit happened; new name - bea5t?;  lost their spirit after shit happned; great lives 

Suju: waiting for ot15; shit still happening; growing out of kpop; concepts don’t match their age; still waiting for kibum; don’t forget about zhoumi & henry; diaries of a married man; being succesful in the military

Nu’est: best debut song ever; had the most potential as a rookie group; pledis messed up; now they’re popular anywhere besides korea; getting worse and worse title songs; aesthetic mvs; creative fandom name; again pledis has a thing for girly boys

Ft Island: hongki and the others; awesome dope music (let’s not count puppy here); people don’t appreciate quality music anymore; this gem is lost in the ocean of cute, badass & hiphop concepts; pretty fandom name

Cnblue: another gem; better japanese releases; boring new songs because they have to fit into the kpop standard; yonghwa’s unique teeth; visuals; let the others sing

SF9: another group coming from a survival show; covering their seniors’ songs so they can’t even recognize them; thumbs up for the K.O choreography; don’t go with them to amusement parks; deep af voice maknae; park jimin 2.0; hwiyoung got them lines in roar

KNK: a bunch of idiots - literally; tall af; models af; old school kpop feels; if you hear someone laugh hysterically from afar it’s probably them; falling dramatically to the floor while doing so; choking sounds; don’t let them feed you; horlolololo; astro x knk; bullying sanha

2PM: definition of men; hella hot bodies; starting to be unknown; when was their latest first win?; manly concepts; awesome vocals; the rap is still meh; go crazy is a jam y’all; great actors

U-Kiss: so many member changes; lit songs, but not getting appreciation; don’t complain about your faves not getting 1st place like 2 months after debut - it took for them years; the first kpop fathers; they need a comeback soon

B1A4: great vocals again; don’t let them being forgotten; cnu just rocks the short hair admit it; baby i’m sorry is one of the best kpop songs; but great ballads as well

Teen top: they need to go back to their previous style; cap rocking them tattoos; hilariously funny group - watch their weekly idol; promoting as five now - anticipate their comeback

Wanna One: what even is this name; salty af that Jonghyun and Samuel are NOT in the 11; Never is still my jam; i’m not lookung forward for cute concepts; god 10 year age gap between the oldest and youngest member; still salty some trainess weren’t even in top 20 *cough* hwanwoong *cough* taehyun *cough* gunhee* *cough*; some great inventors (round clap, jeojang, etc.) and psychos and a lot more.

Everyone please note that i dont mean to offend neither the groups neither the fans. its just for fun and me being 100% sarcastic by these statements. i love and respect these groups with all my heart!
sorry, its a bit long.

Voltron Instagram Headcanons (pt. 1)

this post is a bit different. :3

part 1 | part 2

Keith’s Instagram:

  • Keith doesn’t have much of a formula/ethic on instagram
  • It consists of lots of red things, lion related merch and occasional photos of Lance being annoying/adorable/everything in between
  • He’s curious on why he has so many followers because, why would 9k people want to follow him?
  • Keith likes to post his injuries online for fun just to watch the disgusted comments roll in
  • Every selfie of his has the same comment, ‘cut your mullet’ by Lance.
  • Every selfie.
  • Ever.
  • Favourite hashtag to use: #dafuq

Lance’s Instagram:

  • Lance really loves Keith.
  • A lot of his photos are of Keith being aesthetically pleasing
  • This counts when Keith wears blue, plays with animals, or gives Lance affection in public.
  • Lance also really loves aesthetic
  • Most of his photos are his legs because, DAYUM, those legs are leggy
  • He also just loves blue so, random blue shit is sprawled out on the page
  • Bi and VERY PROUD.
  • Makes white jokes in every caption
  • Makes puns in every caption
  • Generally makes fun of Keith in every caption
  • Refuses to put bible verses in his bio because ‘what if it’s not funny enough?’
  • Keith knows his bf is going to hell
  • Favourite hashtag to use: #everythingisblue

Shiro’s Instagram:

  • Lots of photos overall.
  • Most of them are of himself, Allura, or space.
  • Sometimes all three.
  • He just loves posting about his gf
  • People follow his blog bc either ‘relationship goals’ or ‘oh no, hes hot’
  • Shiro is hot tho so…..
  • All his photos are very candid
  • Almost all of them have no filter
  • His favourite day is Woman Crush Wednesday because ALLURA IS ALWAYS HIS WOMAN CRUSH.  
  • Every Wednesday, without fail.
  • No wifi?
  • Too bad, Shiro will somehow get a photo of her up.
  • Favourite hashtag to use: #shallura
  • He is honestly such a dork.
I Ship It // Finn Wolfhard Imagine

MASTERLIST

It was a Saturday night and you were hanging out with the cast by the pool. You were sitting on the side dipping your legs in the pool as you watched the boys play chicken. Jaeden was on Wyatt’s shoulder and Jack was on Finn’s. Jaeden reaches over and knocks Jack off of Finn’s shoulders,

“YEA JYATT JYATT JYATT” Wyatt and Jaeden chant

“The greatest ship of all time” You yelled throwing your hands up

“Well Jyatt is no Y/S/N” Jack says. Finn’s eyes go wide and he hits Jack on the shoulder whispering,

“dude shut up”

“What?” You asked having never heard yours and Finn’s ship name before.

“Uhh nothing he said nothing” Finn says clearly hiding something. You take your legs out the pool and stand up,

“I uhm have to go to the bathroom” you say going inside. You walk inside and pull out your phone typing in

#Y/S/N in Twitter, then Instagram, and finally Tumblr

Holy crap, you thought to yourself

How have I never seen this before

There were MILLIONS of things with your ship name on it. There were edits of all your “cute” moments. There were photoshopped pictures of you two kissing, fan fictions, conspiracy theories on why you two might be hiding your relationship to the public

Y/S/N was EVERYWHERE

But what got you the most was a video. It was a video compilation of all Y/S/N moments.

All the times he’s made you laugh

All the times he’s looked at you like nothing else in the world mattered

All the times you two had joked around and never looked happier than when you were with each other

You sat in the bathroom letting this ship blow your mind and you finally decide to walk outside.

“Hey Jack can I talk to you for a second?” You ask. He gets out of the pool and follows you inside,

“What’s up?” he asks and you hand him your phone with the #Y/S/N open on it

“What the hell is this?!” You say loosing your cool

“Uhhhh well that’s yours and Finn’s ship name” he says uncomfortably

“What is it?”

“Well a ship is when people think that-”

“I know what a ship is” you say, “Why have I never seen it before??”

He hesitates to answer but finally gets it out, “Finn’s been trying to keep it from you..You left your phone alone one time and he uhh found a way to block the hashtag from reaching your timeline” he finally gets out

“Why would he do that?!” You ask. Jack looks at you hoping you’ll pick up on the hint so he doesn’t have to tell you,

“Does he…is it..Jack?” Jack continues to stay quiet.

“Shit does he like me?” You ask nervously

“He does feel something for you that starts with an L and has four letters”

You look down at your feet and say,

“C-can you send him in here” Jack nods and leaves to go get Finn. Finn walks in with a towel around his waist drying himself off from the pool,

“Hey Y/N what do you n-” he stops seeing the ship name open on your phone,

“Look I can explain” he says and before he can start to, you grab the sides of his face and pull him into a kiss. He kisses you back grabbing your waist,

“Does this mean Y/S/N is a cannon?” He says. You chuckle and pull him back into a kiss

advice for people in school, taking notes

yo, since it’s that time of year, here’s my unsolicited advice on how to take notes. it’s primarily for college or high school folks but i suppose anyone who is in a positive to take notes could use this.

here’s the advice:

make your notes as CASUAL as possible. by which i mean, put them in your voice, make them funny, use memes, write out information as if you were texting it to your friend, curse!, use everyday phrases and weird internet speak, relate it to your life if possible!, fucking hashtag that shit, relate it to things you like, write out academic articles like they are just Drama happening to your friends, etc etc– do this in class and when doing the readings and when making studying guides for tests!!

even if you are taking notes on the reading and you have NO IDEA what is going on (real talk: im doing reading for my english masters right now and i have NO IDEA what this man is saying), try to get the basic gist or even if you can tell the writer feels negatively or positively towards a particular subject, WRITE THAT SHIT DOWN. 

Here are honest to god, some examples from my notes right now:

  • I have literally no idea what this man is saying– it seems to be something about God?– the difference between learning stuff just for the sake of learning and learning stuff to make order and sense and “find God” 
  • Culture is the study of perfection and goes beyond religion because we make up religion and culture is about more than us?? its possible that’s what this dude is saying. i give it a 60-40 shot.
  • DONT TRUST MACHINERY. EVERYTHING IS MACHINERY. WEALTH IS JUST MACHINERY. CULTURE MATTERS OVER MONEY/MACHINERY/RELIGION/EVERYTHINGGG. GOOO CULTURE!
  • will he ever writer a sentence shorter than 8 lines long??? #probablynot
  • I am not totally convinced by his culture= perfection argument but then again that could be the exact opposite of what he’s saying. 
  • “Another newspaper, representing, like the Nonconformist, one of the religious organisations of this country, was a short time ago giving an account of the crowd at Epsom on the Derby day, and of all the vice and hideousness which was to be seen in that crowd; and then the writer turned suddenly round upon Professor Huxley, and asked him how he proposed to cure all this vice and hideousness without religion. I confess I felt disposed to ask the asker this question: And how do you propose to cure it with such a religion as yours? How is the ideal of a life so unlovely, so unattractive, so narrow, so far removed from a true and satisfying ideal of human perfection, as is the life of your religious organisation as you yourself image it, to conquer and transform all this vice and hideousness?” 10 – I mean i do fuck with this part tho
  • He’s at Oxford. Fucking loves Oxford. On Oxford’s dick

the point is, i clearly don’t really know what’s going on, but hopefully the professor will clue me in and i’ll at least have some idea of what he said by the end of it. plus just writing your notes in a fun casual way is going to make reading back over them SO much more enjoyable and memorable! (there’s science to back this up but i gotta finish this work so no time to fact check myself now just trust me)

alright, advice over. good luck with school dudes!

[OH Also, if you write a direct quote in your notes– ALWAYS WRITE THE PAGE NUMBER. you’ll need that shit if you use it in a paper.]

Things I've actually said

Like in a real life conversation

“Disrespect me like that again and I’ll punt your son”

“Did they really just sexualize a razor??”

“Stay #hydrated” (yes I said hashtag)

“I know you hate me with a passion but you should tolerate me because I brought you eclairs”

“Gasp”

“Okay okay serious question guys… When you brush your teeth which row and which side do you start on?”

“Looking at pictures of the eclipse can make you blind I read it in a NASA article so fight me”

“Ok ok but hear me out. Bears don’t do shit but shit so don’t tell me I can’t prosper just because I sleep all day. Bitch”

“What did I say about talking while I’m interrupting?”

“I’ll call you later I’m bathrooming.”

“You literally just snatched my shoulder”

“Keep talking and imma beat your ass. Nothing special. No pistol whipping, no slapping you so hard you’ll see a galaxy far far away uh uh. None of that. Imma simply beat ya ass.”

“I got thick thighs and I tell no lies”

“Actually I just lied, I got thick thighs and I still lie.”

“I won’t know what to name my first child though. I have to think about all that in advance because if not I’m gonna look around the room and pick an object. My baby’s name is gonna turn out something like Pissbowl or Papertowel because I can’t with all that pressure.”

“That cat popped out the bush and stared at me like he was the baddest bitch. He was. And he knew it.”

“I don’t fuck with arachnids.”

“Why you gotta throw that ass in a circle? Don’t discriminate the shapes. WHY DON’T YOU THROW THAT ASS IN A SQUARE HUH??”

“Do mosquitoes have thanksgiving in August because I feel like a goddamn feast rn”

*looks in mirror* “Stfu no nobody asked you so fight me bitch” *stares at mirror in shock*

“If men ain’t shit and girls ain’t loyal where the hell do I go?”

“Really? Right in front of my salad??” (You’re damn right I use memes in my everyday conversations)

“Gasp part 2”


{that’s all I think. I’m pretty dumb but that makes for a good story so feel free to use these for prompts. Just tag me in it cuz I feel the need. The need for read. Ok I’m sorry I got like 3 hours of sleep okay.}

NHL Bitty Interlude - Conflict of Interest

Jack, Eric, and Chris aren’t the only Samwell alums floating around the NHL. Holster spent a season or two in the AHL and decided it wasn’t for him, but he’s networked into something a little more his speed.

Feat. Linesman Holster, dirty Schooners, and a frustrated Eric Bittle.



Eric’s on his back with his legs in the air when the linesman skates by and says sternly, “I’m sorry, we can’t allow this kind of reckless behavior before the game has even started.”

Eric rolls to the side and pushes himself up, ready to sass the hell out him, when he sees exactly what breed of asshole he’s dealing with. 

And it’s only the best kind.

“Holster!” He squeals, startling his teammates before launching himself into Adam Birkholtz’s arms. Even with the pads Holster is able to wrap his arms around Eric and lift him off the ice. 

“S’up, Itty Bitty!”

Carter swings around at the commotion. “Going to go easy on him, Birkholtz?” he asks, practically bouncing on his toes at the prospect of a penalty free game.

“Fuck, no,” Holster pulls a face and drops his hands to Eric’s shoulders, spinning him around to face his teammates. “Bittle’s been playing really dirty.”

“He’s kidding,” Eric says quickly, waiting for Adam to agree, but the moment doesn’t come.

“I’m really not, little bro.”

Eric’s stomach drops. “What?”

Adam taps a beat out on Eric’s shoulder pads, not quite soothing, more of a, “I’m your friend, and I’m about to give you some hard love,” kinda thing. 

“We had a full-on league meeting about you. None of the guys want to get labeled as homophobic for dishing out penalties, so you’ve been getting away with a lot.”

That’s…news to Eric. 

“Y’all have been going easy on me? I’ve just been defending myself.”

“Bro. There’s a reason Bob keeps using the hashtag ‘Bad Bittle’. You should have been ejected in Columbus.”

“Shit.”

“Yeah. Between you, Morin, and Forrester it’s pretty much ‘typical Schooners hockey’. But no worries, I told the higher ups I’d wouldn’t pull any punches.”

“Oh. Um, that’s…good? I guess.”

Holster shakes his head.

“Oh. Well, I guess I’ll have to be on my best behavior, won’t I?”


The Schooners lose. By a fair margin. On the bright side, it may be the most accurately called game in the last ten years. On the not-so-bright side, Eric spends a solid eight minutes in the penalty box. 

And every time Holster skates by the sin bin, he gives a happy wave.

The last time Eric climbs out of the box, he skates past Holster and says, “Hope your hotel has good security.”

Adam laughs, big and booming like Eric’s missed some joke. 

“Bitty, didn’t Jack tell you? I’m staying with you tonight!” 

If we’re being honest we all kno the real reason civil war happened was bc Steve called out Tony for being homophobic and Tony was like “What the hell man at least I’m trying like I said hashtag love wins what else do u want” and Steve was jus tired of his shit so him and his boyfriend Bucky whooped Tony’s ass with their gay friends

Hi Tay, it’s Katelyn :) I saw that you’d said your biggest insecurity is your hair, and I get insecure about my natural hair as well, so here is a picture of me being happy n stuff while embracing what I’ve got in support of you. I also wanted to update you on my life a bit because I haven’t seen/talked to you for real since 2015… so if you like to read more, that would make my heart so happy. Love you sister. xo

Oh, the things that have happened in the last two and a half years. Clearly I’ve grown up?? I wouldn’t be surprised if you don’t even recognize me. I’m 17 now!! Been through some rough patches, had a major heartbreak and a half, lost some friends, made some new ones, you know… life. I’m feeling okay right now though. My friends are the best fucking people in the entire world. I’m not kidding. I successfully weeded out all of the toxic people who had constantly been making me feel miserable, and now I’m the happiest I’ve been in a long time. A lot of those friends, sisters at this point honestly, I have known for years because of you and they are THE best people to spill to and spend time with. Some of my favorite moments in the history of..ever.. have come from doing absolutely nothing with them, but also somehow turning it into the best day ever. In the tags I’m gonna add a hashtag filled with some of the posts that mean the most to them, so please fill my heart and take a look at that if you do happen to read this ! I’ll probably do a separate one for myself too, just so that you can see what you’ve been missing (mine is gonna be all over the place so just a warning in advance lol). I’ve been busy as ever– sleep is a myth tbh. I’m on the board for a handful of things at school, working, looking out for my sisters, and pretty much just trying to keep on holding my shit together in general. Not to toot my own horn, but I’ve also gotten funnier and I think you’ve noticed this.

I didn’t really have anything ÜBER important to tell you about, I just wanted to talk to you. The other night I was reminded of just how many fans you have and how hard it must be to keep up with all of us (props !!!!). Sometimes it makes me feel forgotten, but I know that isn’t the truth. Thank you for doing that too, checking in on us, you’re incredible babe. I really miss your sweet self and your bone-crushing hugs :( I hope you’re proud of me and how much I’ve changed myself for the better. We better reunite on tour my girl. Take care of yourself and see you soon (I’ll be at release week 😉) !! I love you, always.

PS: I’m SO happy that you’ve finally found a relationship that’s worth your time and energy. You’ve always been deserving of the very best– that will never change. You’re fucking radiating and it’s so exhilarating and contagious!!!!!!!!

sargonofakad  asked:

Why are you such a hypocrite? If Trump didn't attack Syria (which he did to destroy the chemical weapons plant in the area) you'd be blaming him. But now that he's taking action, you're still blaming him? Btw, there's proof those chemical attacks were fake news, attempted several times over but only getting attention now for Lord Trumps powwrplay. So those charities don't help LMAO!!!! Really? Proof that you 1. Know nothing about politics 2. Are full of cognitive dissonance 3. Are a retard

Okay… 

1. Literally NO ONE wanted him to attack Syria. All we wanted was the victims of the chemical attack to get the proper relief and help they need. They don’t need more violence, they need HELP. 

2.  The right way to “take action” is to set up fundraisers and find real ways to help the victims. He would also let these refugees in our country instead of blocking them out because they’re “terror threats”…Not further proving America is a greedy ass imperialistic country that likes to bomb countries for shits and giggles. 

3. Are you seriously trying to claim that hundreds of people faked being severely injured??? There are literally VIDEOS of people laying dead from that attack. I can’t believe people can be so oblivious… I hope your dumbass realizes that the #SyriaHoax hashtag was created by Russian bots... So congratulations for playing yourself and being a Russian puppet just like your “Lord Trump”…… like idiot, like idiot. 

4. Stop trying to cover up the fact trump supporters are literally one of the biggest laughing stocks right now. All of this whining and boohooing of “I thought he was gonna put America first!!11!!!1″ is absolute bullshit. When we tried to warn you tinfoiled hat rednecks about a possible war, you called us “liberal snowflake crybabies”. I mean… 

you’re all fucking jokes!!! Lmaoooo wtf did ya’ll expect from a president who goes yells are people on twitter???… 

5. I’m not gonna take offense to “knowing nothing about politics” from someone who uses an old 2012 meme as their icon… anyway if a war does break out, I hope it’s you trump supporters who fight in it. Gotta fight for your “Lord Trump” right???? 

Good day. 

Choir Stories

The teacher was almost an hour late because her son was sick and they never sent a substitute teacher or any adult so one of the seniors had us all sit in a circle and we talked shit about the old teacher. It ended with a inspirational speech about how “choir isn’t just a class, it’s a family” which started a hashtag #itsnotjustaclass
Our robes are the gryfindor colors and look like hogwarts robes
Two guys showed up to the final concert in morph suits and horse masks
The teacher hated bananas to the point that she couldn’t be in the same room as them and made us check her office every day because someone found out and kept hiding them in there
We kidnapped our student teacher (he’s coming back next year because we threatened to track him down because one kid knows where he lives)
We were supposed to do some kind of music for a talent show at the end of the year but rather than actually do music one kid brought a full sized whiteboard onto the stage and spent 15 minutes proving that Kevin (the choir president) was the leader of the illuminati and had to be carried of stage by 3 students
A student that hadn’t come to class in months ran past me in the hall and whisper-yelled “don’t let her know I’m here!” before going right by the teachers open door

BTS

(From left to right: Suga, V, Jin, Jungkook, Jimin, Rap Monster, J-Hope)

BTS (방탄소년단),also known as Bulletproff Boy Scouts (not anymore tho) or Beyond The Scene, is a boy group created by the Agency “Big Hit Entertainment” on June 13th 2013.
Their Fandom Name is A.R.M.Y aka Adorable Representative M.C for Youth.
Their official colors are Silver and Black.
The group consists of 7 members: Rap Monster, Suga, J-Hope, Jin, Jungkook ,  V and Jimin
Some of their famous songs are:
Blood Sweat & Tears, Not Today, Danger, Fire, Save Me, War Of Hormone, Etc…

Now for the members:

Rap Monster:

Stage Name // Rap Monster (랩몬스터)
Real Name // Kim Nam Joon (김남준)
Also known as // RM, Monnie, God of destruction, daddy- wait what
Birth Date // 12 September, 1994
Role // Lider, Rapper  (dance monster lololol jk).
Height // 181cm (daddy long legs)
Weight // 64kg
Zodiac Sign // Virgo
Pets // 🐶

Facts:
- He is the only one who can talk English like a pro (u got no jams)
- He was an underground rapper
- He studied in New Zealand
- He shares a room with V
- In twitter he usually uploads photos of some of the aesthtic outfits he wears using the hashtag KimDaily (in korean lol) or he shares songs with the hashtag RMusic.

Originally posted by namjoonsgurl

Suga:

Stage Name // Suga (슈가)
Real Name // Min Yoon Gi (민윤기)
Also Known As // Min Suga, My husband- wait what, SG
Birth Date // 9 March, 1993
Role // Rapper
Height // 174 cm
Weight // 57kg
Zodiac Sign // Piscis
Pets // 🐶

Facts:
- He played basketball in a team
- He loves Kumamon
- He usually sleeps a lot during the day, because he works overnight.
- He has his own mixtape “AGUST D” yo that shit is fire check it out
- He looks grumpy and done with everyone’s shit on the outside but on the inside he is the purest fluff ball protect

Originally posted by smallkpoplove

J-Hope:

Stage Name // J-Hope (제이홉)
Real Name // Jung Ho Seok (정호석)
Also Known As // Hobi, You hope, Ur angel :):), Sunshine, JH
Birth Date // 18 February, 1994
Role // Main Dancer, Rapper
Height // 177cm
Weight // 59kg
Zodiac Sign // Aquarius
Pets // 🐶

Facts:
- He is like, the happy virus of the group, our sunshine yaknow
- He has a digital single of soundcloud (still waiting for Hixtape tho)
- He usually does alot of aegyo on cameras, but he is not like that in real life
- He dances likE A GOD
- ummm he is a little precious sunshine protect

Originally posted by nnochu

Jin:

Stage Name // Jin (진)
Real Name // Kim Seok Jin (김석진)
Also Known As // Third Guy From The Left, Car Door Guy, Worldwide Handsome, Eomma Jin, Jinnie, J
Birth Date // 4 December, 1992 (he is the oldest)
Role // Visual, Vocal
Height // 179cm
Weight // 60kg
Zodiac Sign // Sagitarius
Pets // 🐶, Namjoo- wait what

Facts:
- He loves Mario
- He loves pink
- He is the mom of the group
- Google Jin’s laugh you’ll die of laughter lmao
- He cooks like a pro

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Jimin:

Stage Name // Jimin (지민)
Real Name // Park Ji Min (박지민)
Also known as // Chim Chim, Christian Chim Chim, Mochi, JM
Birth Date // 13 October 1995 (21 years old)
Role // Vocal, Dancer
Height // 173cm
Weight // 60kg
Zodiac Signs // Libra
Pets // he had one but he passed away :(


Facts:
- He is a smol bean protect
- He can go from “hello sir nice to meet you” to “ur daughter calls me daddy too” REAL QUICK
- but still he is a soft ball
- He dances like a god
- His smile is angelic

Originally posted by bangtanroyalty

Jungkook:

Stage Name // Jungkook (정국)
Real Name // Jeon Jungkook (전정국)
Also nown as // Jungkookie, kookie, golden maknae, maknae, Nochu, JK
Birth Date // 1 September 1997
Role // Vocal, Dancer, Rapper (before)
Height // 179mc
Weight // 61kg
Zodiac Sign // Virgo
Pets // 🐶

Facts:
- He is the golden maknae because he can do everything
- He loves overwatch and Charlie Puth
- He doesen’t like being called “oppa”
- I mean he rude, the amount of disrespect is immense but he still a baby pls protec
- I think (we all do lol) he has a white tee shirt collection

Originally posted by jimiyoong

V:

Stage Name // V (뷔)
Real Name // Kim Tae Hyung (김태형)
Also Known as // Tae, TaeTae
Birth Date // 30 December 1995
Role // Visual, Vocal
Height // 178cm
Weight // 58kg
Zodiac Sign // Capricorn
Pets // 🐶🐱

Facts:
- everytime looks more r00d like stop with the tooongue
- He is cute af
- But also alot of disrespec
- He is extra (sometimes)
- Claims to be Vincent Van Gogh

Originally posted by bangtanroyalty

masterlist / music recommendations 

au where lance is a famous youtuber and blogger and keith is a minor one but a big fan of lance (and also has a even bigger crush on him) and decides to send him this message – minus the i love you – but not anonymously ofc and then keith regrets his whole life bc of a simple misspell


lance mentions that on his next video and keith decides to answer by saying “he can be silly sometimes, no offense, but i’d never send him a hate message” (really keith stop trying to pretend you’re not a fan of his goofiness)


lance takes full offense on that and they start going back and forth on their bantering both on youtuber and tumblr with silly little interactions like lance reblogging a picture of an alien holding a knife angrily and tagging it as #keith (he may or may not have done his research on what are keith’s interest. for no reason at all, not interested, nope.) and and keith doing a live outside and “oops, sorry lance” when almost stepping on poop and etc


but people would begin to catch on how keith’s voice softens whenever lance is mentioned and how lance’s eyes softens whenever keith is mentioned


keith, being a fan and all, knows for a fact that he and lance live in the same city, so he gathers courage and asks lance out. not entirely, what he does is tell lance they should do a video together someday, so he says they should meet up to talk about it and maybe eat something, which of course lance answers is “talking? eating? are you asking me out on a date?”


keith doesn’t answer right away because well shit he is asking him out on a date, subtly, but surely and he doesn’t know what to answer. lance, seeing his message visualized but not answered thinks he went too far and immediately says that jk but yeah let’s meet up


and so they do, and on that day lance takes a picture of them – keith looking slightly amused and looking at lance with quirked eyebrows, lance looking to the camera, bright smile and leaning into keith – and posts on Instagram with a single hashtag, #klance


and their video together? gayer than ever; lance is telling one of his crazy childhood stories and keith is just staring at him with a lazy smile and soft eyes, not even realising it but, of course, everyone else realized it, so the fans made lots of edits and shitposts like “i want someone to look at me the way keith looks at lance” and while keith is mortified for being called out like that, lance is sitting at home, slight blush on his face, “oh”


and it’d be so soft, everyone who have eyes would notice the growing affection between them just from their videos and pictures together, how closer they’d get each video and how more comfortable keith would be with lance so close to him in every picture, and the fans would make metas and analysis of that. they’d read everything, of course, but never together. they’d read it in their homes and never mention it to the other, too embarassed (but that wouldn’t stop them from reading a klance fanfic together, one that keith had to close because nope, no, absolutely not, i can’t do this anymore lance, blushing furiously and angrily



lance doesn’t have a moment when he realizes he likes keith, like it came out of nowhere, he knows they’ve passed the friend line long ago, it just happens naturally; they’re sitting on keith’s couch after a session of recording two videos, (one for lance’s channel, other for keith’s) and lance looks at him, his eyes are closed, he’s blissing out. lance sighs with a smile, “i really like you, y'know”, keith opens one of his eyes to look at lance, a knowing smile on his face, “yeah, me too” as they entrelace their fingers and keith cuddles up to lance, sighing happily. “now i know what that girl from starstruck: my boyfriend is a superstar feels” keith says, making lance almost die laughing


after some time together, they’d decide to move in together and make a channel together and being absolutely most diabetic and amazing couple ever, making videos singing love songs while drunk such as always by bon jovi or all about us by he is we – dancing too – and keith everyday thanks for misspelling that ask on tumblr

me, while hanging out with my friends: I love them so much and I’m having so much fun!! This is amazing!!
me, after they leave: they hate me. I also hate them. All of my interactions with them were terrible and also they were mean. Everything is terrible.

THE MAXVID SHIPPERS HAVE TAKEN DOWN 4 OF OUR BLOGS DOING NOTHING WRONG, INCLUDING CAT’S AND TRASH’S ACCOUNTS, Y’ALL COME ON WE CAN DO THIS WE CAN STOP MAXVID IF WE ALL WORK TOGETHER. GO REPORT THE SHIT OUT OF THESE PEDOS AND ANY OTHERS YOU CAN FIND, AND MAYBE EVEN THE HASHTAGS THEMSELVES.

GO GET EM BOYS 

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EDIT:
DONT WITCHHUNT THEM BECAUSE THEYRE LOOKING FOR EXCUSES TO DELETE ANTO BLOGS. JUST REPORT THEM WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING AND SPREAD THE WORD. IF YOU DONT WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS PLEASE AT LEAST REBLOG IT SO OTHER PEOPLE WHO MAY WANT TO WILL SEE THIS. IT WOULD HELP A FUCKTON.

EDIT AGAIN: maxvid-positivity was taken so no actual maxvid nasties could! kudos to u
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Okay, so both @astrobunnyy AND @cardiovascular-tension told me to post this headcanon of mine here on tumblr, so now I’m giving in to peer pressure. 

I thought this would totally be Phichit and Yuri in Detroit.

Like maybe some news show decided to do a special show on figure skaters of Detroit and they’re interviewing Yuri, and Phichit comes running because he’s just so excited about this whole thing. He screams out of joy and Yuri does this thing.

And then some white conservatives, who think Yuri and Phichit aren’t taking this whole thing as serious as they should, are like “THESE ASIANS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!!11!!”

And Phichit and Yuri find it so funny that Phichit starts a hashtag on Instagram, so every time he and Yuri upload a selfie of themselves doing something funny or slightly crazy they’ll tag it as #TheseAsians.

And they’ll consantly say it to each other in random situations. Like maybe Yuri orders a regular coke instead of coke zero, and Phichit’s like “THESE ASIANS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!” And they just break down laughing in the middle of the restaurant and giggle like the adorable little shits they are.

And waaaay later when Victor and Yuri are married, Victor scrolls through Yuri’s old instagram and discovers the hashtag, and he asks “Yuri, what does #TheseAsians mean??” And Yuri just LOSES IT.

He immediately calls Phichit, who answers the call in only his boxers since it’s like 3am in Thailand because Yuri lives with Victor in Russia at the time, but when Yuri calls, Phichit WILL pick up no matter what.

He’s just very tired, but Yuri is cry-laughing so hard and wheezes “Phichit- Phichit! Victor asked- hahahaha Victor asked me what #TheseAsians means!”

And Phichit is wide awake from one second to the other and shouts “THESE ASIANS ARE OUT OF CONTROL” and they just laugh their asses off while Victor sits next to Yuri, so utterly confused and slightly worried about Yuri’s sanity.

i actually feel so mad rn that we have gone through all this effort, people have spent time making petitions and constantly promoting the get down, people have spent time doing special week long events to promote it, people have used the hashtag like every day since pt2 dropped and still netflix is silent. give us a fucking answer already. at least let us know if we’re wasting our time? 13 reasons why already got renewed and it came out way after the get down and they didn’t have to do jack shit. you should know by now if you are going to renew it or not!! it’s really disappointing having to wait this long for a yes or no. and i’m sad on behalf of the writers who still don’t know either? they deserve to know if they’re getting renewed. don’t leave them hanging 😑

OtaYuri fic recs #12

Just Us by SociallyAwkwardFox (Maze_Runner_Fae), teen, 1.4k

“Intimacy is the capacity to be rather weird with someone-and finding that’s okay with them.” Alain de Botton
——
Yuri and Otabek being weird and domestic with each other.

Here’s to the Mess We Make by FakePlasticSnow, teen, 12.7k

Part 1 of the Yuri Plisetsky vs. Adulting series

“Fuck you. Fuck you for being kind, for seeing me for who I really am, and for looking good in a leather jacket. You ruined everything. I like you.”

Puberty sucks. Feelings suck more. In the wake of a post-Worlds meltdown, Yuri accidentally discovers his artistic identity in a jazz dance class with Otabek and Mila. Along the way, Otabek unleashes his inner Channing Tatum, Yuri gets in touch with his inner Georgi, and Yakov probably loses more hair. Welcome to the madness.

If I Ever Get the Nerve by FakePlasticSnow, mature, 2k

Part 2 of the Yuri Plisetsky vs. Adulting series

“Thinking Out Loud did not lend itself well to a club mix, so corny speech it is.”

Proposing was intimidating enough on its own, but how the fuck was one supposed to propose to Yuri “Married People Suck” Plisetsky? While coming up with 15 reasons to convince him, Otabek looks back on the last five years.

Otayuri RPF by kalakagatha, mature, 1.8k

@yurizangel OMG @otafurry, what are you doing tagging Yuri in your fic link? Don’t do that shit! Hashtags, not @-signs! #stupidnewb #rpfhasrules

@iceicetiger Do we have to go over the ten RPF commandments again? DO NOT SHARE THE RPF WITH THE RP. @yurizangel @otafurry

Yuri discovers Figure Skating RPF.

Like A Sun, It Burns by CalamityK, teen, 1.8k, warning: angst

Mila points out that maybe Yuri looks at Otabek a little differently, a bit too long, and a bit too starry-eyed.

“When he’s in the room, Yura, you barely have eyes for anything else.”

“He’s my best friend.”

“He’s your sunlight. You’re brighter when you’re with him.”

In a way, Yuri thinks, Otabek does kind of burn like the sun.

Cat Shirts and Creepsters by Kiraly, teen, 1.8k

Yuri and Otabek are trying to get ready to go out, but Yuri can’t find a shirt to wear. Otabek helps.

Liquor Stash by Severe_Minx, explicit, 39k, WIP

I want him.

When the full realisation hit him, Yuri felt as though he couldn’t breathe. Detached and fleeting thoughts that had passed through his mind finally took shape in these three words at that exact moment. The I being himself, Yuri Plisetsky, age 17, a Russian figure skater with a list of impressive accomplishments to his name that seemed pretty pointless right now given the context. The want being desire, the need to bury himself, the thought to consume, but never actually act out except behind locked doors in empty beds or shower stalls. The him being the person standing across from Yuri sipping coffee from a take-away cup with creased brows, the low sunlight hitting his face just so to light up his otherwise dark eyes. Someone he considered to be his best friend, who came all the way from Almaty just to spend a week with him and who was blissfully unaware of the fucking turmoil Yuri was feeling in the pit of his stomach. Or at least, Yuri hoped he was unaware.

In which Yuri Plisetsky invites Otabek Altin over to stay with him in Saint Petersburg, freaks out over his feelings and delves into Lilia’s liquor stash.

In the Land of the Wanderers by alpha_hydra, teen, 26k

“You have to use your Instagram more if we’re going to be friends, Altin,” Yuri warns when Otabek assumes Yuri is only waiting for Nikiforov and Katsuki to finish groping each other. “It’s no fun otherwise.”

Later, Otabek thinks of Yuri every time he pulls his phone out, and that’s really where it starts.

Hey, Jealousy by RC_McLachlan, general audiences, 4k

There are few things that give Yuri pleasure—the taste of accomplishment like cinnamon sugar on the back of his tongue after landing a quad; having a comeback so cutting that he practically draws blood; that soft murrf a cat makes when it decides it trusts him; the little green screenshot arrow appearing next to Otabek’s name in Snapchat—but they all pale in comparison to whenever the Russian hockey team visits the rink.

Every Time I Try, Every Time I Win by thissupposedcrime, teen, 4.7k

At least no one’s brought up couples costumes. Yuri isn’t sure how Otabek would react to a live recording of him leaping over a table to fight a reporter, a symbolic stand in for the death of Yuri’s sanity and Victor’s cutesy legacy. He guesses not well, and that is enough to hold his tongue.

Or, Otabek is naturally romantic, Yuri is naturally clueless, and somehow they work it out.

Wondering by lovelyisthenight (IrishFaerie01), teen, 964

He’d already come to terms with the fact that he doesn’t want it. And now, having to deal with the fact that he does, maybe, is… well, it’s a little terrifying.