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Quando ti ho visto prima della tua partenza, volevo salutarti un'ultima volta, ma tu non ti sei degnato di volgere lo sguardo su di me..

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Excuses to Skip Family Dinner

Aries: Straight up gets to the point with, “I know y'all don’t like me anyways”. 

Taurus: “Because I’d rather sleep.” 

Gemini: “Because Aunt Susan’s place doesn’t have Wi-Fi.”

Cancer: Because they’re too busy helping an ex or got invited to a partner’s family dinner instead.

Leo:  Because politics….

Virgo: They can’t find any matching socks or their favorite tie. 

Libra: "Because I know everyone will be eyeing my boo. I just don’t want to start another family feud.”

Scorpio: "Because I’m full on everyone’s B.S.”

Sagittarius: Already headed to another state or country, forgot to tell everyone.

Capricorn: Working all day and night, or at least says they are.

Aquarius: Is the black sheep of the family. 

Pisces: Depending on their mood: A. “I’m allergic to Uncle’s cooking and Barbara’s attitude.” B. Sends a text hours after dinner that they’re ready to come over.

[TRANS] Jonghyun :: #Hashtag (Waffle)

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Have a waffle.
It’s four crosses together, trust it blindly.
Yes, #Hashtag.
Put it on your name,
and stretch out on your bed, reading it.
Search search.

I’m stuck, stretched out in the corner of my room.
He and she are dating, I don’t really care.
(Everyone’s worked up about it.)

Even if you don’t do anything, they’ll tear you apart.
Give it to me, might as well be thankful.
Once we’re tired of it just find something else to talk about.
I was getting bored, so this is good.
So what happened?
Have a waffle. Take a bite. Take some hate.

They’re dating.
(That’s what they say.)
My friend’s cousin’s senior’s friend’s in-laws saw them.
(That’s what they say.)
They fought.
(That’s what they say.)
They threw and pushed and hit
and left a complete mess.
Might not be true.

Everyone’s got it down, they’ve got it down,
talking about others.
They say that guy’s personality is terrible. He looks like it.
No, there’s not much, I just don’t like how he acts,
like the look on his face, the way he puts his hands in his pockets,
I don’t like any of it.

Even if you don’t do anything, they’ll tear you apart.
Give it to me, might as well be thankful.
Once we’re tired of it just find something else to talk about.
They all must be psychic or something,
they can tell you everything from just one person’s look.
Have a waffle. Take a bite. Take some hate.

They’re dating.
(That’s what they say.)
My friend’s cousin’s senior’s friend’s in-laws saw them.
(That’s what they say.)
They fought.
(That’s what they say.)
They threw and pushed and hit
and left a complete mess.
Might not be true.

Hey, hey, you can say whatever you want.
Eh, nothing’s impossible.
What now? What?
Yeah, whatever.
What do you get from worrying about him?
Yeah, whatever.
Why are you standing up for them?
Yeah, whatever, they’ll be fine.

They’re dating.
(That’s what they say.)
My friend’s cousin’s senior’s friend’s in-laws saw them.
(That’s what they say.)
They fought.
(That’s what they say.)
They threw and pushed and hit
and left a complete mess.
Might not be true.