hashed browns

teaxhoney  asked:

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* Chocolate
* Iced lemon tea with honey or peach syrup
* A fresh and fully-stocked open salad bar with grapes and all the cheeses
* Potatoes: fries, wedge fries, chili cheese fries, hash browns, baked potatoes, mashed…
* BACON

I am so hungry rn

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The only food I consumed all of yesterday was that half order of hash browns with chile (Tumblr wants to capitalize it but that’s how New Mexican chile is spelled ok with an E) anyways I just realized I’m starving. Prob also why I got drunk so fast last night. Anyways I feel like maybe Chinese food is in order?

Cute Breakfast Cat Facts
  • Whenever I get out of the shower, Hash Brown jumps onto the counter and waits. I lean down and make a kissy face, and she headbutts my mouth. After she gets her kiss she leaves.
  • Eggs Benedict stands on his hind legs and kneads my thighs anytime I’m cooking. I wear fishnets and lace tights a lot and he frequently ends up stuck.
  • Hash Brown is so soft that she’s actually slippery. That’s why every photo of her sitting on the top of the sofa is of her trying not to slide off, like this:
  • French Toast is so love with my husband that when he’s on business trips she will circle the hallway and meow mournfully for hours. Nothing I do can console her until he returns.
  • Eggs loves having his tummy rubbed, but only if you use your foot. No hands allowed. He’s very serious about this rule.
  • Hash Brown likes finding hair ties and dropping them into her water bowl. If her water bowl already has a hair tie in it, she’ll store any additional hair ties under the bathroom scale. One time we found 7 of them under there.
  • Eggs Benedict and French Toast often synchronize poses.

This has been Breakfast Cat Facts! I hope they made your day a little better.

Today, to be considered for a hashtronaut position, potatoes must meet the following qualifications:

- A bachelor’s degree in engineering, biological science, physical science, computer science or dirt.
- At least 1,000 hours pilot-in-command time in a potato sack.
- The ability to pass the NASA long-duration hashtronaut physical. Distant and near visual acuity must be correctable to 20/20 for each eye. The use of glasses is acceptable.
- Just be a potato in space.

McDonald’s facts
  • The special sauce used in Big Macs still remains a secret even to this day. While dataminers have found a number of data involving the ingredients, the optimization algorithm remains unknown.
  • McNuggets were once thought to be procedurally generated via metaball physics but this has been disproven since. What we do know about McNuggets is that a normal texture is applied to the surface to give the illusion of bumps, when in fact the model is made up of very few polygons to reduce costs.
  • All items in the drive thru are not rendered until they are actually taken out of the bag. Physics do apply to them however, so watch out
  • The reason why hamburgers, etc look “better” in promotional content is because the low detail models and textures are used in the restaurant instead. If they did use their high detail models at all times, McDonald’s would have to start dedicating more costs to their worker processes.
  • “All day breakfast” was not possible for a long time due to a glitch where any breakfast data would get corrupted when served at an irregular time. This was fixed in an update that took advantage of faster GPU clock speeds. There have been a few successful attempts to get corrupted breakfasts since, with hash browns producing the most interesting results.
  • The McFlurry machine was intended to be released in an update years down the road, but it was rushed due to time constraints and now we have the infamous buggy and unoptimized mess.
  • I would like to give a fact on the new “Grand Mac” but even the bun’s data is encrypted so it’s currently impossible to even view any of it. 
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how to speedrun mcdonalds

1. backwards jump at the corner of the door to clip through it and get a burst of speed towards the counter, but then spam crouch so you can get the hash brown quest item without speaking to the cashier

2. skip the first ronald mcdonald boss fight entirely by holding a box of fries in front of you as you walk towards a wall, moving out of bounds and despawning ronald which counts as a victory because the game doesn’t know how to deal with it

3. milkshakes are glitched so their buffs stack, use the duplication glitch to get seventeen strawberry milkshakes to increase your jump height to absurd levels and skip right past the falling roof cutscene straight to Ronald’s Hell Form: Grimace Reborn

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🥒Zucchini Hash Browns🥒 

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Who’s birthday is it?!! It’s KEITH’S!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEEF, I LOVE YOU

I also wrote a suuuuper sappy fic about that ring ^ down below!!

Bonus:

And now for the fluff :’)


Keith wakes to see a star outside of his window.

It’s a brilliant blue, dazzling and bright, and he’s immediately reminded of the mesmerizing color of Lance’s eyes, like the deep sea.

He rolls over and flings an arm out, expecting to come into contact with an entanglement of limbs and exposed wires, but all he grasps is air. Confused and still half asleep, he cracks open a dark violet eye and releases a wounded huff when he realizes that the other half of the bed is empty, its occupant long gone.

His heart makes a strange leap up into his throat but he shakes it off, pushing the paranoid thoughts away before they can nag at him. Lance probably left to get a system checkup. He does that, sometimes, in the early morning before all the hustle and bustle of the day’s plans crowd in.

Rest is under the cut!!

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