• Carnist:*pays someone to mass breed food animals*
  • Carnist:*pays someone to mass slaughter said animals*
  • Carnist:*buys plastic wrapped slices of meat at the grocery store*
  • Carnist:*Probably needs utensils to cut and eat said meat*
  • Carnist:yup, top of the food chain... haha stupid vegans Im an apex predator Im not gonna eat a salad... . Yup. Humans are ....practically lions... look at my canines. Vicious killing machine, i am
the signs as history of japan quotes
  • Aries:♬how bout i do anyway♬?
  • Taurus:open the country. stop having it be closed.
  • Gemini:how about ♬sunrise land♬?
  • Cancer:*you've got mail!* it's from germany! the new leader of germany, he has a cool mustache and he's trying to take over the world and needs friends
  • Leo:knock knock. it's the United States. with huge boats. and guns. (gunboats).
  • Virgo:knock knock, get the door it's ~religion~
  • Libra:♬hire a samurai♬
  • Scorpio:hey dipshit
  • Sagittarius:♬japan should take the islands!♬
  • Capricorn:BREAKING NEWS: the Mongols have invaded China. "we've invaded China" said the Mongols.
  • Aquarius:like clocks. and guns. and ♬JESUS♬
  • Pisces:he said, and failed, and also died