the signs as history of japan quotes
  • Aries:♬how bout i do anyway♬?
  • Taurus:open the country. stop having it be closed.
  • Gemini:how about ♬sunrise land♬?
  • Cancer:*you've got mail!* it's from germany! the new leader of germany, he has a cool mustache and he's trying to take over the world and needs friends
  • Leo:knock knock. it's the United States. with huge boats. and guns. (gunboats).
  • Virgo:knock knock, get the door it's ~religion~
  • Libra:♬hire a samurai♬
  • Scorpio:hey dipshit
  • Sagittarius:♬japan should take the islands!♬
  • Capricorn:BREAKING NEWS: the Mongols have invaded China. "we've invaded China" said the Mongols.
  • Aquarius:like clocks. and guns. and ♬JESUS♬
  • Pisces:he said, and failed, and also died