• <p> <b>Percival:</b> (on the phone to Newt) Hello?<p/><b>Newt:</b> Hey, what's up?<p/><b>Percival:</b> I need your help. Can you come here?<p/><b>Newt:</b> I can't. I'm buying clothes.<p/><b>Percival:</b> Alright, well hurry up and come over here.<p/><b>Newt:</b> I can't find them.<p/><b>Percival:</b> What do you mean you can't find them?<p/><b>Newt:</b> I can't find them. There's only soup.<p/><b>Percival:</b> What do you mean "there's only soup"?<p/><b>Newt:</b> It means there's only soup.<p/><b>Percival:</b> Well then get out of the soup aisle!<p/><b>Newt:</b> Alright, you don't have to shout at me! (moves to the next aisle) There's more soup!<p/><b>Percival:</b> What do you mean "there's more soup"?!<p/><b>Newt:</b> There's just more soup!<p/><b>Percival:</b> Go into the next aisle!<p/><b>Newt:</b> (moves to the next aisle) There's still soup!<p/><b>Percival:</b> Where are you right now?!<p/><b>Newt:</b> I'm at soup!<p/><b>Percival:</b> WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"?!<p/><b>Newt:</b> I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!<p/><b>Percival:</b> WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!<p/><b>Newt:</b> I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!<p/><b>Percival:</b>  WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!<p/><b>Newt:</b>  FUCK YOU!!<p/></p>

Apparently this is how I cope with my fave characters being killed…

Based on this