has this even been done yet

anonymous asked:

Do you think H&L have done all of their Christmas shopping for each other yet?? Maybe Harry's been buying things on tour so Louis will have things from all over?? Or maybe Louis has already done his shopping and Harry hasn't even started 👀

listen. i think harry is picking up little knick knacks that remind him of louis in every country and is hiding them when he gets home (louis definitely looks for them but harry swats at him everytime). but he’s also not bought the thing louis /really/ wants yet because, contrary to popular belief, i think harry is a major procrastinator lmao.

louis, on the other hand, already has allllllll of harrys presents wrapped up neatly (he got lottie & tommys help wrapping them bc he like…can’t do it at all fvdfhsjf) and locked away some place harry will never find them (until harry forces it out of him) (but even then harry doesn’t look because he knows the surprise part means a lot to louis)

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Park Entertainment - Late Night Studio Session

Hubby, Swift and Myself have been in and out the studio working on my next single. I am not revealing it yet because it is not done. I can not wait for the release tho. They have been bugging me to get back in the studio, so here I am. We are going to pull an all nighter, so we have plenty drinks and snacks. Luckily we have a studio in the castle. Hope everyone has a good evening/night.

I don’t know if it has already been done, for I haven’t seen it yet,

But low-key would love if there was a fanfic in where Patton was passively to bluntly flirting with Logan with space related puns, but they would either go over the other’s head as he tries to scientifically correct Morality or it leaves Logan questioning before filing it away as Patton being Patton, but Patton continues either way, even when he may lose a bit of heart in it.

That is until Logan low-key space puns back to him.

Bonus points if there is a pun involving Saturn and Beyonce’s, “Single Ladies” at some point because they may or may not have started this train of thought. Woops.

Extra Bonus points if Patton ruins the moment with one last terrible pun.

Allll the points with it being further ruined with either Virgil or Roman shouting out,”Finally! You owe me ten bucks.” because they may or may not have been betting who would make the final move at the end and was listening in because they are dorks.

LEAKED Suicide Squad Script

Hi my name is Lime Green Jared Leto Joker Banksy and I have short green hair (that’s how I got my name) and icy blue eyes that are like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like marilyn manson (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin. I’m also a criminal and go to an asylum called Arkum in GOTHam. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I love hot topic and buy all my clothes from there. Today I was wearing a purple leather jacket and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, and black eyeliner. I even hav black teeth. I have lots of goffick tattoos with skullz and other goffick symbols.I was walking outside arkum. It was snowing and raining, so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Batman stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

acceptable ways to correct yourself if you misgender a trans person

  • “I went to the store with her–him”
  • “He and I–sorry she and I went to the movies”
  • “He’s–I mean they’re a big fan of Marvel Comics”

not acceptable ways to correct yourself if you misgender a trans person

  • “She really likes–oh my god I mean he, I’m so sorry, I just don’t have it down yet, you need to give me time, I mean, I’m getting it, I promise, it’s just so hard sometimes, and I don’t even know where that came from, and I’m so sorry, I really didn’t mean to, you just have to go easy on me, I’ve never done this before, it’s just, I’m getting it, it won’t happen again, it’s just hard, you get it, right?”

this has been a psa

  • [In a horrormovie]
  • Killer: I can see you
  • Jason: Really?
  • Killer:
  • Jason:
  • Jason: Do I look good?
  • Killer: Hell yeah, you slay