has this been done before it probably has idk

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countries and chairs 

my friend shared a post about chairs on facebook and i had no choice but to edit it

  • Ishida: How long have you been sleeping with Rukia?
  • Ichigo: What? I don't even get...why would I?
  • Ichigo: I've never had sex with anyone, anywhere
  • Ishida: ...
  • Ichigo: It's none of your...you have the nerve, the AUDACITY
  • Ichigo: And how do I know, quite frankly, that YOU'RE not sleeping with her?!
  • Ichigo: Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off
  • Ishida: ...
  • Ichigo: OH SHIT YOU AREN'T ARE YOU? SHE'S MINE ISHIDA!
similarities between hamlet and richard ii
  • talks a lot about death
  • talks a lot in general
  • is royalty but kinda bad at it
  • bisexual af
  • has a male best friend / confident / lover who everyone ships him with
  • has a “real” female lover who he doesn’t treat as well as his friend
  • there’s another dude who’s his rival but there’s some ~subtext~ and people ship them
  • inexplicably funny
  • rapidly changing emotions
  • mental health issues
  • someone wants to kill them and succeeds
  • played by david tennant in the rsc
💫🔮OA themed asks!🔮💫

OA: what are other names people call you?

steve: describe your crush/type

jesse: do you have any siblings? do you get along?

french: do you play any sports?

buck: how do you identify? whats is your sexuality and gender? 

bba: are you the mom friend?

homer: what is your favorite book?

scott: are you pessimistic or optimistic?

rachel: what is your hidden talent?

renata: have you ever travelled outside of your home country?

hap: who is your favorite fictional villain?

abel: pancakes or waffles?

nancy: whats a funny or bad lie you’ve told someone?

elias: come up with a different acronym for FBI (e.i. Four Boys Imagining)

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Q!Craig and 00!Whishaw


“You must be joking.”

“Why, because I’m not wearing a lab coat ?”

“Because you have wrinkles !”


(Bond threatened to set up parental controls on all of his gadgets after the tart called him “Daddy” over the comms)

  • <p> <b>Harry, at some point probably:</b> Ginny Weasley??? Isn't she so wonderful! She's so beautiful and good at Quidditch and— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of Ginny spill out of jacket] Look! Look at her, my beautiful wife isnt she the best [gathering them up frantically, pushing then in your face] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of Ginny scatter across the floor] shit fuck shes just the best person I know and she makes me so happy just listen!!<p/></p>

so

I have this lowkey headcanon that Chris knew about the prank they were planning for Hannah. maybe Ashley told him about it, because “it’s just supposed to be funny.” except he doesn’t think it’s funny, at all, but he also doesn’t think any real harm will come of it, so instead of participating, he gets smashed with Josh and just lets it happen, figuring everything will be alright in the morning, because what’s the worst that could happen?

well.

I propose: an au where Chris does tell Josh and the twins about what the others are planning, because he’s protective and as much as he loves a good joke, which this definitely isn’t, he doesn’t want Hannah to get hurt.

Hannah is understandably upset and both Josh and Beth are royally pissed, but while Josh just wants to punch Mike in the face and tell the others to gtfo, Beth has a better idea: she’s going to dress up as Hannah and give them all a surprise.

so with help from Josh and Chris, the twins switch outfits. their hair is a little tricky because Hannah’s is much longer and Beth has bangs, but bobby pins, hair clips, and hats are a godsend. Hannah recreates her tattoo on Beth’s arm with a marker and covers hers with Beth’s sweater, the finishing touches of makeup are applied, and by the end of it Beth is indistinguishable from Hannah to anyone who doesn’t look too close for too long.

Josh preemptively sets up an extra camera in the guest room in case anyone deletes the footage from Matt’s camera, everybody tries to act casual, and then it’s just a matter of time.

when the time finally comes, everyone think’s it’s working; Beth impersonates her sister perfectly, and no one suspects anything is amiss until she moves in like she’s going to kiss Mike…

…and promptly knees him in the balls.

she chews him out, threatens him with worse things if he ever tries to do something like this to her big sister ever again, flips everyone else the bird, and saunters out to roars of laughter from Chris and Josh (and questions from Sam, whom they did not inform for that extra bit of authenticity).

the video goes viral and Mike doesn’t hear the end of it for weeks.