has this been done

Hi my name is Kylo Ren and I have long ebony black hair and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Anakin Skywalker (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Emperor Palpatine but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a sith but my face is not old and wrinkly. I have pale white skin. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black helmet and a black robe, and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow (under the mask tho). I was walking outside on the Stardestroyer. We were fueling the weapon so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of stormtroopers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.