has this already been done oh man

  • Washington: Nice work.
  • Hamilton: Alright, cool. Thanks, dad.
  • Lafayette: Oh my God.
  • Hamilton: What? Why is everyone staring at me?
  • Laurens: You just called Washington "dad". You said, "thanks, dad."
  • Hamilton: What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, man."
  • Washington: Do you see me as a father figure, Alexander?
  • Hamilton: No, I see you as a bother figure! Because you're always bothering me!
  • Lafayette: Hey, show your father some respect!

anonymous asked:

TO BE HONEST.... all Jonas has to do is give Mitch a Sad Doe-Eyed Look™ and Mitch Fucking Mueller will do whatever the hell Jo wants. a delicious sandwich? already made. change out of a nasty shirt Mitch's been wearing for three days? he's already out of it. murder a man? consider it done. just wants a sweet kiss and a nice hug? oh HELL yeah Mitch is ON IT baby. he just fucking melts into a mindless puddle that is Jo's to command

I don’t have anything smart to say but YOU’RE FUCKIN RIGHT

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“Rousseau says: If we assume man has been corrupted by an artificial civilization, what is the natural state? The state of nature from which he has been removed? Imagine wandering up dan down the forest without industry, without speech, and without home.”

anonymous asked:

Okay so in Batman Beyond there's an episode where Bruce and Terry go see a 'Batman Musical', just imagine that goes on in Gotham and Jason finds out and asks(forces/tricks) the batfam to go.

i’m finally answering this! i had a really rough week, which is why this took a while, but i kept thinking about this prompt and laughing, so thank you for that.

and on that note: are you serious, that’s amazing. i vaguely remember watching batman beyond but i don’t actually remember all that much about it. i’ll need to look this up.

but yes. yes. i want this to be a Thing.

i want to imagine it as something between holy musical b@man! and the ember island players. like. just picture the kind of crazy misinformed shit that these people are tossing into the mix because what’s the truth and what’s the lie, no one knows, they’re going to make a musical about batman and his however many kids/sidekicks anyway

(they people putting on this play are probably college students)

(stephanie has probably dropped by to help with set designs and laughed herself sick in the process)

getting back on track, how does jason find out about it?

there are two ways i think it could happen. one: jason loves lit. we know this. he collected first editions with alfred and bruce when he was a kid. in my personal experience, if you like lit, you almost definitely like theater in some sense as well. at the very least you’ve read plays. 

jason holds his goddamn red hood helmet like he’s hamlet and it’s yorick.

trust me, he likes plays.

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Zimbits AU not!fic (Jack still went to Samwell, Bitty went on to become a figure skating medalist.)

Alicia and Bob end up having another kid (long story short, Alicia thought it was menopause, it wasn’t, it was Jack’s little sister). Jack dotes on her, and she totally has him wrapped around her little 5-year-old finger. She wants skating lessons, and of course when Jack offers she rolls her eyes and scoffs.

No, I want proper skating lessons. I don’t want to play hockey.”

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anonymous asked:

thoughts about the latest clip? you've been quiet about it!!

my thoughts?

i’m …….. i was expecting a lot more tbh. a lot lot more.

i thought sana would open up a lil bit? to isak? or that even and sana would … talk a lil bit?

like? you can’t just show a fight happening pre-hiatus, one in which the muslim boys of colour involved have, for 2 weeks, been painted as homophobic thugs, without some explanation or clarity to the situation?

and its just, now sana’s gone behind isak’s back and gotten this new info … like we already have SO MANY plots going on, and now we got this?

and literally don’t even get me started on no mention of ramadhan, where even could have so clearly had just said “oh it’s ramadhan soon, isn’t it?” just, SOMETHING like that, man?? the islam rep this season has just been pushed back SO MUCH? like, there’s a balance between showing islam and islamophobia, and all we’re getting now is islamophobia?

and now people will invalidate sana’s anger bc woc’s anger is always invalidated as “bad rep”, and like …. julie could have done this so much better by having isak and sana doing this together??? but sana goes behind isak’s back and does this?

and yeah i just ……….. i’m frustrated, man.

anonymous asked:

US,UF and SF bro's reactions to their S/Os taking a day to totally pamper them. Which includes stuff like: Breakfast in bed, gifts, lots of other yummy treats, getting smothered in TONS of love and affection and somehow having everything that the bros had to do already done.

I’m sorry it took so long! Egh. And, uh, since I got this ask before I got the limit, I won’t do all of them. Because I suck. So no Swapfell, I’m sorry.


Underswap Sans:

Blueberry is very very energetic. You cannot make him sit still for more than 30 minutes before he’s up and running again. So you’ll either have to tie him down or let the little nugget help you take care of him (if you can keep him from his work and daily training with Alphys). And tying him down won’t help, so I suggest you let that idea go. And do not feed the kid candy or any other sugary treats, he’ll be running a mile in a second and he’s bringing you.

He wakes up to you setting down the tray with (yes, this is happening) breakfast tacos! He’s so happy you did this for him, that he just scarfs down the whole thing without chewing. You tell him that’s no way to eat food and he smiles cheekily at you before hugging you tightly and rubbing his teeth against your cheek in a skeletal kiss. “I WAS JUST SO HAPPY I FORGOT MY MANNERS! SILLY ME, I’M SORRY DATEMATE!” You can’t stay fake-mad at him, he’s too cute with those big, burning eyelights. 

… And now he’s kissing you goodbye and on his way out the door to go to work. Wait what?


Underswap Papyrus:

Stretch here is muuuch more chill. And honestly? He probably needs this more that both of you expect, being anxiety-ridden and constantly worrying about… what? You don’t know what he worries about, but he’s always looking at his brother as if today’s his last day of life…

He wakes up at, surprisingly, 8 AM every day. Yes, even in the weekends. For someone that does almost nothing, that sure is early. But waking up to you putting down the tray of honey-doused pancakes right the second his alarm sounds, that’s gotta be the most magical moment in his life. Wide awake, he pulls you down and give you a big kiss before digging in. “what’s the occasion?” His mouth is full of food when he talks. You tell him you just wanna take a day to spoil him and the grin that lights up his face at that, oh lord he’s so happy. He’s always been lazy, but his human, pampering him? Oh man, and he thought he loved you before. He may try to get up, but if you push him back and tell him to relax, he will. 

He notices that all the chores he has are all already done, but he naturally assumes it’s Blueberry that’s done them at first. So he makes a comment about how diligent BB is, and your smug smile says everything. 

Anything you throw his way from that point on will be met with happiness and extreme snuggles. He’s not letting you go, you’re too good to be true. Stars, you gotta be a literal dream come true. 


Underfell Sans:

This dude actually may start crying, but he’ll deny it till the end of the earth.

Waking up with you beside him in the morning has always been the highlight of his day, especially if you’re still sleeping. So when you’re not there, he has a brief moment of panic before noticing you with a tray of waffles and bacon and eggs and holy shit is that for him? He scarfs down the breakfast, mentioning that it’s better that Boss’ garbage. That’s the closest you’ll get to a compliment right now, take it. 

The dishes are done, the house is spotless (except the sock, you’re not one to break tradition), the laundry’s folded and just everything is done.

Red feels so fucking lucky to have you in his life right now, and the pampering is melting him. He’s a little blushy about it, but he’s loving the attention so much. This is one of the times where he’ll be throwing affections at you left and right, oh jeez all those compliments and unusually tender kisses. He’s gonna return the favor, that’s a promise.


Underfell Papyrus:

Yeah, no. It’s not gonna happen. You may have given him breakfast in bed, but he wouldn’t dream of eating it there. NO CRUMBS SHALL FALL INTO HIS BED, THE SHEETS AREN’T DUE FOR A WASH FOR ANOTHER WEEK! He’ll take that breakfast downstairs and eat it at the table. He’ll thank you though.

It doesn’t matter if you cleaned, or took out the garbage or picked up his mail for him, he’ll find a mistake in everything and just because you’re his lovely little datemate, you won’t be let off easy. 

He’s going to work. Seriously, he’s the Captain of the Royal Guard, he can’t afford a day off. He’s keeping the peace, If he’s at home getting spoiled by his human for even just one day, chaos will reign again and he’ll have to start all over.

Bonnie: We’ve been treated like cattle.
The Doctor: So what?
Bonnie: We’ve been left to fend for ourselves.
The Doctor: So is everyone.
Bonnie: It’s not fair.
The Doctor: Ooooh it’s not fair. I didn’t realize that it was not fair. Well you know what? My tardis doesn’t work properly and I don’t have my own personal tailor.
Bonnie: The things don’t equate. 
The Doctor: These things have happened Zygella, they are facts. You just want cruelty to beget cruelty. You’re not superior to people who were cruel to you. You’re just a whole bunch of new cruel people. A whole bunch of new cruel people, being cruel to some other people, who’ll end up being cruel to you. The only way anyone can live in peace is if they’re prepared to forgive. Why don’t you break the cycle?
Bonnie: Why should we?
The Doctor: What is it that you actually want?
Bonnie: War.
The Doctor: Ah. And when this war is over, when – when you have the homeland free from humans, what do you think it’s going to be like? Do you know? Have you thought about it? Have you given it any consideration? Because you’re very close to getting what you want. What’s it going to be like? Paint me a picture. Are you going to live in houses? Do you want people to go to work? What’ll be holidays? Oh! Will there be music? Do you think people will be allowed to play violins? Who will make the violins? Well? Oh, You don’t actually know, do you? Because, just like every other tantruming child in history, Bonnie, you don’t actually know what you want. So, let me ask you a question about this brave new world of yours. When you’ve killed all the bad guys, and it’s all perfect and just and fair, when you have finally got it exactly the way you want it, what are you going to do with the people like you? The troublemakers. How are you going to protect your glorious revolution from the next one?
Bonnie: We’ll win.
Doctor: Oh, will you? Well maybe – maybe you will win. But nobody wins for long. The wheel just keepts turning. So, come on. Break the cycle.
Bonnie: Then why are you still talking?
The Doctor: Because I’m trying to get you to see. And I’m almost there.
Bonnie: Do you know what I see, Doctor? A box. A box with everything I need. A 50% chance.
Kate: For us, too.
[The Doctor sighs.]
The Doctor: And we’re off! Fingers on buzzers! Are you feeling lucky? Are you ready to play the game? Who’s going to be quickest? Who’s going to be the luckiest?
Kate: This is not a game!
The Doctor: No, it’s not a game, sweetheart, and I mean that most sincerely.
Bonnie: Why are you doing this?
Kate: Yes, I’d like to know that too. You set this up – why?
The Doctor: Because it’s not a game, Kate. This is a scale model of war. Every war ever fought right there in front of you. Because it’s always the same. When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who’s going to die. You don’t know who’s children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken! How many lives shattered! How much blood will spill until everybody does what they’re always going to have to do from the very beginning – sit down and talk! Listen to me, listen. I just – I just want you to think. Do you know what thinking is? It’s just a fancy word for changing your mind.
Bonnie: I will not change my mind.
The Doctor: Then you will die stupid. Alternatively, you could step away from that box. You could walk right out of that door, and you could stand your revolution down.
Bonnie: No, I’m not stopping this, Doctor. I started it. I will not stop it. You think they’ll let me go after what I’ve done?
The Doctor: You’re all the same, you screaming kids, you know that? “Look at me, I’m unforgivable.” Well here’s the unforeseeable, I forgive you. After all you’ve done. I forgive you.
Bonnie: You don’t understand. You will never understand.
The Doctor: I don’t understand? Are you kidding? Me? Of course I understand. I mean, do you call this a war, this funny little thing? This is not a war. I fought in a bigger war than you will ever know. I did worse things than you could ever imagine, and when I close my eyes… I hear more screams than anyone could ever be able to count! And do you know what you do with all that pain? Shall I tell you where you put it? You hold it tight… Til it burns your hand. And you say this – no one else will ever have to live like this. No one else will ever have to feel this pain. Not on my watch.
[Kate closes her box.]
The Doctor: Thank you. Thank you.
Kate: I’m sorry.
The Doctor: I know. I know, thank you.
[The Doctor looks back to Bonnie.]
Well?
Bonnie: It’s empty, isn’t it? Both boxes – there’s nothing in them. Just buttons.
The Doctor: Of course. But you know how you know that? Because you’ve started to think like me. It’s hell, isn’t it? No one should have to think like that. And no one will. Not on our watch.
[The Doctor and Bonnie stare at one another for a moment.]
The Doctor: Gotcha.
Bonnie: How can you be so sure?
The Doctor: Because you have a disadvantage, Zygella. I know that face.
Kate: Well, this is all very well, but we know the boxes are empty now. We can’t forget that.
The Doctor: No, well, uh… You’ve said that the last 15 times.
[The Doctor uses his sonic sunglasses to erase Kate’s and the zygons memories with the memory erasers that the room already has.]
Bonnie: You didn’t wipe my memory.
The Doctor: No. Just Kate’s. Oh, and your little friends here, of course. When they wake up, they won’t remember what you’ve done. It’ll be our secret.
Bonnie: You’re going to protect me?
Osgood: Well, you’re one of us now, whether you like it or not.
Bonnie: I don’t understand how you could just forgive me.
The Doctor: Because I’ve been where you have. There was another box. I was gonna press another button. I was going to wipe out all of my own kind. Man, woman, and child. I was so sure I was right.
Bonnie: What happened?
The Doctor: Same thing that happened to you. I let Clara Oswald get inside my head.
[The Doctor looks at Clara.]
The Doctor: Trust me… She doesn’t leave.
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The Doctor’s Speech in The Zygon Inversion

I meant to post this earlier, but just haven’t gotten around to it till now… but this was seriously one of the most impactful speeches ever on tv. This is why this show is my absolute favorite show. I wanted to share his full speech. It was incredible. Please reblog if you agree!!

  • Washington: I could use all the help I can get...I'm in //dire// need of assistance.
  • Burr: Your Excellency Sir-
  • Washington: no not you
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Billy, Dex, Will

I wrote a thing y'all. Read it here or over on ao3 with the link above!

Warnings for some canon-typical cursing and drinking, referenced homophobia, discussion of anxiety and a panic attack (it’s pretty mild though and it’s over fast and goes right into fluffy confessions), and overuse of the word bro


“Hey Bits?”

Bitty obviously hadn’t heard Dex come in over the music currently blasting in the kitchen (Crazy In Love), and jumped at the sound of his voice. No one else was home yet, but Jack and Shitty were coming over soon.

“Dex, sweetheart, you nearly gave me a heart attack!” Bitty gasped as he fiddled with the Bluetooth speakers on the counter. Once Beyoncé wasn’t as loud, Dex could actually hear himself think.

Apparently, so could Bitty, because he took one good look at the redhead and turned the music all the way off.

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starbucks au | 01

based on [x]

Evie enjoyed setting up the coffee machines before the morning shift started. It was barely eight in the morning when the street was crowded already. People would peek in and notice there was just an employee inside, and would stare up at the StaRooks ad on top of the glass.

Henry entered, greeting the costumers outside.

“Evie, there are more than yesterday!” he said excitingly, getting his apron around his waist.

“Expresso is ready, let them in.” she replied, washing her hands. Henry nodded and opened the main door. Students, workers and sporty people poured in.

It wasn’t like Henry and herself couldn’t manage a crowd. It was that Jacob was paid the same and he didn’t arrive on time. After fifteen minutes of a rush hour, he got in. No apron, his hair still a mess and a cheeky grin that the ladies would melt with but Evie would rolled her eyes at. He greeted both and started to ask for orders.

Evie would always say that Jacob was ineffectively effective. His presence would ease her somehow, his cheer was always there. He enjoyed doing macchiatos and cappuccinos even when they required more time. He would wink at anyone who would dare to blush at him.

Jacob was indeed ineffectively effective.

By noon, costumers were rare. Everyone would be at midday lunch and totally would pass a chance at a cafeteria. Attaway’s burgers were around the corner, those were the favourites.

“Jacob, the Facebook page is called StaRooks so please make an effort and stop calling it RookBucks.” Jacob then lifted his head from washing the cups.

“What about my RookBucks?” he asked totally distracted.

“What did you hear?” Evie sighed after Jacob shrugged. “Starrick is losing his power but his secret is that his cafeteria doesn’t have two names.” Henry tried to take a lift without Evie having to aid him reaching it but she took it and passed it to him. Henry kissed her gently on the cheek and she blushed. Jacob sneered turning away.

“Why does it always have to be your idea the one that is successful?” Both the twins were interrupted by an unusual costumer entering. One thirty in the afternoon, it wasn’t common to see a fancy man there.

“Ah!” The stranger seemed to be fascinated by the booths, the walls, the cheap lamps. Jacob couldn’t stop looking at him. He was praising every detail. “I tell Starrick this new hipster hysteria is better than his cane-in-the-ass one.” He extended his hand to Jacob, since he was the only one laughing at the statement. Jacob took his hand.

“I didn’t know people still used canes.” The naïvety the young man emanated from that sentence made the older man laugh, he then pulled his hand and kissed it. “…Or that.” Jacob blushed retrieving it and looked at his hand confused. His sister pushed him aside.

“Welcome to the 21st century, we’d like to offer you some ask-before-you-take.” Jacob muttered a very annoyed ‘Evie’ and she just shook her head. A Starrick man was a suspicious man.

“I apologise, Mister…” He turned at Jacob who then looked at him.

“Frye.”

“Mister Frye, a pleasure.” He chuckled. “I am Maxwell Roth, I work at Starrick’s as a Marketing Director. I’m very pleased with your—performance. RookBucks has been active for two months and it’s already getting in the nerves of Crawford. He’s charming, not when he’s angry, but you’d like him.”

“I doubt it.” Evie muttered under her breath knowing the man would only focus on her brother. She was right, and so she joined Henry at the syrups.

“Was it your idea, Frye?” Jacob nodded.

“I mean, my sister’s as well.”

“Oh, your sister.” Roth looked at her for a brief moment and went back to Jacob.

“She’s done must of it, to be honest.” He laughed funnily. “I just know how to blend the alcohol and milk.” Roth didn’t laugh and Jacob stopped.

“That’s a talent not many have.” Roth turned on his heels and looked back at him. “I’m looking forward to meeting you again, preferably to discuss business.”

“Hey, me too.” Jacob watched him go and Evie sighed beside him knowing her brother was just in deep shit again.

“Don’t sell this, Jacob. Please.” But Jacob was deep in his thoughts, thinking of Starrick in his office getting pissed at his sales collapsing. His sister left his side, and then Jacob turned at both.

“What makes you think that?”

“Marrish” becoming a ship as soon as their first scene aired, yet people hate Draeden bc their “lack of scenes”.

Bitches posting “OMG MARRISH IS PERFECT !1!!! LYDIA EVEN SAID SHE WAS DONE WITH TEENAGE BOYS OMG”.

Braeden is a “sexual predator” for checking out Derek (even though he checked her out aswell) yet people comfortably ship a man in his mid twenties with a minor

The fact that people love/accept Marrish which isn’t canon, yet Draeden has been hinted and basically confirmed as canon by the cast on multiple occasions

That is all.


Oh, and I already know anons will send me hate for voicing MY opinion but all I have to say to that is

Maveth: The Bad

Jemma. There are few other little details but this is long enough so….Just… Jemma.

Setting aside how this whole plot used her as prop rather than a player [I’m not going into detail here, if you don’t understand feel free to pm me :)] the current angle they have towards her character development is getting ridiculous. They can’t just keep hurling problems at her without properly addressing them.

First   they had her frightened of the inhumans, going, what many would argue is, too far in an attempt to stop them and they didn’t deal with that, at all. It just kinda fizzled and she was sucked up by a space rock and transported to another planet before we could go into how she felt about it.

Then the vengeance on Ward which was not at all resolved. She tries to kill him, fails, kills Bakshi instead and then… what? How does she feel? We don’t know. We are left to come up with our own speculations on how she felt about that. And I know that the fans did a good job, but we should not have to speculate that much on such an important piece of character development. But again, space rock. 

Then she came back and she was traumatized, and guilt ridden for leaving a man behind and they couldn’t even address that properly. Do you know why? Because they made it into a love triangle. Because they bit off more than they could chew and had it screw with her relationship with Fitz on top of how much it was screwing with her. Agents of SHIELD is a show with many characters and many arcs that need to be addressed. They simply did not have the time to deal with Jemma’s residual issues from the planet AND her relationship with Fitz being put on shaky ground. If Will had simply been a mentor/friend (because I understand they did need her to have left someone behind for the plot) then they could have focused on how she dealt with all of that, the guilt at leaving him behind, the lingering fear from what had happened to her, with the help of the rest of her team including Fitz and it would have given them more than enough to work with. Imagine an actual conversation between her and Fitz or between her and Bobbi or Daisy about how bad she felt about leaving Will there? Imagine them reconciling her, helping her understand it wasn’t her fault. Imagine Fitz helping her through readjustment (I know he had her walking around the lab and that was good for 1 episode but I don’t think that was enough and it really didn’t improve anything for her in the long run). Imagine them showing us how she trained herself not to flinch at vibrations. I am grateful they chose to develop Fitzsimmons, really I am, but they could have done it along side all of this and it still would have been delayed because Jemma has so much to deal with.

AND THEN because, you know ^this wasn’t enough already they had her be the one to unleash Lash. Who killed all the inhumans in the castle. Oh and also by the way that thing she didn’t want to come back? Guess what it did. And how much do you want to bet she’s going to blame herself for that to? Oh and also Fitz probably feels like he killed the man she loves (but she probably feels like she did leaving him behind). So that’s going to come into play because you know it’s going to be a source of conflict between them, meaning another issue to add to her list. Don’t even get me started on Fitz’s list. 

What is the end game here? What is the lesson? What is the moral of this story? Bad things happen to good people? Thanks, I know that, I don’t need a demo. Where is the resolution? Are they just going to keep hurling this stuff at her until she explodes? When are they going to show her dealing with it?

My only hope is that 3B is going to handle this. Because all I see is a trail of incomplete stories, problem after problem that Jemma has not had the screen time to processes. And I know she’s probably doing stuff off-screen but that’s not enough for me. I want to see her story, not just guess at it. My only hope is that they have plans for her in 3B.

And you know what I really want to see? How about instead of making her feel bad for every single freakin’ thing she does, have her be the hero? Can she deal with her issues and then save the day (or better yet save the day as part of dealing with her issues)? Doesn’t have to be big, just one person will do. One little thing to make her feel good about herself OK? One little thing to tell us more than the world is full of darkness, to tell us that there is good. That we can overcome the evil thrown at us. That we can be stronger than it. That we can be OK. Because if anyone deserves it it’s her.