has anyone tried this

anonymous asked:

Headcanon that the only two who can use weapons are Princey and Morality. Roman obviously uses a sword, and Patton learned to shoot a bow and arrow as a camp councilor or something.

Roman has tried to teach the others, but Morality kept getting distracted, Anxiety refused, and Logan just wasn’t very good, too stiff in his movements.

Morality has never tried to teach anyone. He thought the chance of something breaking or some getting hurt was too high

the salty af munday meme
  • Because, like it or not, we're not all balls of sunshine all the time. We can be pure salt when we want to be.
  • ☠ What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?
  • ♥ What's the WORST thing that has happened to you rp wise?
  • ♦ What was a mildly annoying thing that has happened to you rp wise?
  • ♢ Has anyone ever tried to steal your blog? Your headcanons? Icons? All that jazz
  • ♚ How many people don't like you?
  • ⚜ How many people do you not like?
  • ✮ Have you managed to stay away from drama?
  • ☄ Have you ever been in the middle of drama?
  • ☯ Have you ever tried to bring peace to a situation?
  • ☼ How long do you stay mad?
  • ☀ What's your rp pet peeve?
  • ☁ Have you ever forgiven a partner when you shouldn't have?
  • ☂ Have you ever been forgiven when you knew you shouldn't have been?
  • ☢ What fads/trends are you so over?
  • ☣ Have you ever rp'd with someone you knew for a fact was abusive but tried to give them a chance/to make up your own opinion on the roleplayer? Did they change or did you understand what people were talking about?
  • ♨ Have you ever made a public call out post?
  • ❀ What has made you completely lose your chill?
  • ✿ What do you think about public call out posts?
  • ✂ A fandom that you feel isn't open and accepting?
  • ✉ A fandom that you feel is open and accepting?
  • ✦ Thoughts on duplicates following you?
  • ✧ Do you agree with reblog karma or is it forced interaction?
  • ❥ Has someone ever ruined an FC or character for you?
  • ❦ Has someone been jealous of you?
  • ❧ Have you ever been jealous of anyone?
  • ✖ How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?
  • ♒ Thoughts on the fandom you're currently rping in?
  • ❣ How salty are you feeling right now?

i haven’t finished me:a yet - and i will! i want to know the rest of the story. but this game has already burned me way too many times. i’m sorry i can’t be more positive - trust me, i tried, i have been holding out hope despite every shitty thing that happens and all the garbage i see, but… i just can’t do it anymore.

bioware is supposed to care about this. this is what they’re known for.

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Okay so this is my little zine I made!

I googled many different ways to deal with dysphoria (since I don’t really know how to deal with my own dysphoria xL) and I found these 6 to be the best (in my opinion)

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inspired by the time i randomly ran into goro at the subway bread store?? ? they r gay bcuz i said so (anyways im sleep deprived don’t judge me)

so @joliemariella went and made this amazing freaking picture and has been telling me about this adorable little-mermaid-based au idea of hers and my hand slipped for several, several hours, oh dear.

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It’s been a great day for gardening! After a few bad hermit-y mental health days I decided to stretch my legs and visit the garden center while my partner was grocery shopping and picked up a few new babies! I bought a tiny pot of indigo-colored Lobelia, some Peppermint, and, most excitingly, a big healthy gallon pot of English Lavender!

When I came home to place them in their new home, I saw that I had my first Chamomile flower blooming, as well as my first Calendula! I was worried the variety of Calendula I grew would have too large of flowers for pendants, but it seems like they’re going to be fine.

I’ve also got ever more Marigold, Borage, and Sweet Alyssum, and more on the way. Some of the Wormwood is starting to get really big and I may even get a harvesting season out of them this year yet. I might take a trip into town today to pick up more drying supplies just to accommodate this and all of the stuff blooming in the meadow.

You can Ask💖
  1. Sunrise or sunset?
  2. Are you mentally ill?
  3. Are you physically ill?
  4. What is the most expensive thing you have bought?
  5. Do you have a job?
  6. Are you in school?
  7. Are you a dropout?
  8. Are you in college?
  9. Introvert or extrovert?
  10. What do you think when you look at your body?
  11. What have others said when they look at your body?
  12. Do you have a particular song that you feel deeply?
  13. Talk about a time in your life where you have felt most alive?
  14. Are you confident wearing a bikini?
  15. Can you look people in the eyes while talking?
  16. Has anything terrible happened to you?
  17. Has anything wonderful happened to you?
  18. Favorite part of your personality?
  19. Least favorite part of your personality?
  20. Favorite part of your body?
  21. Least favorite part of your body?
  22. Favorite quote?
  23. Do you have friendships with all genders?
  24. Do you have a good relationship with your father?
  25. Do you have a good relationship with your mother?
  26. Do you have a good relationship with your siblings?
  27. Have you ever been hurt physically or mentally by a family member?
  28. Have you ever had a near death experience?
  29. Do you know anyone who has taken their own life?
  30. Have you ever tried to take your own life?
  31. Biggest lie you have told?
  32. Do you follow any conspiracies?
  33. Do you believe in a New World Order?
  34. Do you respect your government and the way your country is run?
  35. Is there currently any strife in your country?
  36. Have you ever been displaced within your country?
  37. Are your friendships healthy?
  38. Are you currently fighting with a friend?
  39. Are you jealous of a friend? Why?
  40. Do you believe in the Illuminati?
  41. Do you think any celebrities are associated with the Illuminati? Who?
  42. How can people tell you are nervous?
  43. How can people tell you are sad?
  44. Do you ever express your true feelings?
  45. Regrets in your life?
  46. Achievements in your life?
  47. What did people say about you in school?
  48. What did you say about people in school?
  49. Is there something you have never told anyone?
  50. Have you committed an illegal act?
  51. If you had two days to spend one million dollars how would you spend it?
  52. What were your aspirations at age 5, 10, 15, 18?
  53. Describe your first kiss? Was it how you imagined?
  54. Growing up were you in a wealthy, average, or low income household?
  55. Are you from a broken marriage?
  56. Have you been raised by a solo parent?
  57. Do you know both your parents?
  58. What colour eyes, hair and skin do you have?
  59. Have you abused drugs or alcohol?
  60. What languages can you speak?
  61. Do you conform to your societies standards?
  62. Do you cry often?
  63. Do you tell people what you think of them?
  64. Are you comfortable accepting compliments?
  65. Are you comfortable giving compliments?
  66. Is any mental illness hindering your life?
  67. Is any physical illness hindering your life?
  68. Do you keep up with current events?
  69. What’s the latest news in the world you have heard/read?
  70. What have you done today?
  71. Do you sleep well?
  72. Do you sleep badly?
  73. Have you ever hurt anyone because you were hurting?
  74. Has anyone ever hurt you because they were hurting?
  75. Have you ever had to end a friendship/relationship? Why?
  76. Have you ever stopped someone from hurting themselves?
  77. Has anyone ever stopped you from hurting yourself?
  78. Do you like your laugh?
  79. Are you preparing for an apocalypse? And what kind?
  80. Do you have any funny family stories?
  81. Are you religious?
  82. Do you like to watch true crime shows or movies?
  83. Are you interested in cults?
  84. Would you like to raise a family in your country?
  85. List some things you wanted in your childhood but never got?
  86. Is there a large age gap between you and a sibling?
  87. Are you from a blended family?
  88. Do you believe in marriage? Why/Why not?
  89. What is the nicest thing anyone has said to you?
  90. Do you keep a journal?
  91. Would anyone be hurt by reading it?
  92. Do you have children?
  93. Have you been pregnant?
  94. List your favorite movies?
  95. List your favorite people?
  96. Talk about the birthmarks and scars on your body?
  97. Do you look after yourself?
  98. Do you put yourself or others first?
  99. Are you happy today?
  100. Are you loved?
‘have not, hear not, see not’ - a perception spell

perfect for anyone with someone that has left their life and moved on. sometimes it’s not even that you want them back, you just want to stop being irritated by observing them and their new partners, friends, etc. (insp. stardust)

light three candles of any color (i used black cause i associate it with cleansing and purifying) 

say: look upon them though i may

        my feelings intact will stay 

visualize the people in question then try to fade the image out of your mind

say: even if they stand before me

        i shall not see their love

blow out the first candle 

       feel it 

blow out the second candle

       or hear it

blow out the third candle 

as i say these words so mote them be

i am free

my heart is my own 

(i hope this works for anyone who tries :) magic always has room for personalization add and take away whatever you see fit. )

Ask Away Fuckers

NSFW Asks
1:When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
35: Worst possible time to get horny:
36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
37: How much fapping is too much fapping:
38: Best sexual complement you ever got:
39: Favorite foreplay activities:
40: What do you wear to bed?
41: When was the first time you masturbated:
42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?
45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)
49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
53: Do you watch porn?
54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
57: If you could give yourself head, would you?
58: Booty or Boobs?
59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?
61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?
62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?
63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
65. What is your bra/penis size?
66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
67. When was the last time you masturbated?
68. When was the last time you had sex?
69. When was the last time you watched porn?
70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
71. Guys:Circumsized?
72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
77. Which wet dream was your favorite?
78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
80. Favorite sexual position?
81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
82. Are you into any BDSM?
83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
84. Do you like dirty talk?
85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?
90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

I'm honestly so hard to love and I am so sorry to anyone who has ever tried to love me because I'm honestly awful and never know what I want even when I think I do and because I'm so difficult to deal with as a person. And conversely I am so sorry to anyone that I have ever loved because I expect so much more than I have a right to and I wish I weren't this way but I have no clue how to fix myself I'm so sorry.