One of my favorite comics of all time, Secret Origins Special, is currently available and on SALE at Comixology for just 99¢! While the individual stories have been reprinted in various places, the entire issue hasn’t been presented in whole since 1995, so if you haven’t read the whole thing from start to finish, I highly, highly recommend checking it out!

Drunk Batman trapped in Arkham
  • Joker:this is it! Now we're gonna have a chance to get rid of you once and for all Batsy!
  • Harley:You'll pay for everything you did to us.
  • Scarecrow:no more vigilante roaming the streets of Gotham. Without you, we can finally stop this madness.
  • Batman:...
  • Two Face:Anything to say for your defense before we kill you?
  • Batman:... Believe it or not but I always cared for you. Always tried to help you. Always tried to be the one person who actually wanted you to get the help you so much needed. I bought Harley the dress she dreamed of. I gave Harvey his coin back because he needed it. I know Jervis Tetch's actions are ruled over by a strong need for affection and tenderness. I understand that Jonathan Crane wants people to scream because none heard his screams. As for you Joker...
  • Joker:Are you finally gonna say you love me?
  • Batman:You're hopeless.
Harvey Dent Burns

Vɪᴛʀɪᴏʟᴀɢᴇ: ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴄᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴀᴄɪᴅ ᴏʀ ᴀ sɪᴍɪʟᴀʀʟʏ ᴄᴏʀʀᴏsɪᴠᴇ sᴜʙsᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴏɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴅʏ ᴏғ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴅɪsғɪɢᴜʀᴇ, ᴍᴀɪᴍ, ᴛᴏʀᴛᴜʀᴇ, ᴏʀ ᴋɪʟʟ.

Drunk Batman teaming up with Riddler
  • Batman:*watches Riddler crawl on the ground* Nice ass.
  • Riddler:... Whaaaat?
  • Batman:I said "you crawl very fast".
  • Riddler:That's not what you fucking said.
  • Batman:Yes I did.
  • Riddler:No you didn't. You said "nice ass". I heard you say that and I'm so so so so gonna tell Harvey about it.
  • Batman:Well I saw Harvey's ass too. In college.
  • Riddler:I. Don't. Want. To. Know.
  • Batman:Still. You got one hell of a nice ass. Can I use it as a pillow?
  • Riddler:NO!

The Dark Knight (2008)

Director: Christopher Nolan

Director of Photography: Wally Pfister

Aspect Ratio: 2.35:1 (Standard) & 1.44:1 (IMAX Scenes)