harvey corman

- “Taggart.”
- “Yes, sir.”
- “I’ve decided to launch an attack that will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes.”
- “What do you want me to do, sir?”
- “I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the West. Take this down: ‘I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists! Ha, ha, ha, ha!”
- “Could you repeat that, sir?”
(Blazing Saddles (1974))

Easily one of th funniest movies ever made.