I went to this hardware store in this nice small town in New Hampshire and it was just like Ed’ s hardware store in Mama’s Family. And the cashier was this little old man that was so funny and sweet and he was just like Tim Conway in The Carol Burnett show as the oldest man.
- “Yes, sir.”
- “I’ve decided to launch an attack that will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes.”
- “What do you want me to do, sir?”
- “I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the West. Take this down: ‘I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists! Ha, ha, ha, ha!”
- “Could you repeat that, sir?”
(Blazing Saddles (1974))