It was the Jeremy Lin show again at the Garden tonight. Lin managed to top his previous career high of 25, with 28 points leading the (Amar'e and Melo-less) Knicks to a win over the Jazz. New York has officially found their new point guard.
“This is an original rap from my future Harvard classmate. We were attempting to do a comment rap battle inspired by a Princeton rap video, but then he blew everyone out of the water with this gem right here."
Yo, listen up, y’all, cuz I’m about to spit da truth And my apologies in advance if I come off as uncouth But there’s been somethin’ on my mind, and I’ma come right out and say it And I’m hopin’ I can find da perfect words to convey it
See, I’m headed to a certain college in Massachusetts And I’m constantly afraid that I’ll come off as a nuisance When peeps be all like “Yo, homez, where ya headed next year?” And I’m like “oh, umm… Harvard’s where I’ll start my college career.”
Call us what you will. Yeah, I know there’s a consensus That some of us can come off as arrogant or pretentious But we ain’t all that bad! We just have dope school spirit Which you’ll probably see next year at Da Game; learn to FEAR IT!
And speaking of Da Game, how ‘bout dem Yalies, am I right? Why have a bulldog as a mascot if you ain’t got no BITE? Sucks to suck, I guess! Who wants to spend four years in New Haven? “Nevermore!” quoth Yale victims, a la Poe’s “Da Raven”
Shout-out to John Harvard! THERE’S a man with a vision. Thanks to him, I’ll pahk my cah in Hahvahd Yahd and bleed CRIMSON! Though I’m still confused as hell how I got into dis school, I’ve gotta admit… Harvard U is soundin’ pretty fuckin’ cool.
So pack yo bags for Visitas, and peep da Facebook group! And buy stacks on stacks of Harvard swag next time you’re at Da COOP. We on dat Cambridge grind, mothafucka, enrolled like a boss Harvard Class of Twenty-Eighteen represent – VERITAS!