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Dr. Hannibal Lecter: I’m beginning to suspect you’re investigating me, Agent Crawford.

Jack Crawford: No, no. No, you were referred to me by Alana Bloom in the psychology department Georgetown.

Hannibal: Most psychology departments are filled with personality deficients. Dr. Bloom would be the exception.

Jack: Yes, she would. Yes, she would. Well, she told me that you mentored her during her residency at Johns Hopkins.

Hannibal: I learned as much from her as she did from me.

Jack: Yes, but she also showed me, uh, your paper. “Evolutionary” uh, “Evolutionary Origins of Social Exclusion”?

Hannibal: Yes.

Jack: Very interesting. Very interesting. Even for a layman.

Hannibal: A layman?

Jack: Yeah.

Hannibal: So many learned fellows going about in the halls of Behavioral Science at the FBI, and you consider yourself a layman.

Jack: I do when I’m in your company, doctor. Um, I need you to help me with a psychological profile.



Last week, I put out a hypothetical idea that Azoff was behind the WHOLE thing and that it is really convenient for us to think it’s Simon. As the week has gone on (and felt maybe like we’ve lived several years in the meantime) I am more and more convinced.

As I’ve said before, there is a finite amount of naturally occurring shit-show in the universe. The mix of stunts we’ve had over the last six weeks has been stunning. I believe the EXTRA nature of the stunts (when viewed together) serves three purposes:

  1. Profile Building for Louis and Awareness Maintenance for Harry - Louis never had the same celebrity profile as Harry and I believe that they want to come out on a little more equal footing. And, we can’t forget, these guys aren’t touring at the moment, so while Harry’s profile didn’t need to be built, it’s feasible that it needed to be maintained. 
  2. Absurdity to the General Public Post Denial - These stunts are SUPPOSED to look ridiculous in hindsight. One the denial comes and if Harry and Louis come out in short order, the general public will look back and think, yeah that makes sense, they were in the final stages of a closet.
  3. Fandom Service (particularly Larries) - I do not see the stunts as an insult to our intelligence, rather an acknowledgment of it. Every part of this stunt has been made to fall apart on inspection. And I believe that Azoff knew that we’d pick it apart. It was never meant to fool us. I don’t think you can possibly ignore the part the Bears have played in this narrative either. 

While I know many believe that a coming out can’t come on the heels of a babygate denial, I disagree. I believe that they can (and should) use the media momentum created in service of the Coming Out. I believe that Azoff, Harry and Louis are working together towards their Coming Out and that every part of Babygate, Douis, and Hendall is/were in service of that goal.

I believe there was one narrative shift from responsible Louis who is going to “man-up” to Deadbeat Louis between August and October in which the plan went from a quick denial to a full-blown commitment to babygate. I think that shift came when Simon realized the boys weren’t resigning with him (the narrative around the hiatus shifts at this time too) and Simon began working against Azoff and the Boys. At that point, there seems to have been a decision by Azoff and Louis to see babygate through to the “birth.”

But as of November, I believe that Azoff has been in charge. And I think he’s using the ambiguity of this moment to his advantage and capitalize on our natural inclination to see Simon as the villain (which he’s more than earned).

The Coming Out is the end game here. I will not fault Louis or Harry for what they’ve done to get there. 

Imagine of the Marauders had Facebook
  • Sirius:Did you see my new profile picture? I look amazing.
  • James:Guys, I'm about to die!
  • Remus:Oh Merlin Prongs, what did you do?
  • James:Nothing. Lily blocked me!
  • Remus:Prongs, I'm sure you'll live
  • James:Moony, you don't get it! I have no chance now!
  • Remus:You'll be fine, I found this fan page about werewolves...
  • Sirius:Okay, so about my profile picture...
  • James:Padfoot! I'm dying here!
  • Sirius:*excitedly* Yeah, so am I! I has 54 likes already!

because why not?

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send me anything. A question, a ship, a fancast, etc. (and if you face tag and/or about isn’t easily found, tell me what they are please!) (and if you don’t have a face tag/about, descrive your self a bit!)

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House: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

Wand: dragon heartstring | unicorn hair | phoenix feather | veela hair | thestral tail hair

Pet: cat | owl | toad | rat

Best subject: defence against the dark arts | potions | transfiguration | charms | herbology | history of magic | divination | care of magical creatures | astronomy

Quidditch position: chaser | beater | keeper | seeker | commentator | in the stands

Maybe an extra comment if i can think of something:

THE 100 PROFILES ~(˘▾˘)~

hii everybody! a while back i did some harry potter profiles, which was super duper fun to do. soooo i thought why not bring them back but this time wITH THE 100!!!!! EPISODE TWO YA’LL!!!!!!!!!!


  • mbf monty’s mom
  • reblog this please :)
  • shoot me an ask with a song/tv/movie rec or anything really :D as well as your preferred ship gender and face tag if you’d like!
  • blacklist “liz does thp” if you don’t want to see this

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anonymous asked:

rec some of your fav fics with that trope please

only for you, sweet pea 😚(famous/non-famous where they have an online relationship without knowing who each other is)

the one i’m reading now is The Beautiful Game
→ or the one with football vlogging, food blogging, salsa dancing, late-night cooking, Brazil sightseeing, way too many bathroom encounters, the recommended amount of unnecessary pining, a bunch of staggering examples of bad stadium etiquette, a Balotelli shirt and a whole lot of snogging. girl!Direction

Thought the Song Was Sung 
→ Louis never auditioned for the X-Factor. Years later, Harry’s just another gay ex-boybander who lives alone with his cat… until Niall decides to take matters into his own hands and set up a profile for Harry on a dating website. 

never shut us down 
→ Tumblr!AU. Louis is an insecure mess and he hides behind his blog. Harry’s a boy with a personality too bright and he’s everything Louis thought he would hate. They end up falling in love. (tumblr famous counts, right?)

if i could hold you 
→ Louis isn’t a fan of popstars. Unless the popstar has curly hair, green eyes, and is named Harry Styles. He really likes that popstar.

You’ve Been Lonely Too Long
→ Harry has everything someone would need to make them happy: money, fame, a stunningly attractive albeit fake girlfriend, a supportive family, good friends, and a cat. But maybe he isn’t very happy. Louis sleeps around and no, he definitely does not have a problem admitting to that thank you very much, but maybe he’s just a little tired of waking up alone in the morning with only a bowl of instant macaroni and cheese to comfort him. Maybe letting Zayn play matchmaker wouldn’t be such a bad thing. (haven’t actually read this one, but i’ve heard good things!) 

aaand these two kinda sorta fit in this genre, After Hours
→ Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are the bane of each other’s existences. Unfortunately, they’re already in love–even if they aren’t completely aware of this minor detail.

and We’re All Stars Now
 → Louis is a failing actor who can’t hold down a relationship. Harry is the worn-down vocalist of a world famous rock group. Zayn and Liam get stuck playing therapist whenever Louis has a relationship breakdown, and Niall just wants to stop this whole mess and get a pint. And the tabloids are threatening to tear them all apart.

Character Profile: Rose

Age Two: Albus and her are instant besties, going and doing everything together. Loves zooming around on the toy broom papa bought her, and finds mama’s worry hilarious. Draws on all the walls and pulls her special pout-and-cry combo every time mama scolds her.

Age Five: She’s completely in love with Disney and Dreamworks movies, and really just animation movies in general. Begs her parents to go to Disneyland. Loves pulling the older sibling card on Hugo, but really just has a big soft spot for her baby brother. Has a teensy weensy crush on Teddy, but keeps it to herself- but somehow James found out and started teasing her privately about it, and thus a friendship was born.

Age Nine: Her crush on Teddy is long gone, and she totally ships Teddy with Victoire. James tells her wonderful things about Hogwarts and she just can’t wait to go with Albus. Loves hearing her brother practice his clarinet, finding the sound unique and quite pretty- despite what James and Fred say about it. Absolutely is in love with books and the way it transports her to another place, and likes to challenge herself by reading “hard” books, like Lord of the Rings. Her favourite Disney Princess is hands down Merida, what with their similarities of bright blue eyes and curly red hair.

Age Eleven: She’s in Hogwarts. Hogwarts! She’s just over the moon that she’s actually made it here with her favourite cousin, who, yes, is a Slytherin, and they can’t spend every waking moment fawning over how amazing this is, but she’ll make it work. She brings her iPod with her and is thoroughly disappointed that she can’t listen to music whilst studying. Spends time with Molly and is so grateful whenever she brings back some Honeyduke sweets from Hogsmeade outings. She loves being the smartest person in class- except when they have Potions with Slytherin, then her smarts is matched by one Scorpius Malfoy.

Age Twelve: She doesn’t understand why Albus is still friends with Scorpius. I mean, he’s an arrogant (not really), full-headed (not at all), prick that things he’s the smartest one out of the two. She swears her frustrations to James whenever Molly is having a rest- she notices how Fred and James act differently with Molly now than before and she starts becoming worried for her cousin. Takes up Karate during the breaks and summers. Al and her swap stories about what goes on in their common rooms and she starts to get more Slytherin friends.

Age Thirteen: Al, Scor and her become a new Trio. She had caved in and spent a day with Scorpius and absolutely loved him. They all go to Hogsmeade together and have an absolute ace time at the Three Broomsticks watching James try and fail at picking up girls. Transfiguration is hands down her favourite subject; she loves the idea of “shape shifting” and starts to research about being an Animagus. Scor helps her sneaks out the Animagus book from the library and she feels her heart flutter at the small act.

Age Fifteen: She has such a HUGE crush on Scorpius. O.W.L’s are becoming problematic, between studying her ass off and making sure that James doesn’t drink himself into an early grave. She’s now part of two trios: Al & Scor’s, and Fred & James’- although, Fred and James told her firmly that she isn’t replacing Molly in their own trio, but rather she’s the new brains after Molly’s graduated. She still didn’t know what made James and Fred so damn protective of her. Scorpius helps her relax whenever they meet, either by rubbing her shoulders or giving her tea, which leads to suspect that he maybe could like her back.

Age Seventeen: Something’s happened between Al and Scor, she just doesn’t know what. One minute, they seemed like awesome friends, then the next day, while hungover from Slytherin’s afterparty the night before, they could barely meet each others eyes. She asked Al about it but he kept his lips shut tight, and she even thought about bringing James into this, but then remembered his words about investigating shit herself. N.E.W.T’s are so hard, but her O.W.L’s were satisfactory (she got all E’s), she thinks that this years exam will be somewhat similar.

Age Twenty: She’s living with Albus, and right now she can’t believe what her two best friends told her. They kissed. Not only once, either, but several times. Both her best friends came out to her as Bisexual (Albus) and Pansexual (Scor) and while usually she would think it’s so great for them coming out, she can’t help but feel sick. Her crush on Scor hadn’t gone away, but her hormones had calmed down from adolescents, so it was a mature crush- but it still hurt a lot. How had she not seen it before? She goes to James for comfort and his soft words help sooth her.

vanblogs asked:

26 :^)

26: how dare [you]

How dare you?”

Eggsy’s stern voice took Harry away from his work. He took in his lover’s reddened face, his gorgeous and bright olive eyes, and his (currently) massive frown.

Eggsy took five long steps and slammed his hand down onto the wooden surface. “I told you not to watch anything using my Netflix profile!”

“How absurd. I haven’t watched Netflix since the last time you kissed me away from Bridget Jones’ Diary.” Harry said, appalled by Eggsy’s accusations, but his mind lingered on the thought of last weekend’s activities.

His boyfriend was turned on from seeing Colin Firth on-screen, what a surprise.

“Then who the fuck,” Eggsy yelled, walking away from the table, “has been watching,” he exited the room, his voice sounded from the distance, “fucking Bates Motel on my fucking profile?”

Harry waited until he could no longer hear Eggsy from outside. “Sorry about that gentlemen, you were just saying about international missions distributions?”

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