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harry potter book quotes:

“I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death — if you aren’t as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach.”   Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

OH COME ON!
  • Draco: Why isn't Potter here yet? *impatiently taps his foot and stares at the Gryffindor table*
  • Blaise: You never stop talking about him and it's kind of getting annoying. Potter is probably with Granger doing who knows what *smirks*
  • Draco: *shouts loud enough for the entire great hall to hear* YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT! MY POTTER WOULD NEVER HOOK UP WITH THAT MUDBLOOD. I KNOW HE LOVES ME AS MUCH AS I LOVE HIM!
  • Everyone in the Great Hall: *stares at Malfoy*
  • Draco: OH COME ON YOU ALL ACT LIKE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE EVER HEARD ME CONFESS MY LOVE FOR HIM!
  • Everyone: *shrugs and continues eating*
Secrets of Slytherin no. 38
  • We don't have an attitude problem. We just have a personality you can't handle.
are you kidding me
  • Draco: I heard that Potter has a little crush on Weasley girl over there
  • Harry: um I don't even like girls Malfoy
  • Draco: ArE yOu KiDdInG mE aFtEr aLl ThIs TiMe YoU nEvEr LiKeD gIrLs AnD yOu HaVe NeVeR bOtHeReD tO tElL mE
  • Harry: why do you have something to say, Malfoy? *smirks*
  • Draco: JUST KISS ME ALREADY AND ASK ME OUT DAMN IT
well damn
  • Draco: I think I should be completely honest with you guys and tell you guys the truth.
  • Blaise and Pansy: You're gay and you're in love with Potter.
  • Draco: How did you guys know? Is it that obvious?
  • Blaise: Well you constantly talk about him and you can't seem to stop staring at him whenever you see him. You ask questions like...Do you think he's a top or bottom? Does he sleep naked?
  • Pansy: You know what all of his classes are and you wait outside the classroom just so you can look at him. You constantly insult him which according to your knowledge "shows him that you care" and you spend all day trying to find a way to insult him just so you can see him again.
  • Draco: well damn